[Jim Noble]

Funny - I was sitting having lunch at the Met with my kids, looking out at this ugly thing a few weeks ago.

I wondered, "Why don't we send it back?"

[the invisib1e hand]

Please, by all means, take your freaking obelisk and stick it somewhere where the elements won’t get at it .

[JEC]

My suggestion would be to cut it in two and shove one piece up hawass’s butt and the other in gloomberg’s butt because we know that gloomberg is already making arrangements to send it back.