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The MaggieCarta PDS Dictionary (The OTHER Word of the Day)
Various | 12/7/10 | You Know Who

Posted on 12/07/2010 9:11:13 PM PST by MaggieCarta

Maybe you know her as the “PDS” Princess, the splenetic sister of snark, a loyal correspondent or perhaps a really fun time waster. Whatever you call her, DeMille can forget getting his close-up, because the FReeper known as MaggieCarta is ready for her zot, Mr. Robinson…

Ok, before I begin the Dictionary, I'd like to say, I've really enjoyed my time here on FR.

Best wishes, and a Merry Christmas and a Happy 2011 to all.

The dictionary begins below...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anignorantpost; atotalwastepost; boileddinner; boring; botchedsuicide; botchedzoticide; botchicide; byebye; dancingbolivians; donquixote; dontfeedthetrollpost; epicfail; epiczotfail; fail; failedsnark; flail; humor; ignorethispost; ihatedentists; lacksnark; lightenuppeople; nobodycares; nonopusopus; notacide; notfunny; notquitecleverenough; notzotworthy; oddenglishtwit; ohthehugevanity; palin; palindromepoop; palindrones; palinfatigue; pds; pdsdictionary; pdsfoundhere; pdsprincess; pfs; plain; plainfatigue; princessofpds; publicembarrassment; reallybadeggs; rockhudsonwasntgay; sarahpalin; sarahwho; thisisnothugh; thisisnotseries; uuungh; vanity; whatahoot; whocares; wut; yawn; zoticide
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saraband: a stately court dance of the 17th and 18th centuries resembling the minuet and evolved from a quick Spanish dance of oriental origin.
Sarahband: verbal tap dancing employed to make Mrs Palin appear far more “Conservative” than she really is.

Serenity: the quality of being serene
Sarahnity: the quality of being seen

serephim: an order of angels
Sarah Fem: a mama grizzly

serotonin: a powerful vasoconstrictor found especially in the brain, the imbalance of which may contribute to addiction, obesity, insomnia, depression.
Sarahtonin: a yet-to-be identified neurotransmitter believed to cause otherwise sane individuals to abandon logic, ignore facts, and commit massive amounts of time and money promoting and idolizing Sarah Palin.

sarin gas: an extremely toxic chemical weapon used as a lethal nerve gas.
Sarah gasbags: extremely toxic individuals, many second rate writers pretending to be journalists by establishing their own Sarah blog.

1 posted on 12/07/2010 9:11:19 PM PST by MaggieCarta
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To: All

I’m still here?


2 posted on 12/07/2010 9:16:03 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta

No you’re not. You just think you are.


3 posted on 12/07/2010 9:26:43 PM PST by rockrr ("I said that I was scared of you!" - pokie the pretend cowboy)
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To: rockrr

There’s a philosophical name for that...I’ think of it in a minute...


4 posted on 12/07/2010 9:29:32 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta

Not zot-worthy.


5 posted on 12/07/2010 9:30:34 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: rockrr

solipsism, that’s it...


6 posted on 12/07/2010 9:30:59 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: rockrr

Taget is locked on Jim. Awaiting the word...


7 posted on 12/07/2010 9:31:39 PM PST by Spitzensparkin1 (Arrest and deport all illegal aliens. Illegal is not a race - it is a crime. WhooRaah! Arizona!)
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To: MaggieCarta
Maggiecarta: Fictional name of an Illinois poster.
Magic carpet: Will help you get home......maybe.........

:-)

*Waves good night to Muffy*

8 posted on 12/07/2010 9:31:58 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Arthur McGowan
Not zot-worthy.

Oh. :(

I guess I'll keep trying, then.

9 posted on 12/07/2010 9:32:24 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: Lakeshark

Good night, Mr Lakeshark. I miss you already.


10 posted on 12/07/2010 9:33:22 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta
solipsism, that’s it...

A walking dictionary, you are! LOL

11 posted on 12/07/2010 9:33:59 PM PST by calcowgirl (“Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat’s dream. If you control carbon, you control life” —Lindzen)
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To: Spitzensparkin1

Just read the thread tags, nevermind.


12 posted on 12/07/2010 9:34:11 PM PST by Spitzensparkin1 (Arrest and deport all illegal aliens. Illegal is not a race - it is a crime. WhooRaah! Arizona!)
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To: Spitzensparkin1
Hey! Can you use one of my "Zot cards"? I really don't do photoshop. This was my favorite:

Zot you and the horse you rode in on. We got your little dog, too, Missy.

13 posted on 12/07/2010 9:35:33 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta
lightenuppeople

Great keyword.

14 posted on 12/07/2010 9:38:59 PM PST by FTJM
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To: MaggieCarta
I see the keywords are expanding: anignorantpost; atotalwastepost; dontfeedthetrollpost; zoticide;
(Personally, I liked these: humor; lightenuppeople)

To those who added them, might I direct them to a thread more to their liking:

EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin Responds to Kathy Griffin's 'Fat' Attack

15 posted on 12/07/2010 9:39:27 PM PST by calcowgirl (“Controlling carbon is a bureaucrat’s dream. If you control carbon, you control life” —Lindzen)
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To: calcowgirl

solipsism: The idea that actually, only you exist.
Saraholipsism: The idea that Mrs Palin exists as a viable candidate for 2012.


16 posted on 12/07/2010 9:40:48 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: FTJM
lightenuppeople

Great keyword.

Thanks!

17 posted on 12/07/2010 9:42:40 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: calcowgirl

Oh, giggle, I hadn’t seen the keywords! I added lightenuppeople


18 posted on 12/07/2010 9:44:42 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta

Sarahndipity ~ a propensity for making fortunate discoveries while looking for something unrelated.


19 posted on 12/07/2010 9:58:56 PM PST by wolficatZ (Somebody once wrote "Revenge is a dish that has to be eaten cold")
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To: wolficatZ
Sarahndipity ~ a propensity for making fortunate discoveries while looking for something unrelated.

Good one! You interpret "PDS" as Palin Defender Syndrome. I have Palin Denial Syndrome.

Cheers!

20 posted on 12/07/2010 10:03:22 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta; Jim Robinson
...the FReeper known as MaggieCarta is ready for her zot, Mr. Robinson.

You forgot to ping Jim Rob to the thread, Maggie. Please, allow me...

21 posted on 12/07/2010 10:18:51 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: MaggieCarta

It’s not a matter of “trying.”

You just are. Or you aren’t.


22 posted on 12/07/2010 10:35:52 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: Windflier
You forgot to ping Jim Rob to the thread, Maggie. Please, allow me...

Thanks for correcting my oversight, Windflier.

23 posted on 12/08/2010 4:14:09 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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Cackle—keyword update: rockhudsonwasntgay


24 posted on 12/08/2010 4:16:01 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: All
Best wishes, and a Merry Christmas and a Happy 2011 to all.

I mean, unless you find "Merry Christmas" personally offensive. If so, then, I don't wish you one.

25 posted on 12/08/2010 4:18:40 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: Arthur McGowan
It’s not a matter of “trying.”

You just are. Or you aren’t.

Right.

Apparently, sometimes, I simply can't help myself.

26 posted on 12/08/2010 4:21:01 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta

The most notable aspect of this thread is your failure to post the term “Sarahphobe.”

(Sarahphobic, Sarahphobia.)


27 posted on 12/08/2010 4:34:36 AM PST by reasonisfaith (Rules will never work for radicals (liberals) because they seek chaos. And don't even know it.)
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To: reasonisfaith
The most notable aspect of this thread is your failure to post the term “Sarahphobe.”

(Sarahphobic, Sarahphobia.)

Like me, this thread is a work in progress. Thanks for contributing!

28 posted on 12/08/2010 5:22:56 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta

“Sarahcalifragilisticexpealidocious”

OMG the sound of it is really quite atrocious.

Happy New Year too!


29 posted on 12/08/2010 5:38:43 AM PST by dforest
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To: reasonisfaith
The most notable aspect of this thread is your failure to post the term “Sarahphobe.”

Ok, watch this, reasonisfaith:

Scelerophibia:
Fear of bad men, burglars

Sarahphobia:
1. Fear of Mrs Palin not receiving the GOP nomination for POTUS. Used by supporters.
2. Fear of Mrs Palin receiving the GOP nomination for POTUS. Used by others.

Have a great day!

30 posted on 12/08/2010 5:39:40 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: indylindy
“Sarahcalifragilisticexpealidocious”

OMG the sound of it is really quite atrocious.

Happy New Year too!

LOL! You are precocious! Happy New Year, to you, too!

31 posted on 12/08/2010 5:45:24 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: All
Out of forum reply:

The poster currently known as MaggieCarta will be unavailable for the next few hours. Leave your comments, she will be happy to respond (if still able) when she returns.

32 posted on 12/08/2010 5:47:37 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta
1. Saran wrap: keeps foods fresh.

2. Sarahnwrap: clothing article that keeps Ms. Palin warm when big game hunting.

33 posted on 12/08/2010 5:53:58 AM PST by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-Free zones are playgrounds for felons)
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To: MaggieCarta

I agree with you 100%, Sarah 2012 or sooner to save this country :)

Look at how we almost got her daughter elected dancer.

We love you too!


34 posted on 12/08/2010 6:05:46 AM PST by sickoflibs ("It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the federal spending=tax delayed")
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To: deoetdoctrinae

Serengeti: wildlife park and refuge in Tanzania

Sarahngeti: spaghetti dinner with mooseballs cooked by Palin clan


35 posted on 12/08/2010 6:06:13 AM PST by dforest
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To: MaggieCarta

Other terms
Tricornaphobia: Fear of Tea Party people and lower taxes.


36 posted on 12/08/2010 6:13:51 AM PST by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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To: deoetdoctrinae
Saran wrap: keeps foods fresh.

Sarahnwrap: clothing article that keeps Ms. Palin warm when big game hunting.

Nice! Thanks!

37 posted on 12/08/2010 8:12:41 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: sickoflibs

How agreeable you are, sickoflibs! Have a great day!


38 posted on 12/08/2010 8:26:45 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: Forward the Light Brigade
Tricornaphobia: Fear of Tea Party people and lower taxes.

:) Nice! Not to be confused with:

Trichinophobia-Fear of trichinosis. Just cook pork really well, people...

39 posted on 12/08/2010 8:33:52 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta
RE :”How agreeable you are, sickoflibs! Have a great day!

The two important things are that we get Sarah elected and we keep MaggieCarta safe. but maybe not in that order :)

40 posted on 12/08/2010 8:39:12 AM PST by sickoflibs ("It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the federal spending=tax delayed")
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To: sickoflibs
LOL!

I freely admit that I bring my problems upon myself.

Gotta go! Have a good afternoon!

41 posted on 12/08/2010 8:45:36 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta

We must recognize the fact that “Sarahphobia” can only mean “fear of Sarah.”


42 posted on 12/08/2010 9:19:14 AM PST by reasonisfaith (Rules will never work for radicals (liberals) because they seek chaos. And don't even know it.)
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To: reasonisfaith
We must recognize the fact that “Sarahphobia” can only mean “fear of Sarah.”

Of course that's what it means. However, those who support her would fear one thing, those who don't support her would fear something entirely different.

Cheers!

43 posted on 12/08/2010 10:12:19 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta

But fear of Sarah is entirely different from fear of what might happen to her.

For the sake of accuracy, we must recognize that her supporters are not “Sarahphobic” but “Sarahphilic.”


44 posted on 12/08/2010 10:20:29 AM PST by reasonisfaith (Rules will never work for radicals (liberals) because they seek chaos. And don't even know it.)
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To: MaggieCarta; pissant

Have you two met?

I think you’d hit it off.


45 posted on 12/08/2010 10:24:38 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Touch my tagline and I'll have you arrested)
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To: reasonisfaith

Thanks! I’ll make a note.


46 posted on 12/08/2010 11:00:31 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: NeoCaveman; pissant
Have you two met?

I think you’d hit it off.

Funny...in the 27 years that I've been lurking and posting here, I really can't remember.

47 posted on 12/08/2010 11:04:53 AM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta; pissant

” Funny...in the 27 years that I’ve been lurking and posting here, I really can’t remember. “

You have a great memory, but it’s very short ;-)


48 posted on 12/08/2010 3:00:21 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker
” Funny...in the 27 years that I’ve been lurking and posting here, I really can’t remember. “

You have a great memory, but it’s very short ;-)

:^) I'm still here--it's almost embarrassing. Well, as that wonderful philosopher, Scarlett O'Hara, once said, "Tomorrow is another day..."

Have a good evening!

49 posted on 12/08/2010 3:54:30 PM PST by MaggieCarta (Reigning Princess of "PDS" - Porter, Dark mild, Stout. I'm talkin' beer, here, people. [English Ale])
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To: MaggieCarta

One of my all-time fav movie lines. :-)


50 posted on 12/08/2010 4:09:23 PM PST by truthkeeper ( God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.)
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