Todd Palin Could Be Next on 'Dancing With the Stars'

McCain's RINO staff chose her as VP because they thought she would take the blame for McCain's patsy campaign.

McCain's staff chose her because McCain made the huge mistake of going Affirmative Action.

"It seems that a lot of women are upset about the way Hillary has been treated. Find me a VP candidate that has two X chromosomes, is conservative to appease those people who call me a RINO and has executive experience such as being a Governor."

"Senator McCain, the search turn up only one name. Sarah Palin."

"Who?"

"Sarah Palin. The Governor of Alaska ... That big empty land up north that has half the population of San Diego, California. She has been Governor about 2 years. Before, that, she was Mayor of a town of less than 6,000."

"Is there anybody else that meets the three criteria?"

"Nope."

"Well, we need a woman and we need a conservative. She's my VP choice."

Face reality. If Barack Obama's father had been a Swedish graduate student and Obama had been a white, blond, blue-eyed junior Senator from Illinois named Barry Olsen with very little experience, nobody would have considered him qualified to be a Presidential candidate.

If Sarah Palin had been born a man, nobody would have considered her qualified to be a Vice Presidential candidate.

Both Barack Obama and Sarah Palin are the product of an Affirmate Action selection process and America deserves better in the Oval Office.

Hell, if she was just a fat version of what she is, no one would give her the time of day.

And that scares the hell out of me because it means that America no longer has a serious electorate. America now functions at the emotional level of an 8th Grade class voting for class President. Today, in America, "looks" get you elected President or nominated to be Vice President.

"He has very little experience but he is liberal like we are and .... LOOK!! .... his skin is NOT white! Nice pecs, too. That clinches it. We need to get him elected President of the United States!"

"She has very little experience but she is conservative like we are and .... LOOK!! .... she's sooooooo cute! She looks like Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island and I always liked Mary Ann better than Ginger. Nice legs too. That clinches it. We need to get her elected President of the United States!"

When polls ask Americans whether they prefer Barack Obama or Sarah Palin to be elected President of the United States in 2012, I can't help but wonder if America has become simply too stupid to survive the 21st Century.

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