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Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary, assault
wistv.com ^ | Nov. 9, 2010

Posted on 11/10/2010 7:57:04 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY

SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.

When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.

With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.

Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy.


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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; mouse; napl; obamavoter; urbantruth
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To: Responsibility2nd

LOL


51 posted on 11/11/2010 12:16:11 AM PST by tlb
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To: ConservativeChris; Slings and Arrows

Laughed so hard I cried.


52 posted on 11/11/2010 12:26:42 AM PST by rmlew (You want change? Vote for the most conservative electable in your state or district.)
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To: Dudoight
How do you get a mouse in your rectum?


53 posted on 11/11/2010 12:45:18 AM PST by sockmonkey
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To: KarlInOhio

Maybe it was just a contact high.


54 posted on 11/11/2010 1:39:59 AM PST by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/28/08 and why?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

A mouse up his wazoo?

Sick f*king bastard.

And these are the perverts Obama wants to defend the USA.


55 posted on 11/11/2010 1:53:05 AM PST by Levante
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To: Free ThinkerNY
suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

To be fair, I'd be even more worried about someone who had a mouse in his rectum and was completely sober.

56 posted on 11/11/2010 3:00:10 AM PST by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: njslim

Ding, ding, ding.


57 posted on 11/11/2010 3:56:36 AM PST by upchuck (When excerpting please use the entire 300 words we are allowed. No more one or two sentence posts!)
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To: SonofReagan

Information overload.


58 posted on 11/11/2010 5:37:55 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2
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To: Nervous Tick

I have tears running down my cheeks! Hilarious!!


59 posted on 11/11/2010 5:48:31 AM PST by macrahanish #1
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To: Young Werther

LOL!


60 posted on 11/11/2010 6:16:22 AM PST by Vor Lady
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To: whatisthetruth

Oh my!


61 posted on 11/11/2010 6:19:34 AM PST by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; taraytarah
Cop to mouse : "say, little fella, you're in a tight spot there, aren't ya ?"

Cop to Supervisor: "hey, sarge, what do we do here, call a proctologist or animal control ?"

62 posted on 11/11/2010 6:25:12 AM PST by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

paging richard gere!!


63 posted on 11/11/2010 7:48:54 AM PST by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Nervous Tick

I have a sister who was a nurse in the emergency room for many years. She has a number of interesting stories to tell about items lodged up people’s anal cavities.


64 posted on 11/11/2010 8:11:57 AM PST by driftless2 (For long-term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: driftless2

Incidentally, this a computer mouse not a real, live mouse.


65 posted on 11/11/2010 8:14:14 AM PST by driftless2 (For long-term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I have an update on this story. I read today that the “mouse” involved was not a rodent but was actually a computer mouse. I can’t find it online but read (and heard) it from local news outlets this morning.


66 posted on 11/11/2010 9:05:51 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts ("Give me your secrets, Bring me a sign, Give me a reason to walk the fire.")
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To: driftless2

>> She has a number of interesting stories to tell about items lodged up people’s anal cavities.

Did she ever find and extract anyone’s head? :-)

But seriously, I’ve heard those perverts do some weird stuff. Light bulbs and things. Can you even imagine a LIGHT BULB up there? How the heck would you grip it to get it out? What if it BREAKS in there? Ouch.


67 posted on 11/11/2010 9:51:29 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Tigerized

68 posted on 11/11/2010 10:01:53 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Nervous Tick
Can you even imagine a LIGHT BULB up there? How the heck would you grip it to get it out?

Unfortunately, there are so many perverts doing this sort of thing as their idea of 'fun' as well as, sadly, rapists doing it out of malice, that there are specific medical procedures in place for removing various types of foreign objects.  Specifically for a lightbulb, one popular accepted method is to hold two large spoons together as if they were 'tongs' and use that assembly to remove the object.  The bowls of the spoons serve to hold the lightbulb and provide a grip during extraction and if the Doc has sufficient finesse and luck, they can serve to protect the bulb from breakage during extraction.  Don't try it at home  ;-)

What if it BREAKS in there?

Things immediately become far more complex, bloody and painful for all concerned.

69 posted on 11/11/2010 10:19:59 AM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Stoat

Er... thanks for the explanation, I think... I’m still shivering. :-)


70 posted on 11/11/2010 10:22:21 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Nervous Tick

Er... thanks for the explanation, I think... I’m still shivering. :-)
You're welcome ;-)
If you'd like to cleanse your neural landscape of some of this upsetting imagery, you may wish to drop by this thread

EXCLUSIVE Marisa Miller Hangs Up Wings, Focuses on the Troops (OF COURSE there R pictures! ;-))

which 'may' serve to get you thinking about more pleasant things  ;-)

71 posted on 11/11/2010 10:34:48 AM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Stoat

Thanks! I needed that.


72 posted on 11/11/2010 10:56:18 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Was the mouse hurt?


73 posted on 11/11/2010 3:54:59 PM PST by Wile E Coyote Genius (IQ 206....more than all Democrats combined)
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To: Responsibility2nd

This story was posted earlier today. The mods “No Thanks”d it.

Maybe you’ll have better luck with this tonight. We all know the night mods drink on duty and fall asleep.

Yea I know.....Will someone tell me if the mouse is okay????


74 posted on 11/11/2010 3:55:59 PM PST by Wile E Coyote Genius (IQ 206....more than all Democrats combined)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
His condition has been upgraded from "Stable" to "Fabulous".


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

75 posted on 11/11/2010 4:07:31 PM PST by The Comedian (Time and tide wait for no man. But who needs a bad magazine and cheap soap?)
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To: The Comedian

This site just lives to mess with my mind. That writing was so small that I did not even read the second line when I cut and pasted it!!

I still love you guys even though you mess with me!


76 posted on 11/11/2010 4:29:09 PM PST by Wile E Coyote Genius (IQ 206....more than all Democrats combined)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Add another acronym to the LGBT grouping.

RRE - Rectal Rodent Enthusiast


77 posted on 11/11/2010 8:33:20 PM PST by liberty75
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To: Free ThinkerNY

So...was the mouse alive? Inquiring minds want to know!


78 posted on 11/12/2010 8:31:24 PM PST by Chickensoup
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To: ConservativeChris

mouse tail hanging?

must have been a BIG mouse!


79 posted on 11/12/2010 8:33:00 PM PST by Chickensoup
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