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The worst gifts ever
MSN.com ^ | By Sean Fallon

Posted on 12/24/2010 11:55:18 AM PST by metesky

Underpants for the hands and other unspeakables among the holiday horrors for presents...

(Excerpt) Read more at msnbc.msn.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: getonetoday; itsnottoolate; merrychristmas
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To: Happy Rain
THC is the active chemical in weed, nowhere near an opiate.

But nice attempt at thread highjacking, spud.

41 posted on 12/24/2010 2:16:53 PM PST by metesky (My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can.)
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To: Happy Rain
But the opiates,like THC,often makes the users too content and thus uninterested in industrious pursuits so they tend to become entitlement junkies and thus solid liberal Democrat voters.

There you go: in the nineteenth century, there were no entitlments to speak of - only private charity and, at most, city payments. Anyone ending up "uninterested in industrial pursuits" either had to go to the frontier or would be set straight fairly quickly.

Reasons enough to make drug crimes capital offenses don't you think?

By deporting 'em to Cuba?

42 posted on 12/24/2010 2:17:41 PM PST by danielmryan
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To: metesky
I know opiates and THC are not the same—I said opiates,like THC—not opiates such as THC.

My bad,perhaps,for poor composition—your bad for misunderstanding a clear point.

43 posted on 12/24/2010 2:31:45 PM PST by Happy Rain ("Every Christmas the Leftist atheists become "hatetheists.")
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To: libertarian27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYfDnc42wog


44 posted on 12/24/2010 2:46:25 PM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Happy Rain; Madame Dufarge; metesky

Last physical, my doc said he’d like urine, stool and semen samples.....so I just left him my skivvies.


45 posted on 12/24/2010 2:49:42 PM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: ErnBatavia

Too......much.....information. :-)


46 posted on 12/24/2010 2:56:58 PM PST by Madame Dufarge
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To: DeFault User
I thought I was the only one that cussed out they packages. Also company's have to put so much on packages, the print is so small, I get out a large magnifying glass to real the directions....yuk
47 posted on 12/24/2010 3:08:51 PM PST by goat granny (Great dad's are a blessing to son's but more so to daughters...)
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To: SonOfDarkSkies
Actually, in a way, I'm glad "Churchill" is not witnessing the goings-on in the Oval Office these days.

I hope the UK will return it when a genuine American presides there again.

48 posted on 12/24/2010 3:34:12 PM PST by Churchillspirit (9/11/01...NEVER FORGET.)
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To: Hot Tabasco
Sure you want a tool?


49 posted on 12/24/2010 5:30:47 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Mohammad: the earliest documented pedophile "priest"...and he was proud of it.)
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To: metesky

50 posted on 12/24/2010 5:48:44 PM PST by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Happy Rain

“But the opiates,like THC,often makes the users too content and thus uninterested in industrious pursuits so they tend to become entitlement junkies and thus solid liberal Democrat voters.”

Huh? Alcohol and tobacco kill more people than all drugs combined?


51 posted on 12/24/2010 10:30:55 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: SonOfDarkSkies
If you think about it all the gifts the obomas have given have been "the worst gifts". They gave only ghetto gifts to classy people.
52 posted on 12/24/2010 11:33:15 PM PST by Wile E Coyote Genius (IQ 207....more than all Democrats combined)
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To: Happy Rain

Heroin is an opiate.

Or did I misunderstand your post?


53 posted on 12/25/2010 6:53:42 AM PST by weezel
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To: weezel
Opium,morphine,codeine,laudanum,and heroin are all “opiates.”

My point was that THC, the psychoactive ingredient in marijuana, is that BOTH THC and the opiates have the same effect of reducing the user's desire of making anything productive of himself.

You know,those who only want to lay about and get high while others carry their load—Dem voters for sure.

54 posted on 12/25/2010 7:04:36 AM PST by Happy Rain ("Every Christmas the Leftist atheists become "hatetheists.")
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To: Allegra

By the way, the cats DID get a wet-food Christmas dinner.
As you specified and provided.


55 posted on 12/25/2010 6:44:08 PM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: humblegunner
By the way, the cats DID get a wet-food Christmas dinner.

Excellent! Maybe next time, Pretty-Face will let me hold her longer than 10 seconds.

56 posted on 12/26/2010 7:08:45 AM PST by Allegra (I painted red and green stripes on my biceps.)
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To: Churchillspirit
Sorry....just now saw your response.

I hope you and yours had a very Merry Christmas!

57 posted on 12/26/2010 7:10:18 AM PST by Allegra (I painted red and green stripes on my biceps.)
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