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Zombie apocalypse advice for the holiday season (Instructional Video)
Team Unicorn via boingboing ^ | 23 Dec 2010 | TeamUnicornFTW

Posted on 12/24/2010 8:00:56 AM PST by coloradan

Worried about juggling your Christmas baking, gift-giving and party-going with the possible zombie apocalypse? This brief instructional video from Team Unicorn has all the information you need to safely and happily enjoy the season without turning into one of the walking dead.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: zombieapocalypse
Some good advice here. Video at link in case embed fails or is blocked.
1 posted on 12/24/2010 8:01:00 AM PST by coloradan
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To: coloradan

Ya can’t be too careful.


2 posted on 12/24/2010 8:11:33 AM PST by Silentgypsy
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To: RandallFlagg

Zombie ping.


3 posted on 12/24/2010 8:21:10 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: coloradan

If it happens, just make your way to an island, make sure it is clear of zombies, and fortify it.

Zombies and water dont mix.


4 posted on 12/24/2010 8:32:44 AM PST by VanDeKoik (1 million in stimulus dollars paid for this tagline!)
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To: coloradan

5 posted on 12/24/2010 8:44:31 AM PST by bigheadfred ( :-)))
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To: coloradan
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6 posted on 12/24/2010 8:48:38 AM PST by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: coloradan

My wife and I were joking about the zombie apocalypse in the car the other day while we were driving somewhere. In a lull in the conversation my 13 year old in the back seat quietly said “Double tap.”


7 posted on 12/24/2010 8:49:01 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: coloradan

You know, I like diversity as much or more as the next guy. But I feel they should have mentioned something about the benefits of standardizing on one or two calibers each for handguns and rifles... I’m just sayin’....


8 posted on 12/24/2010 8:56:24 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: ThunderSleeps

Those women in that video were HOT.....
Just sayin...


9 posted on 12/24/2010 9:03:58 AM PST by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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To: coloradan

Become a zombie snack,
and you can never go back.


10 posted on 12/24/2010 9:09:12 AM PST by tumblindice (Out with Lugar, in with Pence)
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To: humblegunner

Self ping for ZPL list when I get off work.

Thanks, humblegunner.


11 posted on 12/24/2010 9:11:59 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: VanDeKoik
Zombies and water dont mix.

Not according to the testimonies in World War Z. They'll just keep moving through the water for years until they get from one coast to another. Best bet is to string up zombie catching nets around your coastline.

12 posted on 12/24/2010 9:13:15 AM PST by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: coloradan; RandallFlagg
Yet another reason why guns are the perfect Christmas gift...


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

13 posted on 12/24/2010 9:26:37 AM PST by The Comedian (Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
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To: Yorlik803
Those women in that video were HOT.....

Oh, I noticed that as well.
14 posted on 12/24/2010 10:02:24 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: The Comedian

I’m at these work PCs that block some pics. I’ll have to check it out when I get home.


15 posted on 12/24/2010 10:03:29 AM PST by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: CholeraJoe; Delta 21; Nikas777; NoAmnesty; Yorlik803; TheOldLady; The Comedian; OB1kNOb; ...

16 posted on 12/24/2010 7:58:20 PM PST by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: RandallFlagg

Excellent advice. Lucky this year, but next year, we’ll be prepared.

Hope you had a great Christmas, and that you have a happy new year too. Thanks for all the pings.


17 posted on 12/26/2010 8:25:04 AM PST by TheOldLady ("I WILL PLANT. I WILL HARVEST. I WILL RESIST WITH FORCE...ANY ATTEMPT TO STOP ME." - Lazamataz)
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