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Barack Obama to make UFO announcement in coming weeks
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Posted on 12/28/2010 12:35:46 PM PST by cycle of discernment

Barack Obama to make UFO announcement in coming weeks

Michael Cohen m.cohen@allnewsweb.com

All News Web has received information from government insiders close to the US President that Barack Obama has been given the go ahead to make an important 'off ther cuff' announcement regarding UFO visits and US contact with aliens. Allegedly DARPA has given this move the green light. The comments by the President will be made within the next month. Our sources claim this will not be outright admittance of UFO visits and contact with aliens, however the comments will come as close to admittance as any President has to date and will be made in the context of a speech on an entirely different matter. From what we understand The President will concede that there is 'some evidence' to suggest aliens might have attempted to contact Earthlings. All of this is said to be part of a warm up program leading to eventual outright admittance of knowledge of UFO and alien visitation by major world governments within three years.


TOPICS: Humor; UFO's
KEYWORDS: obama; paranormal; spacealiens; tabloid; ufo
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1 posted on 12/28/2010 12:35:50 PM PST by cycle of discernment
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To: cycle of discernment

These ‘announcement coming in a few weeks’ rumors have been going on for a couple of years.

http://www.google.com/search?q=obama%2C+ufo+announcement&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&client=firefox-a&rlz=1R1GGLL_en___US396


2 posted on 12/28/2010 12:37:37 PM PST by mnehring
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To: cycle of discernment
Pay NO ATTENTION to this Post. It's a joke.
3 posted on 12/28/2010 12:37:53 PM PST by truthguy (Good intentions are not enough.)
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To: cycle of discernment

Dude!

Can I get on your “allnewsweb.com” ping list?


4 posted on 12/28/2010 12:38:30 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: cycle of discernment

Will this be just before he shows us his BC as a distraction?...............


5 posted on 12/28/2010 12:38:47 PM PST by Red Badger (Whenever these vermin call you an 'idiot', you can be sure that you are doing to something right.)
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To: cycle of discernment

Wow.

How does AllNewsWeb.com manage to scoop the ‘big boys’ on these GREAT stories?


6 posted on 12/28/2010 12:38:55 PM PST by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: cycle of discernment

Let me guess he is going to release his venusian birth certificate...


7 posted on 12/28/2010 12:39:26 PM PST by usmcobra (.Islam: providing Live Targets for United States Marines since 1786!)
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To: cycle of discernment

From the people who brought us global warming mythology.

The AGW scam is about finished, so time to ratchet up another “threat” to concentrate power in the UN and separate the middle class from their money.

Just my speculation.


8 posted on 12/28/2010 12:40:07 PM PST by BigBobber
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To: mnehring

9 posted on 12/28/2010 12:40:07 PM PST by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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To: cycle of discernment

He will announce Michelle is an alien. . .like we didn’t already know. . .


10 posted on 12/28/2010 12:40:49 PM PST by Hulka
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To: cycle of discernment
From what we understand The President will concede that there is 'some evidence' to suggest aliens might have attempted to contact Earthlings.

Well DUH! He HAS to make THAT admission. How else can he explain Joe Biden?

11 posted on 12/28/2010 12:41:06 PM PST by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: cycle of discernment

Uranus is more likely as his planet of origin.


12 posted on 12/28/2010 12:41:47 PM PST by katana (Republican Politicians: Stupid is only part of what we do)
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To: WayneS

LOL, have you seen that site? It looks like a 12 year old’s version of the X files. Amateur hour (as if there is any doubt a UFO site would be).


13 posted on 12/28/2010 12:41:55 PM PST by mnehring
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To: cycle of discernment
They've been here before.


14 posted on 12/28/2010 12:41:56 PM PST by Rebelbase ( Islam is a mental disorder.)
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To: cycle of discernment

I understand that Obama will hold a news conference and then turn the question and answer session over to Art Bell...ala Bill Clinton.


15 posted on 12/28/2010 12:42:02 PM PST by Le Chien Rouge
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To: cycle of discernment
Talk about reaching for the stars.

They have obviously calculated that the number of nitwits out there has reached the tipping point.

Maybe the beta reticuli have delivered a message to the defense advanced research projects administration that the one must remain in control for life.

16 posted on 12/28/2010 12:42:34 PM PST by mmercier (idiocracy)
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To: cycle of discernment

I KNEW he was a lizard alien


17 posted on 12/28/2010 12:42:41 PM PST by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: cycle of discernment

As long as he’s leaving on one I’ll listen.


18 posted on 12/28/2010 12:43:09 PM PST by McGruff
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To: BenLurkin
I was waiting for the “not this $hit again” guy.

Thank you.

19 posted on 12/28/2010 12:44:40 PM PST by mmercier
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To: cycle of discernment

go right ahead & throw the country into total chaos/s


20 posted on 12/28/2010 12:44:56 PM PST by MissDairyGoodnessVT ( JC Webster's fav words: "the boiling pits of sewage" roflmao)
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To: cycle of discernment

So “V” was true after all?

Will they take him back to his planet?


21 posted on 12/28/2010 12:45:06 PM PST by livius
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To: cycle of discernment

Yawnnn....

Old news...

http://www.exopolitics.org/Report-ET%20Motivations.htm


22 posted on 12/28/2010 12:46:17 PM PST by djf (Touch my junk and I'll break yur mug!!!)
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To: Nachum

But Michelle is more Dalek-shaped.


23 posted on 12/28/2010 12:47:05 PM PST by La Lydia
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To: cycle of discernment

A large risk of an imminent Wookie Attack?


24 posted on 12/28/2010 12:47:28 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: Nachum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzm8kTIj_0M


25 posted on 12/28/2010 12:48:50 PM PST by nolongerademocrat ("Before you ask G-d for something, first thank G-d for what you already have." B'rachot 30b)
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To: Nachum

They are called Reptilians. And they are from Zeta Reticula.

Come on. At least get it right. //sarcasm off.


26 posted on 12/28/2010 12:51:32 PM PST by Vermont Lt (Don't taze my junk bro.)
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To: Hulka

Technically, I think Michelle is a “Wookie”.


27 posted on 12/28/2010 12:53:01 PM PST by Wildbill22
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To: cycle of discernment

Obviously attempting to expand the tax base.


28 posted on 12/28/2010 12:53:05 PM PST by blackdog
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To: katana

Speak for yourself!


29 posted on 12/28/2010 12:53:13 PM PST by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: katana

"Hi fellah...did you say anus?"
30 posted on 12/28/2010 12:53:45 PM PST by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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To: cycle of discernment
It's Do and Ti coming to take little Barry home. Happy Hale-Bopp, Barry.
31 posted on 12/28/2010 12:53:49 PM PST by JPG (There is hope for America and her name is Sarah.)
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To: blackdog

Only if the ETs are ‘rich’. Otherwise he’d just be content with increasing the democrat voting base.


32 posted on 12/28/2010 12:54:58 PM PST by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: cycle of discernment

“Barack Obama to make UFO announcement in coming week”

What? That he and his piranha-jawed wookie wife came from one?


33 posted on 12/28/2010 12:55:59 PM PST by Levante
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To: cycle of discernment
"Barack Obama to make UFO announcement in coming weeks"

Maybe he is going to announce has decided to return to the mothership and is taking Joe with him...

34 posted on 12/28/2010 12:56:07 PM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: cycle of discernment
another vacation?

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35 posted on 12/28/2010 12:57:02 PM PST by Elle Bee
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To: WayneS


He's a going home ...
36 posted on 12/28/2010 12:57:15 PM PST by Scythian
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To: WayneS

What’s the exchange rate on 200,000 Quataloos(if single)?


37 posted on 12/28/2010 12:59:02 PM PST by blackdog
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To: Red Badger

If he knows et’s like ice cream, golf, basketball, gay men, calamity in financial markets, voter fraud, and rationed medical treatment, I’d say he’s been custom telegraphing his positions to aliens for years now.


38 posted on 12/28/2010 1:07:09 PM PST by blackdog
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To: cycle of discernment
Barack Obama has been given the go ahead to make an important 'off ther cuff' announcement regarding UFO visits and US contact with aliens.

Awesome!

Pretty soon, I won't have to keep my dear friend Qarzditch a secret anymore.

Oooops...

39 posted on 12/28/2010 1:11:06 PM PST by Allegra (I painted red and green stripes on my biceps.)
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To: cycle of discernment
False rumor.

Disclosure will never happen officially. It will be via a mechanism similar to Wikileaks.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

40 posted on 12/28/2010 1:11:38 PM PST by The Comedian (Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
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To: cycle of discernment

It’s giant rabbit time!


41 posted on 12/28/2010 1:11:55 PM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: cycle of discernment; All

Breaking!!!!!

Scientists and linguistic experts from all over the world have been using computers and studies of ancient scripts.

Klaatu barada nikto

The phrase has finally been translated into rough English!
It means “Show us the long form”!!!


42 posted on 12/28/2010 1:14:44 PM PST by djf (Touch my junk and I'll break yur mug!!!)
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To: Scythian

The Imposter: “I am not a Grey
but the soundwafts of Nibiru are the most beautiful in the galaxy.
And now, the bad people of Earth
must be destroyed like the bad Americans.”

43 posted on 12/28/2010 1:21:22 PM PST by Diogenesis (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: cycle of discernment
"Barack Obama to make UFO announcement in coming weeks"

Idiots - all of you! This will be HUGH. BO will announce that the aliens have requested, nay demanded that they negotiate only will Earth's Global Government. So BO will by Executive Order appoint himself Lord Governor Almighty of Earth and do that thing.

44 posted on 12/28/2010 1:23:50 PM PST by I am Richard Brandon
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To: Quix

Ping.


45 posted on 12/28/2010 1:27:52 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: cycle of discernment

“Ancient Aliens” on the History Channel is interesting and entertaining. No actual proof of anything, of course.


46 posted on 12/28/2010 1:28:22 PM PST by dainbramaged (If you want a friend, get a pit bull.)
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To: cycle of discernment
Barack Obama to make UFO announcement in coming weeks

I knew it!!! Forget about Kenya.

Obama ain't even from planet Earth!!!

47 posted on 12/28/2010 1:29:03 PM PST by meadsjn (Sarah 2012, or sooner)
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To: cycle of discernment

I’ve just recieved a preliminary copy of the speech from WikiLeaks. Here it is:

Obama: Many of you out there have been scratching your heads wondering what is wrong with the democrat party and it’s policies. And of course many of you also have been wondering where it is that I was born. Well hopefully this announcement will help clear both of these issues up as well as answer a question that has also been on your minds for along time now... is there alien life and has it visited earth?

Let me make this perfectly clear. Uh, uh, If aliens from another planet were to visit earth then they would of course want to protect their own interests. Abortion of human beings and the promotion of homosexuality would then make sense thus limiting the expansion of human beings in the future. The same goes for global warming err, uh, I mean climate change, this also would allow for limiting the human population and their desire to prosper.

The democrat party dislike of the United States military also then makes perfect sense as well being it is the human race’s best fighting force. Uh, uh, Nuclear disarmenment is a must of course in order to welcome new alien races among us.

And the democrat party open borders policy? Uh, uh, uh, I think that should be, uh, a no-brainer being that the earth now would also have no borders as well.

Being that many from my planet do not like to work but to rule, the massive spending of my party also protects our interests as well. Large social programs also allow us more flexibility to control and manage the population of the human race.

Now if you notice I had just used the words ‘many from my planet’ in my last statement. Uh, uh, Now let me be perfectly clear. Uh.. I know that many do not think that I was born here in the US. But I still did not say ‘another planet’, I simply said ‘my planet’ and of course that could be earth.

Many of us in the democrat party though seek to have one unified planet. Not two planets as my democrat challenger Jon Edwards warned us of. Some in our democrat party have also talked with aliens as is the case with my other democrat challenger Dennis Kuchinech. Uh.. uh... If the republicans have their way we will be stuck in the earth of the past. We need democrats to fly the ship. I am now also being briefed that NASA in cooperation with the United Nations is in dicussions with possible UFO craft in order to solve the capitalist destruction of our planet through global warming,, err, uh, I mean climate change.

Now some of you are using the term ‘death panels’ uh, uh, let me perfectly clear here... these are actually advisory boards representing the interests of all planets fairly and equally against the evil corporations that seek to prosper the human race unfairly at the expense of other worlds.

-SNIP-

That is all that has been leaked thus far. Stay tuned.


48 posted on 12/28/2010 1:29:32 PM PST by TheBigIf
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To: La Lydia; Nachum

But Michelle is more Dalek-shaped.[Michelle Obama ugly dress[4].jpg]

 

 

 

I'm no Photoshop whiz, but I'm thinking that if you were to put a hideously ugly orange dress on the Dalek in the middle of the bottom picture it would be difficult to tell them apart.

Either that, or put some half-spheres on the Dalek in the middle of the top picture.

49 posted on 12/28/2010 1:29:35 PM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: cycle of discernment

Prediction: The huge announcement will end up being both disappointing and hotly disputed.

Clinton did the same thing when NASA claimed fossilized ‘viruses’ in alleged martian meteroites found in Antarctica. Bill Clinton was always looking for stuff to distract the popular Media with. Now that the Republicans in the House are warming up the investigative machinery you can bet Barak is going to follow suit.


50 posted on 12/28/2010 1:32:34 PM PST by Tallguy (Received a fine from the NFL for a helmet-to-helmet hit.)
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