***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

How the heck did he get in there??

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know we're already out of money?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag ever opens from the end you try first?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

[unique]

Let’s review - if one posts a joke on a silliness thread that has already been posted, that qualifies as silly (fully aligned with the purpose of the thread). Anyone that brings the first post to their attention qualifies as anal, not silly.

Therefore, Pan_Yan was being anal and you are sort of a blooter for pointing out Pan-Yan’s original purpose for posting two days after the fact, unless Pan_Yan and you are roommates.

[Pan_Yan]

Don’t be so anal.

[unique]

You’ve got a point, I’ve just not fully learned to never wrestle with a pig in the mud, you just get dirty and the pig enjoys it. Not that either one of you is a pig, you’ve just dragged me down to the anal level and beat me with experience.

[MortMan]

Okay - I got it now. Pointing out irony is now considered anal.

“Lighten up, Frances”

[unique]

Irony is not worth noting on a silliness thread, except if one is anal.

[P.O.E.]

That’s AWEsome.

Thanks.