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Posted on 11/10/2010 7:57:04 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.
Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.
When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.
With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.
Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy.
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Laughed so hard I cried.
Maybe it was just a contact high.
A mouse up his wazoo?
Sick f*king bastard.
And these are the perverts Obama wants to defend the USA.
To be fair, I'd be even more worried about someone who had a mouse in his rectum and was completely sober.
Ding, ding, ding.
I have tears running down my cheeks! Hilarious!!
Cop to Supervisor: "hey, sarge, what do we do here, call a proctologist or animal control ?"
paging richard gere!!
I have a sister who was a nurse in the emergency room for many years. She has a number of interesting stories to tell about items lodged up people’s anal cavities.
Incidentally, this a computer mouse not a real, live mouse.
I have an update on this story. I read today that the “mouse” involved was not a rodent but was actually a computer mouse. I can’t find it online but read (and heard) it from local news outlets this morning.
>> She has a number of interesting stories to tell about items lodged up peoples anal cavities.
Did she ever find and extract anyone’s head? :-)
But seriously, I’ve heard those perverts do some weird stuff. Light bulbs and things. Can you even imagine a LIGHT BULB up there? How the heck would you grip it to get it out? What if it BREAKS in there? Ouch.
Unfortunately, there are so many perverts doing this sort of thing as their idea of 'fun' as well as, sadly, rapists doing it out of malice, that there are specific medical procedures in place for removing various types of foreign objects. Specifically for a lightbulb, one popular accepted method is to hold two large spoons together as if they were 'tongs' and use that assembly to remove the object. The bowls of the spoons serve to hold the lightbulb and provide a grip during extraction and if the Doc has sufficient finesse and luck, they can serve to protect the bulb from breakage during extraction. Don't try it at home ;-)
What if it BREAKS in there?
Things immediately become far more complex, bloody and painful for all concerned.
Er... thanks for the explanation, I think... I’m still shivering. :-)
Er... thanks for the explanation, I think... Im still shivering. :-)
You're welcome ;-)
If you'd like to cleanse your neural landscape of some of this upsetting imagery, you may wish to drop by this thread
EXCLUSIVE Marisa Miller Hangs Up Wings, Focuses on the Troops (OF COURSE there R pictures! ;-))
which 'may' serve to get you thinking about more pleasant things ;-)
Thanks! I needed that.
Was the mouse hurt?
This story was posted earlier today. The mods “No Thanks”d it.
Maybe you’ll have better luck with this tonight. We all know the night mods drink on duty and fall asleep.
Yea I know.....Will someone tell me if the mouse is okay????
This site just lives to mess with my mind. That writing was so small that I did not even read the second line when I cut and pasted it!!
I still love you guys even though you mess with me!
Add another acronym to the LGBT grouping.
RRE - Rectal Rodent Enthusiast
So...was the mouse alive? Inquiring minds want to know!
mouse tail hanging?
must have been a BIG mouse!
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