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Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat (Shmeco and Ailene)
KFOR ^ | 1 Dec 10 | Bobbie Miller

Posted on 12/01/2010 4:50:36 PM PST by SkyPilot

EDMOND, OK -- Two women are arrested for shoplifting and police say they used their bodies to conceal the goods. Edmond police authorities say it was at the Edmond TJ Maxx that loss prevention officers found the duo stuffing items under their belly fat and breasts.

They say they took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves; $2,600 worth of store merchandise.

Ailene Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas were arrested for shoplifting and are facing felony charges.

Officer James Hamm said, "These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, under their chest area and armpits."

Police say Brown also had a knife in her purse they say she used to cut security tags in the store.

(Excerpt) Read more at kfor.com ...


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KEYWORDS: bodyfat; merchandise; shoplifting
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1 posted on 12/01/2010 4:50:41 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: SkyPilot

boots hidden under skin!!???? We are talking serious baggy skin folds!!!


2 posted on 12/01/2010 4:53:10 PM PST by bareford101 (For me, there is no difference in a tolerant, open mind and a cess pool. Both are open to filth.)
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To: SkyPilot

four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves

Iiiiiiii~!


3 posted on 12/01/2010 4:53:19 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: SkyPilot

She also had 75 pounds of crack in her panties.


4 posted on 12/01/2010 4:53:19 PM PST by AndrewB (FUBO)
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To: SkyPilot
If you name your kid ‘Shmeco’, you shouldn't be surprised when they become blubber burglars.
5 posted on 12/01/2010 4:54:15 PM PST by Never on my watch (It is NOT OK for a government stranger to touch a child's private parts)
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To: SkyPilot

No photos please.


6 posted on 12/01/2010 4:54:24 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: SkyPilot

Imagine having to perform a cavity search on them.


7 posted on 12/01/2010 4:55:06 PM PST by rickmichaels
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To: SkyPilot

I will not follow the link on the off chance that there are photos of the perps.


8 posted on 12/01/2010 4:55:19 PM PST by Never on my watch (It is NOT OK for a government stranger to touch a child's private parts)
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To: SkyPilot
"Boots? What boots?"


9 posted on 12/01/2010 4:55:39 PM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: bareford101

10 posted on 12/01/2010 4:56:36 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: SkyPilot

TTIJFWOP


11 posted on 12/01/2010 4:56:44 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Palin 2012: don't retreat, just reload)
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To: SkyPilot

Shmeco the sharpei shoplifter....shoe snatcher.


12 posted on 12/01/2010 4:56:49 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Never on my watch
See post #10 - only their faces.
13 posted on 12/01/2010 4:57:16 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: SkyPilot

They’d have gotten away with it if they didn’t decide to wear stretch pants.


14 posted on 12/01/2010 4:57:40 PM PST by Never on my watch (It is NOT OK for a government stranger to touch a child's private parts)
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To: SkyPilot

15 posted on 12/01/2010 4:57:43 PM PST by Trueblackman (Now "0" must prove he can actually govern, How is that real job working for ya?)
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To: tet68
Maybe they should have followed Moochell's "Let's Move" govt obesity campaign?


16 posted on 12/01/2010 4:58:46 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: SkyPilot
I once had a tortoise named Shmeco.

Come to think of it, its name was actually Gronk.

17 posted on 12/01/2010 4:59:29 PM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: NonValueAdded
TTIJFWOP

I had to look that up.

Learn something new every day.

18 posted on 12/01/2010 5:01:28 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: SkyPilot

“Let’s Move” aka “Let’s Mooch”

I hate it when the obamanation miss names anything.


19 posted on 12/01/2010 5:02:15 PM PST by bareford101 (For me, there is no difference in a tolerant, open mind and a cess pool. Both are open to filth.)
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To: Flycatcher
I was saw an Orc named Shmeco.....or was it a Hobbit who stole the Precious?
20 posted on 12/01/2010 5:02:31 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: SkyPilot
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ailene.

Ailene who?

Ailene on Shmeco for support...

I'll stop now.

21 posted on 12/01/2010 5:03:31 PM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: SkyPilot

I am going to be a lot more careful about buying things off the clearance rack at T J Maxx.


22 posted on 12/01/2010 5:04:21 PM PST by earlJam
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To: SkyPilot


23 posted on 12/01/2010 5:10:27 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Flycatcher
Very nice!

The more I think I about it - if Shemco hid stuff in fat rolls, then he really has been pounding the cookies and onion rings since I last saw him.


24 posted on 12/01/2010 5:10:43 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: SandRat

What is that from? People at WalMart?


25 posted on 12/01/2010 5:11:28 PM PST by SkyPilot
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To: Trueblackman

26 posted on 12/01/2010 5:11:40 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: SkyPilot

yEP


27 posted on 12/01/2010 5:12:31 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: SandRat

So depressing.


28 posted on 12/01/2010 5:16:04 PM PST by livius
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To: Never on my watch

Wasnt there a whale named shmeco at seaworld?


29 posted on 12/01/2010 5:16:49 PM PST by Chickensoup (In the Leftist protected species hierarchy, Islamics trump Homosexuals trump Women trump Blacks)
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To: SkyPilot

You should NOT post pictures of James Carville on Free Republic without an alert! ;)


30 posted on 12/01/2010 5:17:45 PM PST by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: AndrewB

ROTF!


31 posted on 12/01/2010 5:18:59 PM PST by FrdmLvr (Death to tyrants)
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To: SkyPilot
Is that a picture of James Carvile?

5.56mm

32 posted on 12/01/2010 5:19:16 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: SkyPilot

The one on the right in a video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24


33 posted on 12/01/2010 5:20:35 PM PST by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: Flycatcher

I like turtles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y


34 posted on 12/01/2010 5:21:43 PM PST by FrdmLvr (Death to tyrants)
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To: 5Madman2

I thought of that video when I saw that mug shot, too.


35 posted on 12/01/2010 5:23:51 PM PST by FrdmLvr (Death to tyrants)
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To: tet68

Four pair of boots
Three pair of jeans
Two warm gloves
One small wall-et
And a partridge in a pear tree


36 posted on 12/01/2010 5:31:07 PM PST by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: SkyPilot
Noooo, This Thread Is Just Fine Without Pictures!!!

Lol

37 posted on 12/01/2010 5:33:02 PM PST by republicangel
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To: SkyPilot

They picked her up earlier for concealing a Smart Car in her back fat.


38 posted on 12/01/2010 5:35:15 PM PST by adgirl
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To: FrdmLvr

Seemed appropriate. Tosh.0 has been running the crap out of it


39 posted on 12/01/2010 5:38:55 PM PST by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: SandRat

We really do live in a classless society.


40 posted on 12/01/2010 5:44:43 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: SkyPilot
Photobucket
41 posted on 12/01/2010 5:48:45 PM PST by Ronald_Magnus
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To: SkyPilot

That’s a pat down even the TSA won’t do.


42 posted on 12/01/2010 5:59:42 PM PST by popdonnelly (Class warfare is Obama's thing.)
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To: SkyPilot

Now how did I know?


43 posted on 12/01/2010 6:02:11 PM PST by Bullish
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To: 5Madman2

The crap? LOL!


44 posted on 12/01/2010 6:02:49 PM PST by FrdmLvr (Death to tyrants)
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To: SkyPilot

Imagine the merchandise they could carry out at a KIA dealership.


45 posted on 12/01/2010 6:09:57 PM PST by lurk
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To: SkyPilot
actually, in my version it's This Thread Is Just Fine WithOut Pictures
46 posted on 12/01/2010 6:13:55 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Palin 2012: don't retreat, just reload)
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To: SkyPilot

They say they took four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves; $2,600 worth of store merchandise.

I find it hard to believe they got $2,600 worth of merchandise with that short list. TJ Maxx doesn’t have $2,600 worth of merchandise to steal.


47 posted on 12/01/2010 6:23:36 PM PST by Cyclone59 (Don't blame me, I voted for the hot chick and the old guy!)
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To: rdl6989; JoeProBono

hey joe! This thread is useless without your pictures!!!


48 posted on 12/01/2010 8:48:27 PM PST by Wile E Coyote Genius (IQ 206....more than all Democrats combined)
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To: NonValueAdded

because this is free republic.this thread will be filled with pictures.

In fact, I have just lost my dinner!


49 posted on 12/01/2010 8:50:44 PM PST by Wile E Coyote Genius (IQ 206....more than all Democrats combined)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius


50 posted on 12/01/2010 8:56:33 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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