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Deputies: Man accused of hiding crack cocaine in his buttocks
Naples News ^ | November 22, 2010 | No byline

Posted on 11/23/2010 1:23:32 PM PST by a fool in paradise

Deputies arrested a man Friday who is accused of hiding crack cocaine in his buttocks.

Charles Everette Robinson, 30, of the 3300 block of Ellington Court, Fort Myers, was charged with battery on a nurse, trafficking cocaine, introduction of contraband into a detention facility and two felony counts of driving while license is suspended/habitual offender. Bond was set on all but one of the driving counts which had bond denied. He remained Monday in Lee County Jail.

According to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office reports:

While deputies searched Robinson after his arrest, they believed he was “possibly holding something in his rectum area.”

He was taken to jail where he began breathing fast and complained of chest pain. The jail nurse said because of his high heart rate, he needed to be taken to the hospital.

X-rays were taken and the doctor told Robinson to disrobe for a more thorough exam.

Robinson became aggressive and finally emergency room staff held him on his stomach. The doctor found a golf ball-sized bag with suspected crack cocaine in it during the inspection.

“Robinson immediately made a miraculous recovery and stated to (the) deputy… ‘don’t be mad at me. I was just trying to provide for my family.’”

The doctor immediately cleared him and he was taken back to jail.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crack; floriduh; localnews; smuggling

1 posted on 11/23/2010 1:23:42 PM PST by a fool in paradise
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To: Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

Why do you think they call it “crack”?


2 posted on 11/23/2010 1:24:21 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: a fool in paradise

And where else would you hide crack cocaine?


3 posted on 11/23/2010 1:25:04 PM PST by dirtboy
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To: a fool in paradise

Crack in the crack is pain in the butt.


4 posted on 11/23/2010 1:25:35 PM PST by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Another good reason for avoiding illegal drugs...you just don’t know where they’ve been....


5 posted on 11/23/2010 1:25:51 PM PST by goldfinch
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To: Islander7

crack is whack


6 posted on 11/23/2010 1:26:09 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: a fool in paradise

Where would he hide marijuana?


7 posted on 11/23/2010 1:26:14 PM PST by pogo101
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To: MrB

It’s happened again.


8 posted on 11/23/2010 1:26:53 PM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: pogo101

in a pot


9 posted on 11/23/2010 1:26:56 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: a fool in paradise

Where would a Mormon hide the LSD?


10 posted on 11/23/2010 1:27:51 PM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: a fool in paradise

LOL. Way to easy.


11 posted on 11/23/2010 1:28:24 PM PST by Opinionated Blowhard
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To: a fool in paradise

TSA Alert!!!!!


12 posted on 11/23/2010 1:30:06 PM PST by Postman
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To: a fool in paradise

Some people (wink-wink) could carry 100 lbs. of crack in their crack under their boob belt,and no one would notice


13 posted on 11/23/2010 1:32:23 PM PST by Venturer
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To: a fool in paradise

No pictures, please.


14 posted on 11/23/2010 1:33:38 PM PST by exnavy (May the Lord grant our troops protection and endurance.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Is it more potent as a suppository?


15 posted on 11/23/2010 1:34:26 PM PST by lurk
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To: a fool in paradise

Better than caulk I suppose!


16 posted on 11/23/2010 1:35:16 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: a fool in paradise
"DAMN WERE AND THE HELL DID I HIDE THAT DOPE!"

17 posted on 11/23/2010 1:36:08 PM PST by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: a fool in paradise
Cracked man hiding crack cocaine in his crack.

Reminds me of Johnny Carson and Jack Webb in The Copped Clean Copper Clapper Caper. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVjW30I-YU

(A Very Serious) Johnny Carson: There's been a robbery.
(A stone faced) Jack Webb: Yes sir! What was it?
Johnny Carson: My clappers!
Jack Webb: Your clappers?
Johnny Carson: Yeah you know those things inside a bell that makes them clang.
Jack Webb: The clangers?
Johnny Carson: That's right! We call them the clappers in the business.
Jack Webb: A clapper caper.
Johnny Carson: What's that?
Jack Webb: Nothing sir! Now can I have the facts? What kinds of clappers were stolen on this clapper caper?
Johnny Carson: They were copper clappers!
Jack Webb: And where were they kept?
Johnny Carson: In the closet!
Jack Webb: (Ugh! Ugh! ) Do you have any ideas who might have taken your copper clappers from the closet?
Johnny Carson: Well theirs is once I fired a man and he swore he'd get even!
Jack Webb: What was his name?
Johnny Carson: Claude Cooper!
Jack Webb: You think then?
Johnny Carson: That's right! I think Claude Cooper copped my copper Clapper kept in a closet.
Jack Webb: You know where this Claude Cooper is from?
Johnny Carson: Yeap! Cleveland.
Jack Webb: That figures!
Johnny Carson: What makes it worse is that they were clean!
Jack Webb: Clean copper clappers? Why do you think that Claude Cooper would cop your clean copper clappers kept in your closet?
Johnny Carson: Only one reason!
Jack Webb: What's that?
Johnny Carson: He's a kleptomaniac.
Jack Webb: Who first discovered the copper clappers were copped?
Johnny Carson: My cleaning woman Clara Clifford!
(Smirking) Jack Webb: That figures! Now let me see if I got the facts straight here? Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper a kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now is that about it?
(Smirking) Johnny Carson: One more thing. If I ever catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland who copped my clean copper clappers from the closet….
Jack Webb: YES! Johnny Carson: I'll clobber him!

18 posted on 11/23/2010 1:37:44 PM PST by Jim 0216
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To: a fool in paradise

“Deputies arrested a man Friday who is accused of hiding crack cocaine in his buttocks”

Another reason for TSA to do the grope. . . ewwwww


19 posted on 11/23/2010 1:38:43 PM PST by Hulka
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To: a fool in paradise

Good thing it wasn’t crank.


20 posted on 11/23/2010 1:39:04 PM PST by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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To: ClearCase_guy

They blew the title...

“Crack found in man’s buttocks”

is the only proper title for this occurrence.


21 posted on 11/23/2010 1:39:23 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

and again

http://www.abc-7.com/Global/story.asp?S=13529642
Unusual gait leads to drugs inside inmate
Posted: Nov 18, 2010 10:25 AM CST

A man reportedly “walking awkwardly” as he asked to use the bathroom at the Charlotte County Jail was arrested after deputies found he was smuggling drugs inside his body.

Salvatore James Zambuto, 22, of Oswego Street in Port Charlotte, was picked up Wednesday afternoon on an outstanding warrant.

Investigators say he had Suboxen pills, marijuana and tobacco stuffed in tied-off latex glove fingers, which he’d then inserted into his...


22 posted on 11/23/2010 1:43:55 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: a fool in paradise

Rock Hudson died from bad crack..


23 posted on 11/23/2010 2:03:21 PM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: sheik yerbouty
Rock Hudson died from bad crack..

I thought it was from bad meat in a can.

24 posted on 11/23/2010 2:05:36 PM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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To: pogo101

In the junk....


25 posted on 11/23/2010 2:05:38 PM PST by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Which explains the phrase “butt crack”.


26 posted on 11/23/2010 2:08:12 PM PST by Pelham (Islam, the mortal enemy of the free world)
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To: dfwgator

Some say he was rear ended..


27 posted on 11/23/2010 2:12:44 PM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: a fool in paradise

Some jokes just write themselves.


28 posted on 11/23/2010 2:28:30 PM PST by dog breath
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To: a fool in paradise
What, you mean crack cocaine aged inside someone's bum isn't a selling point? Who knew?
29 posted on 11/23/2010 2:49:31 PM PST by Major Matt Mason (Looking forward to kicking Chicago out of Washington.)
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