Skip to comments.National Enquirer: HEFTY HILLARY 'FAT FARM' WAR
Posted on 12/31/2010 8:10:00 AM PST by maggief
"Poor Hillary feels terrible about the way she looks, but she is so busy she isn't making time for her own needs."
Making things even worse is her husband of 35 years - who's battled his own weight woes until becoming thinner recently. Bill pointed out that she needed to do something, sources say . "When Hillary asked him how she looked, he told her, 'You're huge! You need to go to a fat farm!'
"Then he made things worse by saying treadmills and stair climbers were fun," a pal told The ENQUIRER.
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She’s still working. He’s still playing. Some things don’t change.
I’m not sure a Democrat could even win a war against fat...
She knows what he is. She shouldn’t have asked. They deserve each other.
Can’t help but notice recent Secretaries of State. Dems gave us two constantly disheveled porky pigs - one of whom was dismissed by Arabic heads of state with the statement that they had not callled for a maid. Repubs gave us an elegant and accomplished lady.
What's really pathetic is that the National Enquirer is more credible than ABCNBCCNNCBSNYTimesLATimesWashingtonPostTimeNewsweekAtlantaJournalETCETC (all one word, of course).
What she think that beeping sound was every time she walked backwards was.
Where was she the other night when the lunar eclipse took place?
When will Chris Matthews opine that she is “too fat” to be president?
Hillary so fat, when she wears her little black dress she looks like outer space.
Hillary so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.
Hillary so fat, when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
Hillary so fat, when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Hillary so fat, when she gets on the scale it says, "One person at a time".
Hillary so fat, she has to bathe at Sea World.
You know, you’re right. They are poised to give us yet another one with Richardson.
I certainly never cringed at the sight of Dr. Rice—she was always perfectly turned out as well as svelte.
Isn't that the first thing that vampires do when they move into a new place?
She was in attendance at the UConn/Stanford women hoops game last night and looked great.
You'll probably know that Stanford broke UConn's win streak at 90.
There's the EXACT truth, and then there's a 'higher' truth, which is "Beautiful as always, darling."
Guess which truth is best to tell?
Guess which truth is best to tell?
I know MANY men who are scared to death of giving their wives a dose of truth over issues like weight. Guess what? They are more likely to wander. A little honest feedback is a good thing.
Ask Michelle “Let’s Move” Obama or Chris “too fat to be president” Matthews.
Hill bear might be overweight but at least she carries it with normal civil grace.
MO(who dubs herself as queen of the food police) is a lumbering beast. Do not put a hand between her and those hambone collard greens.
If we are going to talk fat, I think we locked on the wrong bogie.
It can be funny and entertaining, but that is the drug by which we have declined as a society. America’s future is serious business. Unfortunately we’ve been dumbed down in order to facilitate being given the business of a different type.
The only thing Her Heinous appears to be busy doing is eating because she isn’t doing anything as Secretary of State except to make matters worse.
This story is actually too kind. If she’s put on 40 pounds only recently, that would mean she was 5’7”/131 before - and she hasn’t been that slim in years. (I’m 5’6”/135 and I’m a size 6.) I would guess she’s actually much closer to 200 now.
“And what does this kinda crap have to do with governing?”
It is an effort to drum up sympathy for Hillary right before she resigns and heads off to some secret spa for a surgically assisted makeover. So she’ll look great in time to announce her primary challenge of the precious.
“Americas future is serious business.”
Yes, it is. Though, if we don’t add a little humor into our day we’d all go mad.
Huh....go figure! Seems like I remember Rock Hudson looking eggsackly like ole Slick!!! Just sayin'..........
Hillary has big ankles and a fat ass. But enough about Bill, her butt is big too!
Smart men do not tell them the truth.
And we feel terrible about who she is, deep down, at her rotten core, so I guess we're even.
Hillary so fat, her belt size is “Equator” (Thanks, Chris Rock)
It takes time and determination, and the luxury of not being over-worked to take care of yourself. Weight loss included.
She’s been working like a donkey.
They have enough money for her not to work, if he wants her in shape, there’s a price to pay.
those chipmunk cheeks are really plumping out
in her defense, I’ll agree that being a road warrior (which she certainly is) makes it tough to eat properly and get exercise
if she’s gonna take on Baraq in the primaries, she’ll need to quit soon and go on a training regimen for 6 mos
In other words, it’s a normal day.
I hear she throws a mean ashtray.