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Posted on 12/24/2010 11:02:32 AM PST by KeyLargo
Arrest warrant issued for woman accused of sex-toy attack
By Megan Craig, Tribune reporter
5:53 PM CST, December 23, 2010 Advertisement
A Lake County judge on Thursday issued a warrant for the arrest of a woman charged with attacking a Gurnee police officer with a sex toy.
Judge Brian Hughes put out the $75,000 bench warrant for Carolee Bildsten, 56, who did not appear for a hearing Thursday on an aggravated assault charge. Bildsten is accused of confronting an officer in November with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device," according to a police report.
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You don’t see this kind of behavior often
$75,000 warrent? That must be one heck of a toy!
LOL! As the old commercial started off..."If I have one life to live, let me live it as a....
Clearly this person saw The Naked Gun one too many times.
The cop arrested her? Because she shot him with rubber bullets(so to speak)?
I guess he had no sense of humor. It’s just a rubber toy. Of course, I guess it depends on what caliber it was.
Carolee Bildsten Stiffs Joe’s Crab Shack, Tries to Beat Cop With a Dildo
Because you just can’t get enough of the weirdness that is America, we bring you this fine tale from Gurnee, Illinois. It seems 56-year-old Carolee Bildsten is really partial to chowing at Joe’s Crab Shack. She’s just not all that partial about paying for it...
She’d been to the restaurant two weeks before, only to skip out on her bill. So when she showed up a second time, police were on the alert when she tried to dine and dash again.
This time, an officer found the obviously lubricated Carolee laying on the lawn of a nearby Six Flags park. She said she didn’t have any money on her, but she had some at home. So the kind officer escorted her to her undoubtedly stately residence.
That’s when Carolee told the cop that her money was in her dresser. But when she reached in, she didn’t grab cash. She grabbed what the officer would later describe as a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device.” This is apparently cop-speak for “dildo.”
Unfortunately for the officer, Carolee believes dildos have multiple uses. One of those being its value as a weapon in case you’ve just been caught stiffing chain restaurants that are usually located near malls and freeway exits. According to the police report, she “held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner.”
Seeing as how she was 56-years-old, hammered, and trying to beat up a cop with a dildo, Carolee wasn’t in peak fighting condition. The officer easily disarmed her. She’s now charged with theft of labor for ripping off Joe’s, public intox, and aggravated assault.
Ich bin ein BRRRRRRRR-liner.
She was charged with assault ... Batteries not included.
She was also charged with Class A battery.
Or in this case, AA battery.
I saw the name "Bildsten" and caught the wackiness, so I immediately thought this story had to be from Germany. I guess not.
$75,000 Wow do not piss of judges.
I'm only surprised that the wuss LEO did not shoot the dangerous attacker. After all, he could have suffered "Serious Injuries" from a PLASTIC VIBRATOR!!!
So guilty as to be condemned to the rack and hot irons!!
Attack me! Attack me!!!!
Dude, he'll need years of therapy after the other cops on the shift are through busting his chops.
Carolee Bildsten update:
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