Posted on 12/14/2010 12:30:40 PM PST by Wile E Coyote Genius
WHITEFISH BAY, Wis. (AP) – A Wisconsin postal carrier says he simply wanted to cheer up a woman on his mail rounds who seemed “stressed out.” But, upon further review, the postal worker says delivering the mail in the nude probably wasn’t such a good idea.
A police report says the 52-year-old man told the woman he would deliver the mail to her office in Whitefish Bay completely naked to make her laugh. He says the woman dared him to do it, so he took the dare Dec. 4 and brought the mail wearing only a smile.
(Excerpt) Read more at minnesota.cbslocal.com ...
Never mind that my uniform is at the cleaners! Yes! I will deliver the mail!
Oh brother.
Hey Diana, did not know you needed cheering up!
Nuttier than a fruitcake.
" . . . and who's that with him? Ethel? Ethel!! Ethel!!! You git yor clothes on you shameless hussy!"
>>he would deliver the mail to her office in Whitefish Bay
Any mention of Whitefish Bay bring up a certain Gordon Lightfoot song to my mind (”The searchers all say they’d have made Whitefish Bay if they put 15 more miles behind her”)
Note: to her office. I’m guessing he entered the building and stripped in a rest room, then delivered the mail, so maybe there may have been no ‘shrinkage’ after all. He may have been inside.
...But it was too late.
A quick check of the local weather for WHITEFISH BAY, Wis shows a nice 21 degree day.
I’d be concerned about my pipes freezing (if ya know what I mean) if I were him.
Whitefish Bay. Oh, come’on. Lighten up, people, it was a PRANK! He was merely tryin’ to cheer the lady up. Give him a week’s suspension with pay.
Whitefish Bay mail carrier makes nude delivery
Man cited with lewd and lascivious behavior
Updated: Tuesday, 14 Dec 2010, 12:25 PM CST
Published : Tuesday, 14 Dec 2010, 6:26 AM CST
Reporter: Brandon Cruz, WITI-TV Milwaukee
WHITEFISH BAY (WITI) - It wasn’t a special delivery, but it sure was an unwanted one. A mail carrier from the Whitefish Bay post office is taken off his route and is being investigated for lewd and disturbing behavior while delivering the mail.
On Saturday December 4th, a mailman allegedly showed up to an office where a female employee was working alone. That part was normal, what happened when he returned was anything but. The woman on the receiving end of the delivery prefers not to be identified.
The mail carrier who delivers to one building on Silver Spring Dr. in Whitefish Bay exchanged small talk with a woman on his route and offered a favor. She said, “He said that he’d go and get the mail from the P.O. Box for me and that he’ll knock on the door when he’s back with the mail.”
The mail carrier returned and knocked on the door. The woman says, “He burst into the door with the mail, except this time he’s completely nude. No clothes whatsoever. The only thing he said was surprise, and it freaked me out so I screamed and yelled. I yelled at him and told him to leave with my eyes half closed.”
After slamming the door behind the mail carrier, the woman called police. She says, “What scared me even more was that he didn’t leave after he stepped outside the suite. He continued to knock on the door several time. After a while, it got progressively louder and louder.”
The mail carrier left before police arrived, but they did find him and cited him for lewd and lascivious behavior. The United States Postal Service is investigating this, and issued a statement saying in part, “Once the investigation is complete, appropriate action will be taken if needed.”
http://www.fox11online.com/dpp/news/whitefish-bay-mail-carrier-makes-nude-delivery
George: Shouldn’t you be at work by now?
Newman: Work? It’s raining!
George: So?
Newman: I called in sick. I don’t work in the rain!
George: You don’t work in the rain? You’re a mailman! “Neither rain nor sleet nor...” It’s the first one!
Newman: I was never that big on creeds.
If he had held out for a triple-dog-dare, he would have known she was serious.
Nnnnewman!
1. Watch a lot of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
2. Search Google.com for 'Nude Organist'.
3. Decide whether you want to post a pic of Terry Jones or Terry Gilliam
This guy is not only dumb, he’s terminally stupid - any sane person would have waited until summer.
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