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National Enquirer: HEFTY HILLARY 'FAT FARM' WAR
National Enquirer ^ | December 31, 2010

Posted on 12/31/2010 8:10:00 AM PST by maggief

EXCERPT

"Poor Hillary feels terrible about the way she looks, but she is so busy she isn't making time for her own needs."

Making things even worse is her husband of 35 years - who's battled his own weight woes until becoming thinner recently. Bill pointed out that she needed to do something, sources say . "When Hillary asked him how she looked, he told her, 'You're huge! You need to go to a fat farm!'

"Then he made things worse by saying treadmills and stair climbers were fun," a pal told The ENQUIRER.

"Hillary exploded!"

(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: enquirer; farm; fat; hillary

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1 posted on 12/31/2010 8:10:03 AM PST by maggief
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To: maggief

She’s still working. He’s still playing. Some things don’t change.


2 posted on 12/31/2010 8:11:21 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: maggief

I’m not sure a Democrat could even win a war against fat...


3 posted on 12/31/2010 8:11:41 AM PST by ghost of nixon
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To: maggief

She knows what he is. She shouldn’t have asked. They deserve each other.


4 posted on 12/31/2010 8:12:32 AM PST by Savage Beast ("You can, in fact must, shout 'fire' in a crowded theatre. It just has to be the truth." J. Goldberg)
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To: maggief

Can’t help but notice recent Secretaries of State. Dems gave us two constantly disheveled porky pigs - one of whom was dismissed by Arabic heads of state with the statement that they had not callled for a maid. Repubs gave us an elegant and accomplished lady.


5 posted on 12/31/2010 8:15:35 AM PST by ArmyTeach (Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain ... Iowa 61)
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To: maggief
Upon reflection:

What's really pathetic is that the National Enquirer is more credible than ABCNBCCNNCBSNYTimesLATimesWashingtonPostTimeNewsweekAtlantaJournalETCETC (all one word, of course).

6 posted on 12/31/2010 8:16:55 AM PST by Savage Beast ("You can, in fact must, shout 'fire' in a crowded theatre. It just has to be the truth." J. Goldberg)
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To: maggief
Yeah, she didn't know she put on 40 lbs.! Did she have all the mirrors removed at State?

What she think that beeping sound was every time she walked backwards was.

Where was she the other night when the lunar eclipse took place?

7 posted on 12/31/2010 8:18:47 AM PST by Recon Dad ( "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way")
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To: Recon Dad; ken5050

When will Chris Matthews opine that she is “too fat” to be president?


8 posted on 12/31/2010 8:26:14 AM PST by maggief
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To: maggief
Hillary so fat, when she puts on her yellow pantsuit people yell, "Taxi!"

Hillary so fat, when she wears her little black dress she looks like outer space.

Hillary so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Hillary so fat, when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.

Hillary so fat, when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

Hillary so fat, when she gets on the scale it says, "One person at a time".

Hillary so fat, she has to bathe at Sea World.

9 posted on 12/31/2010 8:27:36 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: ArmyTeach

You know, you’re right. They are poised to give us yet another one with Richardson.

I certainly never cringed at the sight of Dr. Rice—she was always perfectly turned out as well as svelte.


10 posted on 12/31/2010 8:29:29 AM PST by jazminerose (o)
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To: Recon Dad
Did she have all the mirrors removed at State?

Isn't that the first thing that vampires do when they move into a new place?

11 posted on 12/31/2010 8:31:13 AM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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To: jazminerose
I certainly never cringed at the sight of Dr. Rice—she was always perfectly turned out as well as svelte.

She was in attendance at the UConn/Stanford women hoops game last night and looked great.

You'll probably know that Stanford broke UConn's win streak at 90.

12 posted on 12/31/2010 8:35:12 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages, in honor of Standing Wolf.)
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To: Savage Beast
When asked him how she looked, he told her, ..... ---------------------------------------------------------- Women always ask this, but can't stand the truth.
13 posted on 12/31/2010 8:40:20 AM PST by rbg81 (When you see Obama, shout: "DO YOUR JOB!!")
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To: rbg81
Women always ask this, but can't stand the truth.

There's the EXACT truth, and then there's a 'higher' truth, which is "Beautiful as always, darling."

Guess which truth is best to tell?

14 posted on 12/31/2010 8:52:52 AM PST by nina0113
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To: maggief
And what does this kinda crap have to do with governing?
15 posted on 12/31/2010 8:56:17 AM PST by blackdog
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To: nina0113

Guess which truth is best to tell?


Sorry, but that is just total BS. When my wife and I got married (over 25 years ago), we made a pact to be honest with each other, especially with regard to things like finances and looks. When either of us starts getting too chubby, we tell each other. Its worked out great as we still both (relatively) thin—especially when compared to our comtemporaries.

I know MANY men who are scared to death of giving their wives a dose of truth over issues like weight. Guess what? They are more likely to wander. A little honest feedback is a good thing.


16 posted on 12/31/2010 8:57:12 AM PST by rbg81 (When you see Obama, shout: "DO YOUR JOB!!")
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17 posted on 12/31/2010 8:57:14 AM PST by Baynative (Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
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To: blackdog

Ask Michelle “Let’s Move” Obama or Chris “too fat to be president” Matthews.


18 posted on 12/31/2010 9:03:08 AM PST by maggief
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To: Baynative

Hill bear might be overweight but at least she carries it with normal civil grace.

MO(who dubs herself as queen of the food police) is a lumbering beast. Do not put a hand between her and those hambone collard greens.

If we are going to talk fat, I think we locked on the wrong bogie.


19 posted on 12/31/2010 9:07:34 AM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: maggief

It can be funny and entertaining, but that is the drug by which we have declined as a society. America’s future is serious business. Unfortunately we’ve been dumbed down in order to facilitate being given the business of a different type.


20 posted on 12/31/2010 9:13:03 AM PST by blackdog
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To: maggief

The only thing Her Heinous appears to be busy doing is eating because she isn’t doing anything as Secretary of State except to make matters worse.


21 posted on 12/31/2010 9:17:23 AM PST by Dahoser (Separation of church and state? No, we need separation of media and state.)
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To: maggief

This story is actually too kind. If she’s put on 40 pounds only recently, that would mean she was 5’7”/131 before - and she hasn’t been that slim in years. (I’m 5’6”/135 and I’m a size 6.) I would guess she’s actually much closer to 200 now.


22 posted on 12/31/2010 9:22:49 AM PST by FelixFelicis
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To: blackdog

“And what does this kinda crap have to do with governing?”

It is an effort to drum up sympathy for Hillary right before she resigns and heads off to some secret spa for a surgically assisted makeover. So she’ll look great in time to announce her primary challenge of the precious.


23 posted on 12/31/2010 9:23:21 AM PST by nolongerademocrat ("Before you ask G-d for something, first thank G-d for what you already have." B'rachot 30b)
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To: blackdog

“America’s future is serious business.”

Yes, it is. Though, if we don’t add a little humor into our day we’d all go mad.


24 posted on 12/31/2010 9:25:08 AM PST by maggief
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.....who's battled his own weight woes until becoming thinner recently.....

Huh....go figure! Seems like I remember Rock Hudson looking eggsackly like ole Slick!!! Just sayin'..........

25 posted on 12/31/2010 9:27:00 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: maggief

Hillary has big ankles and a fat ass. But enough about Bill, her butt is big too!


26 posted on 12/31/2010 9:33:20 AM PST by DaxtonBrown (HARRY: Money Mob & Influence (See my Expose on Reid on amazon.com written by me!))
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To: rbg81
"Women always ask this, but can't stand the truth."

Smart men do not tell them the truth.

27 posted on 12/31/2010 9:36:23 AM PST by Savage Beast ("You can, in fact must, shout 'fire' in a crowded theatre. It just has to be the truth." J. Goldberg)
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To: maggief
"Poor Hillary feels terrible about the way she looks,

And we feel terrible about who she is, deep down, at her rotten core, so I guess we're even.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

28 posted on 12/31/2010 10:56:29 AM PST by The Comedian (Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
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To: Texas Eagle

Hillary so fat, her belt size is “Equator” (Thanks, Chris Rock)


29 posted on 12/31/2010 12:00:36 PM PST by Dilbert56 (Harry Reid, D-Nev.: "We're going to pick up Senate seats as a result of this war.")
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To: Dilbert56

It takes time and determination, and the luxury of not being over-worked to take care of yourself. Weight loss included.
She’s been working like a donkey.
They have enough money for her not to work, if he wants her in shape, there’s a price to pay.


30 posted on 01/01/2011 6:09:39 PM PST by Sarah
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To: Baynative

those chipmunk cheeks are really plumping out

in her defense, I’ll agree that being a road warrior (which she certainly is) makes it tough to eat properly and get exercise

if she’s gonna take on Baraq in the primaries, she’ll need to quit soon and go on a training regimen for 6 mos


31 posted on 01/01/2011 6:17:02 PM PST by nascarnation
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To: maggief

“Hillary exploded!”

In other words, it’s a normal day.


32 posted on 01/01/2011 7:16:07 PM PST by Rebelbase ( Islam is a mental disorder.)
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To: maggief

I hear she throws a mean ashtray.


33 posted on 01/01/2011 7:33:08 PM PST by McGruff
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