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Wis. Postal Worker Delivers Mail In The Buff
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2010/12/14/wis-postal-worker-delivers-mail-in-the-buff/ ^ | Dec 14, 2010 | CBS

Posted on 12/14/2010 12:30:40 PM PST by Wile E Coyote Genius

WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. (AP) – A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his mail rounds who seemed “stressed out.” But, upon further review, the postal worker says delivering the mail in the nude probably wasn’t such a good idea.

A police report says the 52-year-old man told the woman he would deliver the mail to her office in Whitefish Bay completely naked to make her laugh. He says the woman dared him to do it, so he took the dare Dec. 4 and brought the mail wearing only a smile.

(Excerpt) Read more at minnesota.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: michaelmoore; penngillette; publicnudity; veryweridstuff; weirdstuff
Through sleet, rain, sun, I will deliver the mail!

Never mind that my uniform is at the cleaners! Yes! I will deliver the mail!

Oh brother.

1 posted on 12/14/2010 12:30:43 PM PST by Wile E Coyote Genius
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius; Diana in Wisconsin

Hey Diana, did not know you needed cheering up!


2 posted on 12/14/2010 12:32:25 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius; Slings and Arrows
DON'T LOOK, ETHYL!!!
3 posted on 12/14/2010 12:36:34 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: JoeProBono

Nuttier than a fruitcake.


4 posted on 12/14/2010 12:37:03 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: a fool in paradise
Too late! She'd been INcensed!

" . . . and who's that with him? Ethel? Ethel!! Ethel!!! You git yor clothes on you shameless hussy!"

5 posted on 12/14/2010 12:40:49 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius

>>he would deliver the mail to her office in Whitefish Bay

Any mention of Whitefish Bay bring up a certain Gordon Lightfoot song to my mind (”The searchers all say they’d have made Whitefish Bay if they put 15 more miles behind her”)

Note: to her office. I’m guessing he entered the building and stripped in a rest room, then delivered the mail, so maybe there may have been no ‘shrinkage’ after all. He may have been inside.


6 posted on 12/14/2010 12:40:55 PM PST by raccoonradio
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To: a fool in paradise

...But it was too late.


7 posted on 12/14/2010 12:42:53 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius

A quick check of the local weather for WHITEFISH BAY, Wis shows a nice 21 degree day.

I’d be concerned about my pipes freezing (if ya know what I mean) if I were him.


8 posted on 12/14/2010 12:42:54 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius

Whitefish Bay. Oh, come’on. Lighten up, people, it was a PRANK! He was merely tryin’ to cheer the lady up. Give him a week’s suspension with pay.


9 posted on 12/14/2010 12:43:35 PM PST by ichabod1 (Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord Is With Thee...)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius

10 posted on 12/14/2010 12:44:19 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Whitefish Bay mail carrier makes nude delivery
Man cited with lewd and lascivious behavior
Updated: Tuesday, 14 Dec 2010, 12:25 PM CST
Published : Tuesday, 14 Dec 2010, 6:26 AM CST

Reporter: Brandon Cruz, WITI-TV Milwaukee
WHITEFISH BAY (WITI) - It wasn’t a special delivery, but it sure was an unwanted one. A mail carrier from the Whitefish Bay post office is taken off his route and is being investigated for lewd and disturbing behavior while delivering the mail.

On Saturday December 4th, a mailman allegedly showed up to an office where a female employee was working alone. That part was normal, what happened when he returned was anything but. The woman on the receiving end of the delivery prefers not to be identified.

The mail carrier who delivers to one building on Silver Spring Dr. in Whitefish Bay exchanged small talk with a woman on his route and offered a favor. She said, “He said that he’d go and get the mail from the P.O. Box for me and that he’ll knock on the door when he’s back with the mail.”

The mail carrier returned and knocked on the door. The woman says, “He burst into the door with the mail, except this time he’s completely nude. No clothes whatsoever. The only thing he said was surprise, and it freaked me out so I screamed and yelled. I yelled at him and told him to leave with my eyes half closed.”

After slamming the door behind the mail carrier, the woman called police. She says, “What scared me even more was that he didn’t leave after he stepped outside the suite. He continued to knock on the door several time. After a while, it got progressively louder and louder.”

The mail carrier left before police arrived, but they did find him and cited him for lewd and lascivious behavior. The United States Postal Service is investigating this, and issued a statement saying in part, “Once the investigation is complete, appropriate action will be taken if needed.”

http://www.fox11online.com/dpp/news/whitefish-bay-mail-carrier-makes-nude-delivery


11 posted on 12/14/2010 12:46:18 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius

George: Shouldn’t you be at work by now?
Newman: Work? It’s raining!
George: So?
Newman: I called in sick. I don’t work in the rain!
George: You don’t work in the rain? You’re a mailman! “Neither rain nor sleet nor...” It’s the first one!
Newman: I was never that big on creeds.


12 posted on 12/14/2010 12:49:50 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius
He says the woman dared him to do it, so he took the dare.

If he had held out for a triple-dog-dare, he would have known she was serious.

13 posted on 12/14/2010 12:50:51 PM PST by ladyvet
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To: Red in Blue PA; All
Well, we know it wasn't this guy:


14 posted on 12/14/2010 12:52:18 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Red in Blue PA

Nnnnewman!


15 posted on 12/14/2010 12:54:43 PM PST by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius
"And now for something completely different..."


16 posted on 12/14/2010 12:54:56 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (NASA? Muslims? Muslims will want to go to the moon only when Israel sets up shop there.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
How does a normal person even find a jpg like that! Ewww
17 posted on 12/14/2010 12:57:33 PM PST by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN
How does a normal person even find a jpg like that! Ewww

1. Watch a lot of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
2. Search Google.com for 'Nude Organist'.
3. Decide whether you want to post a pic of Terry Jones or Terry Gilliam

18 posted on 12/14/2010 1:07:57 PM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (People should not be afraid of the government. Governement should be afraid of the people)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius
I didn't know public nudity, in itself, constituted lewd and lascivious conduct.
19 posted on 12/14/2010 1:09:33 PM PST by luvbach1 (Stop Barry now. He can't help himself.)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius

This guy is not only dumb, he’s terminally stupid - any sane person would have waited until summer.


20 posted on 12/14/2010 1:11:44 PM PST by jda
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To: raccoonradio

it’s actually a different Whitefish Bay. This one is a suburb of Milwaukee...the one in the song is an arm of Lake Superior...


21 posted on 12/14/2010 1:14:52 PM PST by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: stefanbatory

ah, thanks!


22 posted on 12/14/2010 1:15:33 PM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

Any mention of Whitefish Bay bring up a certain Gordon Lightfoot song to my mind (”The searchers all say they’d have made Whitefish Bay if they put 15 more miles behind her”)


Damm!t you just gave me that song as an earworm. That song is the bane of a singer-songwriter’s existence.

Well, that and “Margaritaville”.


23 posted on 12/14/2010 1:15:53 PM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: freedomlover

Yeah, earworms...not too long ago it was said to be the anniversary of George Harrison’s death and I played the video of “This Song” on YouTube and that got stuck in my head for awhile!

Actually some nice slide gtr on “Edmund Fitzgerald”...LONG song. I think it peaked at #2.

Roy Firestone used to do a bit, IIRC, in which he sang
“Oh say can you see by the dawn’s early light” to the tune of
“The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down...” etc.!


24 posted on 12/14/2010 1:19:05 PM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

the suburb is know by some of the locals as Whitefolks Bay...


25 posted on 12/14/2010 1:24:53 PM PST by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius
How do people convince themselves that it would be okay to deliver the mail nude?

They are hanging out in real and virtual pervert communities, talking amongst themselves too much.

26 posted on 12/14/2010 1:25:07 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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To: ichabod1
Whitefish Bay. Oh, come’on. Lighten up, people, it was a PRANK! He was merely tryin’ to cheer the lady up. Give him a week’s suspension with pay.

Not an option, afaik, under postal regulations. It' s usually two weeks, without (or one paycheck, if you prefer...)

the infowarrior

27 posted on 12/14/2010 1:28:36 PM PST by infowarrior
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius

I would pay twice as much for postage stamps if a letter carrier arrived at my door naked....with two stipulations....(1) the letter carrier would have to be female, and (2) the letter carrier must be the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe!


28 posted on 12/14/2010 1:30:12 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (A Jimmy Carter got us a Ronald Reagan......A Barack Obama will get us a Sarah Palin)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius
The package must get through!NSFW
29 posted on 12/14/2010 1:36:20 PM PST by Daffynition
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To: a fool in paradise
Nuttier than a fruitcake.

Depends on the temperature.

30 posted on 12/14/2010 1:38:27 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Palin 2012: don't retreat, just reload)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius

When the dog bites, when the ice stings, these are some of my favorite things. I love Christmas songs (even if they have nothing to do with Christmas).


31 posted on 12/14/2010 1:55:56 PM PST by st.eqed
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To: a fool in paradise

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/idid.wav


32 posted on 12/14/2010 2:00:58 PM PST by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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To: Wile E Coyote Genius

Well, I went to the original source, and I find that there is so much left out of the story. 3 paragraphs is all this guy gets?

I want to know who called to report him. If the woman actually said I dare you, she was approving of his plan. Regardless of how shocking it might have been to her, she gave tacit approval. My bet is that she reported him, and now will sue the USPS for millions of dollars for pain and suffering. He may well lose his job, and she will probably get some cash.

I’m sure some women would welcome such a gesture, but they are few and far between, and I hope they wouldn’t dare the guy. It sure seems like a com-on to dare him. He probably though he would et some sex out of it. Poor schmuck should learn how to read people better.


33 posted on 12/14/2010 2:04:22 PM PST by webheart (Just saying.....)
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To: Joe 6-pack
"Step One: Cut a hole in a box...."
34 posted on 12/14/2010 2:24:54 PM PST by Sax
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To: MHGinTN
How does a normal person even find a jpg like that! Ewww

Easy. Type into Google:
"Monty Python Terry Jones naked organist"

35 posted on 12/14/2010 2:44:18 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (NASA? Muslims? Muslims will want to go to the moon only when Israel sets up shop there.)
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To: luvbach1

“I didn’t know public nudity, in itself, constituted lewd and lascivious conduct”

It doesn’t.


36 posted on 12/14/2010 3:49:24 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: Red_Devil 232

“Hey Diana, did not know you needed cheering up!”

Wish I could afford to live in ‘White Folk’s Bay,’ LOL!

That alone would cheer me right up, naked mailman or not! :)


37 posted on 12/14/2010 7:58:18 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

Oh, you said Marilyn MUNROE

38 posted on 12/14/2010 8:42:03 PM PST by Don W (I keep some folks' numbers in my 'phone just so I know NOT to answer when they call...)
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