Angelina Jolie Refuses to Celebrate Thanksgiving, Feels It's a 'Story of Murder'

Popeater ^ | Nov 24th 2010 | Rob Shuter

[RoseyT]

While everyone is preparing to give thanks tomorrow, one of America's most famous families, the Jolie-Pitts, have decided to sit this Thanksgiving out.

"Angelina Jolie hates this holiday and wants no part in rewriting history like so many other Americans," a friend of the actress tells me. "To celebrate what the white settlers did to the native Indians, the domination of one culture over another, just isn't her style. She definitely doesn't want to teach her multi-cultural family how to celebrate a story of murder."

Angelina has been filming her directorial debut, about a Serbian man and Bosnian woman who fall in love during the Bosnian War. Angie, always extremely sensitive to the suffering throughout the world, is filming in English and the native languages.

"Angelina gets so grossed out by Thanksgiving that she has made sure her family will not be in America this year on Thursday," an insider tells me.

And although Brad Pitt recently told 'EXTRA,' "We'll whip up a turkey somewhere," he certainly hasn't shared that plan with Angelina. A family friend tells me, "If Brad wants turkey, he will have to cook it himself. For Angie, it will be another day when America tries to rewrite history."

Lighten up, dear!

[Pecos]

Some day I’ll have to tell you my theory about why the Chinese are responsible for African slaves being in the United States. Absurd? Yes, but no more so than every Liberal rant I’ve heard.

[Artcore]

George Washingtom instituted Thanksgivving during his presidency (1789) as a way to Thank Almighty God for His provisions on this nation. A day of prayer to acknowledge God.

Had nothing to do with sharing pumpkin pie and thanking the Indians.

[hosepipe]

[ That was then. This is now! Those people are dead. We weren’t alive then. We do not have any guilt over what happened. ]

Jolie must be ignorant that the american Indians preyed on EACH OTHER like wolves.. They had slaves, murdered, tortured, stole, raped, burned, committed genocide, abused children/women in every way, had wars, ran herds of buffalo over cliffs, and generally conducted themselves like RAP artists.. except for the GOLD teeth..

Having a meal with some of them in peace was a good thing..
Sure the white settlers were naive.. but nobody's perfect..

[ConservativeWarrior]

"If Brad wants turkey, he will have to cook it himself."

Right, because Jolie cooks meals for him on a daily basis. Got it.

As if Pitt would ever cook for himself. That's what the 3 chefs and $1MM kitchen are for.

[MinuteGal]

I would stake my life that Jolie has absolutely no religion in her life, that she is not a believer in anything except the salvation of obsessive "good works", that she will raise her children to "pick their own religion" when they attain majority, and that her liberal views are explainable and compatible with being an atheist or humanist.

To me she has always looked like a vacant, vapid, programmed robot. I predict her husband will tire of her and take off, her children will grow up to be unstable, unproductive, malfunctioning members of society......and she will end up being a lonely, unhappy, joyless woman, surrounded by scores of mangy cats.......being too old to adopt more human accessories as she does now.

Leni

[paulycy]

We refuse to thank Angelina Jolie for anything either. - America.

[max americana]

I’ve dated countless hot libs during university...they’re great for the night but conversation-wise, I’d rather talk to my coffee cup. Liberal Arts majors are the “easiest”.

[Carley]

Psycho sicko.

[brewcrew]

Liberal Arts majors are the “easiest”.

Glad you've got us all figured out.

[Ditter]

Is she opposed to “turkey murder”? In other words, is she a vegan?

[Catholic Canadian]

Actually, I wonder what she would say about Canadian Thanksgiving? It was simply a Native Indian celebration of the harvest, and we now do it in thanks to God. Should we stop that too bitch?

[The Toll]

Ingrate!!!

I have more Indian in me than the entire show-family she’s cultivated. I can’t express my appreciation for this so called “murder” enough!

Since when was my nation responsible for the whole of human history! Point me to a land that wasn’t previously inhabited by someone other than the present inhabitants!

If this nation falls, people like her will have her flesh ripped off by the scum they support!

[Verginius Rufus]

A lot of Bosnian Muslims could be called Muslims in name only--they were subjected to decades of atheistic propaganda during the Communist regime, and before 1992 mixed marriages seem to have been common.

I would question the phrase "native languages"--Serbian and Bosnian are virtually identical (Bosnian may use more Turkish loanwords). Clinton didn't need to invite interpreters to Dayton to act as intermediaries between Milosevic, Izetbegovic, and Tudjman.

[peteyd]

That’s what I was wondering,if her concern was for the turkey.
And by the way “Jolie” stay in what ever country you are currently living in,I’m sure that country has never been involved in any kind of “murder”.

[Verginius Rufus]

There was a “Peanuts” strip once where Snoopy explained to Woodstock that people celebrated Thanksgiving by eating a bird. Woodstock went and found Linus and kicked him in the shin.

[Constitution Day]

I remember those days as well, and you are absolutely right, they ARE the easiest!

[max americana]

I would like to add Political Science majors...the reason why they’re uptight is because guys are turned off by their non-stop political rants and they couldnt get a BF.

One time, I just had it with this Dem hot date and her anti-Bush nonsense and told her on the spot to “take your clothes off”, and she did.

[Constitution Day]

LOL!! Nice!

[al_c]

Good grief!! Why do the left like to hate America and Christopher Columbus because of what happened to Native Americans? It’s pathetic, really.

[al_c]

Does it end with the Bosnian Muslim woman being subjected to honor killing by her own family for seeing an infidel?

It ends with a quick divorce.

"I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee ... and then we throw doggie poop on their shoes."