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Arrest warrant issued for woman accused of sex-toy attack
chicagotribune.com ^ | December 23, 2010 | Megan Craig

Posted on 12/24/2010 11:02:32 AM PST by KeyLargo

Arrest warrant issued for woman accused of sex-toy attack

By Megan Craig, Tribune reporter

5:53 PM CST, December 23, 2010 Advertisement

A Lake County judge on Thursday issued a warrant for the arrest of a woman charged with attacking a Gurnee police officer with a sex toy.

Judge Brian Hughes put out the $75,000 bench warrant for Carolee Bildsten, 56, who did not appear for a hearing Thursday on an aggravated assault charge. Bildsten is accused of confronting an officer in November with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device," according to a police report.

(Excerpt) Read more at chicagotribune.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: arrest; badvibes; billyclub; brianhughes; caroleebildsten; female; nightstick; police; shootingblanks; toys
"Carolee, you have been a bad little girl."


1 posted on 12/24/2010 11:02:36 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: KeyLargo

You don’t see this kind of behavior often


2 posted on 12/24/2010 11:04:27 AM PST by rdcbn
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To: KeyLargo

$75,000 warrent? That must be one heck of a toy!


3 posted on 12/24/2010 11:04:40 AM PST by JaguarXKE (Life - It's 10 percent circumstances and 90 percent how you react to circumstances - Sarah Palin)
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To: KeyLargo
a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device,"

LOL! As the old commercial started off..."If I have one life to live, let me live it as a....

4 posted on 12/24/2010 11:06:21 AM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: KeyLargo

Clearly this person saw The Naked Gun one too many times.


5 posted on 12/24/2010 11:06:55 AM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: KeyLargo

The cop arrested her? Because she shot him with rubber bullets(so to speak)?

I guess he had no sense of humor. It’s just a rubber toy. Of course, I guess it depends on what caliber it was.


6 posted on 12/24/2010 11:11:21 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: UCANSEE2

7 posted on 12/24/2010 11:12:04 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: KeyLargo
Oh so guilty...
 

 

 


8 posted on 12/24/2010 11:14:44 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Carolee Bildsten Stiffs Joe’s Crab Shack, Tries to Beat Cop With a Dildo

Because you just can’t get enough of the weirdness that is America, we bring you this fine tale from Gurnee, Illinois. It seems 56-year-old Carolee Bildsten is really partial to chowing at Joe’s Crab Shack. She’s just not all that partial about paying for it...

She’d been to the restaurant two weeks before, only to skip out on her bill. So when she showed up a second time, police were on the alert when she tried to dine and dash again.

This time, an officer found the obviously lubricated Carolee laying on the lawn of a nearby Six Flags park. She said she didn’t have any money on her, but she had some at home. So the kind officer escorted her to her undoubtedly stately residence.

That’s when Carolee told the cop that her money was in her dresser. But when she reached in, she didn’t grab cash. She grabbed what the officer would later describe as a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device.” This is apparently cop-speak for “dildo.”

Unfortunately for the officer, Carolee believes dildos have multiple uses. One of those being its value as a weapon in case you’ve just been caught stiffing chain restaurants that are usually located near malls and freeway exits. According to the police report, she “held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner.”

Seeing as how she was 56-years-old, hammered, and trying to beat up a cop with a dildo, Carolee wasn’t in peak fighting condition. The officer easily disarmed her. She’s now charged with theft of labor for ripping off Joe’s, public intox, and aggravated assault.

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/11/carolee_bildsten_stiffs_joes_c.php


9 posted on 12/24/2010 11:16:59 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: KeyLargo; mikrofon; martin_fierro

Ich bin ein BRRRRRRRR-liner.


10 posted on 12/24/2010 11:17:52 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Bad vibrations.)
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To: KeyLargo
Er... I think it might have been a "clear, rigid feminine masculine pleasure device"... Can't really picture a clear, rigid feminine pleasure device...
11 posted on 12/24/2010 11:18:04 AM PST by John Valentine
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To: KeyLargo

She was charged with assault ... Batteries not included.


12 posted on 12/24/2010 11:19:57 AM PST by IronJack (=)
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To: KeyLargo

She was also charged with Class A battery.

Or in this case, AA battery.


13 posted on 12/24/2010 11:20:24 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: KeyLargo; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Ich bin ein BRRRRRRRR-liner.

I saw the name "Bildsten" and caught the wackiness, so I immediately thought this story had to be from Germany. I guess not.

14 posted on 12/24/2010 11:22:15 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Bad vibrations.)
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To: IronJack
Oh, oh. This thread is going downhill quickly.
15 posted on 12/24/2010 11:30:39 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: KeyLargo

$75,000 Wow do not piss of judges.


16 posted on 12/24/2010 11:44:57 AM PST by Cheetahcat ( November 4 2008 ,A date which will live in Infamy.)
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To: KeyLargo
Puleeeeze tell me this is a joke???

I'm only surprised that the wuss LEO did not shoot the dangerous attacker. After all, he could have suffered "Serious Injuries" from a PLASTIC VIBRATOR!!!

Sheeeesh!!!

17 posted on 12/24/2010 12:20:29 PM PST by Conservative Vermont Vet ((One of ONLY 37 Conservatives in the People's Republic of Vermont. Socialists and Progressives All))
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To: Responsibility2nd

So guilty as to be condemned to the rack and hot irons!!


18 posted on 12/24/2010 12:27:20 PM PST by jmacusa (Two wrongs don't make a right. But they can make it interesting.)
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To: KeyLargo

Attack me! Attack me!!!!


19 posted on 12/24/2010 1:53:17 PM PST by org.whodat
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet
After all, he could have suffered "Serious Injuries" from a PLASTIC VIBRATOR!!!

Dude, he'll need years of therapy after the other cops on the shift are through busting his chops.

20 posted on 12/24/2010 2:14:12 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: rdcbn

Carolee Bildsten update:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/illinois/alleged-illinois-sex-toy-assaulter-jailed-court-no-show


21 posted on 12/30/2010 10:16:25 AM PST by KeyLargo
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