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Hugh Hefner, 84, Engaged to Playmate, 24
omg! from Yahoo ^ | December 26, 2010 | Us Magazine

Posted on 12/26/2010 1:10:23 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hugh Hefner's Christmas was extra, extra jolly this year: He's engaged again!

The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate, a Playboy rep confirms to UsMagazine.com.

Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," the Girls Next Door star wrote. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory...I got what I was hoping for for Christmas...Crystal's love."

To make his news absolutely clear, the mogul then added: "Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn't mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: afoolandhismoney; crystalharris; dirtyoldman; heffner; hughhefner; playboy; pornification; prostitute; sexsells; wtf
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1 posted on 12/26/2010 1:10:27 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: numberonepal

Possible Hottie PING for Crystal Harris?


2 posted on 12/26/2010 1:10:59 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (up)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This is hugh!!!


3 posted on 12/26/2010 1:11:28 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (DEFCON I ALERT: The federal cancer has metastasized. All personnel report to their battle stations.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It's good to be the king.

4 posted on 12/26/2010 1:13:31 PM PST by Vaquero (BHO....'The Pretenda from Kenya')
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“”The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend”””””””

Ick!!!! I have to go wash.


5 posted on 12/26/2010 1:14:20 PM PST by shelterguy
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Oh, yeah she's smokin' hot.

And likely dumb as a box of rocks. She's 24, and engaged to the shriveled up king of Viagra?

6 posted on 12/26/2010 1:15:25 PM PST by Ouderkirk (Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

He looks so foolish. And I’m sure she loves him and is not after money or fame.


7 posted on 12/26/2010 1:15:49 PM PST by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
her family must be proud....hopefully she has a great grandfather, then Hef will someone he can relate to at her family functions....
8 posted on 12/26/2010 1:17:14 PM PST by Kimmers (Tell a lie often enough it becomes political........)
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To: SunkenCiv; Impy; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; GSP.FAN

There is hope for me yet!


9 posted on 12/26/2010 1:17:17 PM PST by Perdogg (What Would Aqua Buddha do?)
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To: Ouderkirk

Her parents must be proud of pimping out at such a big price.


10 posted on 12/26/2010 1:17:53 PM PST by LauraJean (sometimes I win sometimes I donate to the equine benevolent society)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Dirty Old Man.


11 posted on 12/26/2010 1:18:00 PM PST by Huntress (Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
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To: shelterguy

Reminds me of Harold and Maude when the Priests says “I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit.”


12 posted on 12/26/2010 1:19:08 PM PST by whitedog57
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To: LauraJean
Her parents must be proud of pimping out at such a big price.

That ship probably sailed when she became a Playmate in the first place. Her folks may be relieved that she'll at least get some financial security out of this deal.

13 posted on 12/26/2010 1:20:48 PM PST by Huntress (Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Oh, to be young and beautiful, and tied down to the crypt keeper. (or is it crib keeper?)


14 posted on 12/26/2010 1:22:43 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This “marriage” is about as shallow as it gets. Little missy will sign a prenup and in return get a full access mansion pass, TV face time and celebrity status.

Knocking boots with Hugh won’t take much time in between his naps.


15 posted on 12/26/2010 1:22:46 PM PST by Rebelbase ( Islam is a mental disorder.)
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To: Ouderkirk

Whore.


16 posted on 12/26/2010 1:24:52 PM PST by Christian Engineer Mass (Capitol Hill operator 866-727-4894 tollfree. Just say which Representative/Senator you want to speak)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Dang, I knew I should have bought stocks in Viagra Pharmacuticals


17 posted on 12/26/2010 1:24:57 PM PST by se_ohio_young_conservative (Palin or 3rd party... no exceptions !)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

He’s already 10 years older than the average male lives. Wonder if he plans to raise a family?


18 posted on 12/26/2010 1:25:19 PM PST by Cisco Nix (Real Conservatives stay sober and focused)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

She will still have the body of a love goddess when Larry is gone and she will have a couple bucks. Who could ask for anything more?


19 posted on 12/26/2010 1:25:30 PM PST by jimfree (In 2012 Sarah Palin will continue to have more relevant quality executive experience than B. Obama.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

How many times does 84 go into 24? Not many, I suspect :-)


20 posted on 12/26/2010 1:25:41 PM PST by backwoods-engineer (Merry Christmas!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,"

Yeah, Hef, 'cause she'd rather see your will than your willie!

21 posted on 12/26/2010 1:26:14 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (Obama promised a gold mine, but will give us the shaft.)
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To: Ouderkirk

I got an invite from a buddy here in Hollywood as a guest of his at the Playboy mansion’s infamous “Saturday Night Party”. Had the worst case of the flu and uttered a little prayer to the Big Guy upstairs ‘Dude, dont do this..not today” LOL.


22 posted on 12/26/2010 1:26:41 PM PST by max americana
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“That will make the hairs on your toupee stand up straight.” The Great Karnac
The envelope please. What is, Hugh Hefner confuses his Viagra with his Rogaine.


23 posted on 12/26/2010 1:28:08 PM PST by tumblindice (On `All Things FantAsstical' NPR's Nina Totenkopf looks into Mrs. Obama's stretch pants.)
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To: Ouderkirk

Yea dumb like a fox! How much she get when he dies if they marry?


24 posted on 12/26/2010 1:28:24 PM PST by tallyhoe
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To: Christian Engineer Mass

Geez, at least she’s getting married. And if she’s a whore, what is he?


25 posted on 12/26/2010 1:28:28 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (Obama promised a gold mine, but will give us the shaft.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Disengage and get back to work, pops.


26 posted on 12/26/2010 1:29:43 PM PST by RichInOC (An erect Hugh Hefner has no conscience.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Gee, I hope someone reminds Heff to put his teeth in before the wedding pics.


27 posted on 12/26/2010 1:32:22 PM PST by steelyourfaith (ObamaCare Death Panels: a Final Solution to the looming Social Security crisis ?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Such cynicism at FR. Maybe Hugh and Crystal share a cosmic connection deeper than most of us will ever feel. So what if she is 24 and nubile and he is 108 and decrepit ?


28 posted on 12/26/2010 1:33:31 PM PST by libh8er
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To: Ouderkirk

Not so dumb. He’ll kick off on the wedding night and she’ll gets his fortune.


29 posted on 12/26/2010 1:33:55 PM PST by miss marmelstein
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I demand "social justice" now!!! Dang ol'geezer starting to get my dander up!


30 posted on 12/26/2010 1:34:37 PM PST by avacado
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To: LibFreeOrDie

A whoremonger. He sells em, he sleeps with em.


31 posted on 12/26/2010 1:34:48 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: backwoods-engineer

Yeah, but it would be fun trying anyway. Hef is absolutely pathetic, not that there is anything wrong with that.


32 posted on 12/26/2010 1:37:46 PM PST by HerrBlucher (Defund, repeal, investigate, impeach, convict, jail, celebrate.)
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To: Huntress

And as Red Foxx once said to Aunt Esther, who called him a Dirty Old Man, “...and I’ll be a dirty old man until I’m a DEAD OLD MAN!”......


33 posted on 12/26/2010 1:39:58 PM PST by Red Badger (Whenever these vermin call you an 'idiot', you can be sure that you are doing to something right.)
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To: Huntress

And as Red Foxx once said to Aunt Esther, who called him a Dirty Old Man, “...and I’ll be a dirty old man until I’m a DEAD OLD MAN!”......


34 posted on 12/26/2010 1:40:02 PM PST by Red Badger (Whenever these vermin call you an 'idiot', you can be sure that you are doing to something right.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The bride will be spending their honeymoon trying to get Hugh out of the back seat of the limo.


35 posted on 12/26/2010 1:45:59 PM PST by mohresearcher
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To: Ouderkirk

What’s that growing out of her belly button? Is she an alien?


36 posted on 12/26/2010 1:47:17 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

37 posted on 12/26/2010 1:48:56 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hefner may as well enjoy himself now because Hell’s acomin’.


38 posted on 12/26/2010 1:49:21 PM PST by upsdriver (to undo the damage the "intellectual elites" have done. . . . . Sarah Palin for President!)
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39 posted on 12/26/2010 1:51:30 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears.”

Good actress!


40 posted on 12/26/2010 1:51:59 PM PST by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: Ouderkirk

I wonder what happens when someone pulls the chain sticking out of her navel. {:0)


41 posted on 12/26/2010 1:52:30 PM PST by seemoAR
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To: Revolting cat!
“What's that running down your belly......my love?
42 posted on 12/26/2010 1:55:49 PM PST by fish hawk (RINO-plasty: Congressional surgery done with a vote.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hef will never die. He will simply dissolve and squirt out the end of his well-worn Viagra stick.


43 posted on 12/26/2010 1:56:29 PM PST by SERKIT (We need more of Barry's "Wet Diaper" news conferences. He gets smaller and smaller each time.....)
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To: seemoAR
I wonder what happens when someone pulls the chain sticking out of her navel.

It releases the catch and her butt falls off ;-)

44 posted on 12/26/2010 1:57:40 PM PST by varon (Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
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To: windsorknot

Oh, to be young and beautiful, and tied down to the crypt keeper. (or is it crib keeper?)

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May I borrow this line for my Facebook?


45 posted on 12/26/2010 1:58:06 PM PST by DefeatCorruption
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To: SERKIT

Personally, I think that you are guys are just jealous that he is still getting some....

Go Hef!


46 posted on 12/26/2010 1:59:02 PM PST by gman992
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

And if he were an unemployed plumber, she’d love him just the same!!!


47 posted on 12/26/2010 2:00:54 PM PST by Oldpuppymax
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To: libh8er
Maybe Hugh and Crystal share a cosmic connection deeper than most of us will ever feel.

Yep, he loves her body, and she loves his money.

48 posted on 12/26/2010 2:02:21 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (up)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hey, more power to the guy, I say. I’m not even half of Hef’s age and I probably couldn’t get an ugly 24-year old to date me, much less a Playboy bunny.


49 posted on 12/26/2010 2:02:32 PM PST by DemforBush (I got three passports, a couple of visas. You don't even know my real name..)
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To: Ouderkirk

She’s dumb as a box of fox(es). As ABBA sang, “Money, Money, Money.!


50 posted on 12/26/2010 2:02:38 PM PST by MisterArtery
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