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My nightmare interview with Google (an anecdote for those who will be graduating from college)
Business Insider ^ | 11/20/2010 | Alyson Shontell

Posted on 11/20/2010 1:23:01 PM PST by WebFocus

Google came to Syracuse’s campus to recruit new graduates when I was a senior. I attended the information session and learned which jobs I could qualify for. I created a fancy cover letter and resume, crossed my fingers and e-mailed them my documents. One week later I had an email in my inbox from Google.

Google wanted to interview me! Forbes’ #1 company to work for was interested in speaking with me about an Associate Product Marketing Manager position in Mountain View, California. I called everyone I could think of, ecstatic and day-dreaming that my job hunt might end quickly and painlessly with me surfing during lunch breaks at the Googleplex.

Everyone says your GPA doesn’t matter when you’re finding a job—those people obviously never applied to Google. My 3.6 suddenly seemed inferior. Google also wanted to know if I had received any job offers. They wanted to know who was recruiting me and how far along I was in my job search. Talk about salt on an open wound to a college senior. Sad and dejected, I ticked off the “No” [no one wants me] and “Yes” [I’m still unemployed] boxes. I should have realized then that this was shaping up to be a grueling interview process, but I was too excited to pay much notice.

To prepare for my two back-to-back conference calls, I googled Google and learned their history, products, current news, founders, locations, business models, competitors, AdWords, investors and mottos. My heart had never been in anything more and I was prepared for any curve ball they could throw. I practiced interviewing with friends and felt confident when my cell rang at 4:00pm sharp.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Education; Society
KEYWORDS: google; interview; jobinterview; nightmare
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Can you define neat? I always work best when parameters are well established. ;)


21 posted on 11/20/2010 2:09:56 PM PST by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: kalee

Well, something better than my bedroom and bathroom, anyhow. :-)

But in reality, in retrospect, I think that one would be best answered by recalling what kind of organization you had going at work. I could have recalled the good filing system that I had at my first real job out of college, and I might have gotten that job, temporary though it would have been.

So, recall how orderly you kept the burger assembly line at Burger King or how you kept each technique specification package and it’s associated materials in its own file folder, or whatever.


22 posted on 11/20/2010 2:13:40 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Muslims are not the problem, the rest of the world is! /s)
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To: WebFocus

She is not even smart enough to know she never should have written an article detailing how she could not answer a basic math question that kids in grammar school should be able to answer.

What a dufus. Plus, over all my years from interviewing in grad school to searching for jobs during my career, I learned that one will come across some rather strange interviews and interviewers. They are quite useful in determining whether one would have any interest in working for that company.


23 posted on 11/20/2010 2:14:41 PM PST by CdMGuy
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To: CdMGuy

And now every future potential employer now will Google her name and read this tripe.

Not smart.


24 posted on 11/20/2010 2:16:07 PM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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To: dfwgator

writer graduated in 2008 ad got a job...


25 posted on 11/20/2010 2:20:57 PM PST by GreaterSwiss
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To: todd_hall; WebFocus
A graduate from a tier one University with a 3.6 GPA can’t demonstrate basic math and analytical skills.

...Math?! I hadn’t taken a math course since freshman year of college...

She apparently didn't like math and it was not required for her degree:

That apparently is the real problem.

As to the first math problem:

* An advertiser makes $0.10 every time someone clicks on their ad. Only 20% of people who visit the site click on their ad. How many people need to visit the site for the advertiser to make $20?

To make $20 for $0.10 a click you need $20.0 divided by 0.1 or 200 clicks. To get 200 clicks when 0.2 % of the people click you need 200 divided by 0.2 or 1000 people.

26 posted on 11/20/2010 2:40:43 PM PST by Screaming_Gerbil (Life is God's gift to you. The way you live your life is your gift to God. Make it a fantastic one.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

>> One example: name 10 people that you admire. When you ask “Dead or Alive?”, he says, “10 of each.”

I wonder if you’d get hired if you rattled off twenty in no time at all — and one of them was Jesus, and you put him in the “alive” group.

I’d bet that no matter how well you did on the interview, that answer to that interview question at essentially any high tech company (especially one HQ’d in Kommiefornia) would be a “bad career move”.

Just because.


27 posted on 11/20/2010 2:49:08 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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Morons, it’s spelled “Sycacuse”.


28 posted on 11/20/2010 2:49:59 PM PST by andyk (Hi, my name's Andy, and I was a BF 1942 / Desert Combat junkie.)
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To: Rokurota

Writing down the question and having a calculator handy would have helped.


29 posted on 11/20/2010 2:59:33 PM PST by November 2010
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To: wastedyears
It sounds to me like a stupid interview process.

If so, then Google will suffer the consequences. So far, their interview methods are working for them, going by their balance sheet. Silicon Valley companies in general (and Microsoft, of course) tend to be pretty demanding and will ask questions not in the area of the interviewee's expertise, or brain-teasers. They want to see how you think, how you react to and solve problems that aren't in your comfort zone - because most work won't be.
30 posted on 11/20/2010 3:06:45 PM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: Nervous Tick

That’s a hard question because the Saints are alive too.


31 posted on 11/20/2010 3:11:37 PM PST by BenKenobi (DonÂ’t worry about being effective. Just concentrate on being faithful to the truth.)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek

I’ve interviewed others, and I’m guilty of using that technique.

I love taking an engineer and asking him who composed the 4 seasons? Basic knowledge questions in a field diametrically opposite to his own.

And yes, I get all the maths questions because my diploma actually reads a BA in History. :)


32 posted on 11/20/2010 3:14:43 PM PST by BenKenobi (DonÂ’t worry about being effective. Just concentrate on being faithful to the truth.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Actually I’m quite boring. Now a tidy person on the other hand...


33 posted on 11/20/2010 3:15:27 PM PST by BenKenobi (DonÂ’t worry about being effective. Just concentrate on being faithful to the truth.)
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To: Nervous Tick
One example: name 10 people that you admire. When you ask “Dead or Alive?”, he says, “10 of each.”

I'd answer by saying that I don't admire that many people to begin with. I have work to do, I have no time for admiration of others. Next question!

34 posted on 11/20/2010 3:30:16 PM PST by Greysard
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To: WebFocus
She might have gotten the job if her first name was Shontell...
35 posted on 11/20/2010 3:31:08 PM PST by Moltke (panem et circenses)
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To: WebFocus

My brother’s first interview with a partner of a law firm included the partner handing him a rubber chicken and demanding “Sell me this chicken. “. I love it.


36 posted on 11/20/2010 3:49:23 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Screaming_Gerbil
As to the first math problem:

* An advertiser makes $0.10 every time someone clicks on their ad. Only 20% of people who visit the site click on their ad. How many people need to visit the site for the advertiser to make $20?

To make $20 for $0.10 a click you need $20.0 divided by 0.1 or 200 clicks. To get 200 clicks when 0.2 % of the people click you need 200 divided by 0.2 or 1000 people.

Put another way,

Let x= site visitors, 0.20x = site visitors who click, at $0.10 a click, (0.20x)($0.10) = $20.00, $0.02x = $20.00, x = ($20.00/$0.02) = 1000.

37 posted on 11/20/2010 3:51:56 PM PST by thecodont
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To: BenKenobi
I love taking an engineer and asking him who composed the 4 seasons?

A mathematician (or an engineer) can answer "everybody, or nobody - this is equally probable, as long as I don't listen to that music. It's a division by zero, or an infinitely thin layer of probabilities that integrates to unity. You can also view it as an event that occurred outside of our light cone. Yet another way to put it is 'if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it...' (linky)"

It's far more informative this way, instead of just saying "Vivaldi" if you properly dislike Baroque :-) Even most of Mozart's works are "too old" for my taste. The Romantic period is far more lively, and is well represented.

38 posted on 11/20/2010 3:52:29 PM PST by Greysard
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To: Greysard

And I’d respond,
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“Mathematics is for Mathematicians”, which is a quote from Copernicus of all people!


39 posted on 11/20/2010 4:05:30 PM PST by BenKenobi (DonÂ’t worry about being effective. Just concentrate on being faithful to the truth.)
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To: BenKenobi

When I interview potential programmers I always ask them what their favorite book about programming is and why they like it.

I know that if somebody reads those books, that they are really interested in what they do. If they can’t come up with one, then I know they don’t take their craft seriously.


40 posted on 11/20/2010 4:10:22 PM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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