Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary, assault

wistv.com ^ | Nov. 9, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.

When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.

With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.

Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy.

[FlingWingFlyer]

“Hope and change” just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

[Flag_This]

"...found naked with a mouse in his rectum.. "

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

[jakerobins]

Dirty Maggot infested dope smoking hippie.....

I wish once we could get a good story from SC......At least we have Nikki Haley to look forward to...

[InternetTuffGuy]

I smell a rat. Who farted?

[TruthConquers]

Ping!!

[Nervous Tick]

suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum

I wonder -- how'd it get there?

[Responsibility2nd]

pssst. Come here. I got a secret.

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[SC Swamp Fox]

I don't think I want to know the rest of the story.

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[KarlInOhio]

their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged,

I guess you would have to drug the mouse to keep him there.

[SonofReagan]

Okay, THIS I did not need to read!

[SonofReagan]

Okay, THIS I did not need to read!

[chemicalman]

Where he’s going, there’s more than just rats to worry about.

[freebilly]

Did the mouse get tased, too? If so, someone needs to notify PETA....

[nomad]

“mouse up his rectum” He must be a democRAT.

[ConservativeChris]

“During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith’s rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith.

He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.”

I am speechless. Laughing, but speechless.

[nomad]

I wonder if PETA will "go after his @ss" for cruelty to animals.

[Young Werther]

Somebody gave him a MICKEY!

[DaxtonBrown]

But for the grace of God, there go I.

[njslim]

Is that a mouse in your rectum or are you just happy to see me...?

[MNDude]

I realize animals are not smart, but I’m sure this mouse must have had a very strong opinion about the situation in any case.

[nomad]

LOL, Armageddon!

[Tigerized]

I just can’t resist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

[juan_galt]

“. . .the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, . . .”

However “Mickey” was pissed. . .

Memo to law enforcement personnel: If you find a naked guy who’s managed to fall asleep with a rat up his ass, it’s a pretty safe bet the taser ain’t going to cut it . . . When Mr. Smith finally gets out of jail, I recommend an MMA contract. There is no way that “Willard” is going to submit to a mere mortal leg lock.

[bleach]

Armageddon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

[Dudoight]

How do you get a mouse in your rectum? I don’t think I have heard any thing this absolutely weird.

[paul51]

smith was confused about a mouse was doing in his rectum. that's because it was supposed to be a gerbil

[Route395]

Is the moderator asleep?...I’ve had less gross information yanked in 5 seconds!...Maybe it’s the light night adult hour at FR.....

[SIDENET]

their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged

"Drugged, naked, fat, stupid, and having a mouse in your rectum is no way to go through life, son."

[Dudoight]

The funniest YOUTUBE I have ever experienced! I guess I need to say thanks...LOL!

[meyer]

Armageddon!!

[taraytarah]

So many questions...

Mouse hiding or being hidden?
Mouse on way in or way out?
Mouse dead or alive?

Erratic behavior caused situation with mouse or
Situation with mouse caused erratic behavior?

Smith charged with Burglary, Assault...
Mouse charged with Unlawful Entry?

[meyer]

That’s actually funnier than when Johnboy and Billy did the skit where Carl Childers (Slingblade) did the movie review for “Brokeback Mountain”. :) Gotta love Robert D. Redford.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Is the mouse OK?

[mowowie]

I hate when this happens...

[Avery Iota Kracker]

Don’t taze my butt rat, Bro.....

[Responsibility2nd]

psst. See post 8.

And don’t wake the moderator.

[GladesGuru]

“I hate when this happens...”

Yes, indeed. Who is going to notify California that their missing politician has been found?

[vetvetdoug]

Once a man had a mouse in his rectum,
And the Police beat, handcuffed and tazed him,
He got pepper sprayed & he continued to evade,
Until the Police just finally seized them.....

These things just write themselves...

[goseminoles]

“How do you get a mouse in your rectum?”

Paper towel or tp tube.
I think I smell a rat here.

[Talisker]

Is the mouse OK?

ROFL - I just knew someone was going to ask this...

[ArmyTeach]

ping

[whatisthetruth]

I am speechless. Laughing, but speechless.

"Well, I'm not laughing"

[pissant]

LOLOL!!

[GunsAndBibles]

Pull my finger...

[bootless]

Nooooooo!!!

:-D

[beaversmom]

He needs to be charged with cruelty to an animal too.

[beaversmom]

LOL!

[PadreL]

LOL

[Slings and Arrows]

I hope they don't put the mouse in the ass box.