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WHY OBAMA IS SCARY SKINNY (Parasites says Article)
National Enquirer ^

Posted on 01/19/2011 11:29:28 AM PST by Scythian

The real reason behind PRESIDENT OBAMA's shocking weight loss - he's secretly battling stomach parasites, say sources.

The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders.

"Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites under the radar," revealed a close source.

"There had been a public health warning about them in Hawaii when he caught them."

(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...


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I doubt this truth of this article.
1 posted on 01/19/2011 11:29:31 AM PST by Scythian
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To: Scythian

Yeah, parasites avoid Democrats out of professional courtesy.


2 posted on 01/19/2011 11:30:14 AM PST by sthguard (The DNC theme song: "All You Need is Guv")
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To: Scythian

How ironic.


3 posted on 01/19/2011 11:30:21 AM PST by Huntress (Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
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To: Scythian
I don't doubt that Democrats are, in general, parasites!
4 posted on 01/19/2011 11:30:39 AM PST by April Lexington (Study the Constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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To: Scythian
I doubt this truth of this article.

So do I. Parasites wouldn't touch Obama.

Why? Professional courtesy.

5 posted on 01/19/2011 11:31:00 AM PST by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: Scythian
I doubt this truth of this article.

They have been right before. I think.

6 posted on 01/19/2011 11:31:17 AM PST by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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To: Scythian

It’s not stomach parasites, it’s brain parasites.

Problem is, Obama only had three or four operational brain cells to start with, and those ‘cites getting mighty hungry now.


7 posted on 01/19/2011 11:31:56 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Scythian
Nah, The Globe is on the right track with this weight loss issue...
8 posted on 01/19/2011 11:32:14 AM PST by Hotlanta Mike (TeaNami)
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To: Scythian

The POTUS has the trotts?!

Stunning - I thought he was all backed up - it was the only reasonable explanation I could come up with.


9 posted on 01/19/2011 11:32:43 AM PST by Made In The USA (This post may be recorded for quality purposes.)
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To: Scythian

Ummmm.... I don’t know...


10 posted on 01/19/2011 11:33:26 AM PST by therightliveswithus
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To: Scythian

Me too.

The lavish resorts the President spends MILLIONS of taxpayer dollars to visit, on his numerous vacations - do not have the most basic sanitary considerations? Are Hawaii’s finest vacation resorts really plagued with Parasites? The President of the USA is unable to get medicine to fix this problem?

No one else in the family has similar issues? No one in the Secret Service also infected?

I suspect AIDS.


11 posted on 01/19/2011 11:33:26 AM PST by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: Scythian

Oh, and about “doubting the truth...”

Remember Men in Black - which showed us where the truth was. (heh!)

And...given the NYT’s sorry record as of late, methinks that the gossip rags may now have a far better record of accuracy.


12 posted on 01/19/2011 11:33:54 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Huntress
Acts 12:23

Immediately, because Herod did not give praise to God, an angel of the Lord struck him down, and he was eaten by worms and died.
13 posted on 01/19/2011 11:34:02 AM PST by Scythian
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To: sthguard

Guess there is more than rhetoric coming out of his ass.


14 posted on 01/19/2011 11:34:11 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Scythian

Slims disease perhaps? He could be an immune compromised host accommodating the growth of parasites. So we could be seeing biological socialism of zero’s body.


15 posted on 01/19/2011 11:34:35 AM PST by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est)
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To: Scythian

If this were , it could be cured by now. I’ve gotten some stomach parasites, and they’re dead now. I think.


16 posted on 01/19/2011 11:35:18 AM PST by Jemian (War Eagle! We are the champions!)
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To: Scythian

I believe there were no bathing beach body pictures this year...

Something is up and I think he has an eating disorder.


17 posted on 01/19/2011 11:35:42 AM PST by EBH ( Whether you eat your bread or see it vanish into a looter's stomach, is an absolute.)
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To: Scythian

Barrack has just evolved into a different place on the food chain. Stop the hatin!


18 posted on 01/19/2011 11:36:34 AM PST by Kenton (Just my $0.02 worth...)
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To: Scythian
Homosexuality and Parasites
20 posted on 01/19/2011 11:37:09 AM PST by GourmetDan (Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
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To: Scythian

Obama is a a parasite.


21 posted on 01/19/2011 11:38:00 AM PST by South40 (Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: grumpygresh
Slims disease perhaps?

That's uncalled for.

22 posted on 01/19/2011 11:38:18 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Jubtabulously We Thrive!)
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To: Scythian

BS. He would have been cured by now. He’s just skinny. For sure he smokes tobacco — who knows what else...


23 posted on 01/19/2011 11:38:29 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: Scythian

Parasites in a parasite.


24 posted on 01/19/2011 11:38:57 AM PST by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS= Obama's Mosque, taxes, painful death. Is this what you want?)
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To: EBH

He does have an eating disorder.....Michelle.

“You take another bite of that burger and I’ll land one upside your skinny head!”


26 posted on 01/19/2011 11:39:35 AM PST by Bob Buchholz
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To: Scythian

he’s skinny cause his wife is a parasite, he is in way over his head and realizes that running a country is little harder than giving a teleprompter speach.


27 posted on 01/19/2011 11:39:47 AM PST by sappy
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To: Scythian

he’s skinny cause his wife is a parasite, he is in way over his head and realizes that running a country is little harder than giving a teleprompter speach.


28 posted on 01/19/2011 11:39:51 AM PST by sappy
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To: sthguard
Yeah, parasites avoid Democrats out of professional courtesy.

Plus, parasites don't feed on each other!

29 posted on 01/19/2011 11:41:33 AM PST by varon (Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
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To: sappy

Sushi, a great way to catch parasites, wonder if he ate some in Hawaii ?


30 posted on 01/19/2011 11:41:58 AM PST by Scythian
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To: South40

It’s time to enact the 25th Amendment. Joey Biden can’t be any worse - he won’t last long.

I think Boehner might make a fairly decent prez.


31 posted on 01/19/2011 11:42:23 AM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: Scythian
Maybe it's something he ate.


32 posted on 01/19/2011 11:42:34 AM PST by paulycy (Just be truthful and accurate. Let civility take care of itself.)
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To: Da Coyote

“There are thirty-two ways to write a story, and I’ve used every one, but there is only one plot — things are not as they seem.” — Jim Thompson


33 posted on 01/19/2011 11:42:40 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: Scythian

I was thinking about that same verse. The worms go in, the worms go out.....


34 posted on 01/19/2011 11:44:11 AM PST by stansblugrassgrl (PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
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To: GourmetDan
I LOVE their definition of MSM...
35 posted on 01/19/2011 11:44:22 AM PST by null and void (We are now in day 729 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: paulycy
Wow, that was quick work !!! You'd think he'd notice those but when yer really mowin' down who knows, maybe he order "Dirt and Worms" like my kids like to eat (chocolate ice cream with gummy worms) and somebody gave him the real thing?


36 posted on 01/19/2011 11:44:34 AM PST by Scythian
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To: Scythian

Cocaine or (meth)amphetamine also have the same effect on one’s weight.


37 posted on 01/19/2011 11:44:51 AM PST by WXRGina
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To: Scythian

I do think something weird must be going on, though. Remember all the reports of when he would leave fundraising dinners and eat by himself? Maybe he’s coughing up parasites or something equally gross....


38 posted on 01/19/2011 11:46:12 AM PST by paulycy (Just be truthful and accurate. Let civility take care of itself.)
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To: Scythian

There are some that say that prayers don’t work.


39 posted on 01/19/2011 11:46:18 AM PST by Gator113 (I'm voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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To: Scythian

maybe its nothing..... just the same old crack cocaine


40 posted on 01/19/2011 11:46:48 AM PST by M-cubed
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To: Scythian

He was a scrawny anorexic during the campaign.

Too many cigarettes.


41 posted on 01/19/2011 11:47:14 AM PST by Carley (IDEOLOGY TRUMPS FACTS IN THE LEFT'S QUEST FOR POWER)
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To: Bob Buchholz

Actually I am taking that conclusion from:

U.S. president Barack Obama has also in the past publicly voiced concerns about the habits of their children, saying that Malia had become ‘a little chubby’.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247254/Michelle-Obama-puts-daughters-diet-launching-obesity-campaign-U-S.html#ixzz1BVox7Yju


42 posted on 01/19/2011 11:47:30 AM PST by EBH ( Whether you eat your bread or see it vanish into a looter's stomach, is an absolute.)
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To: Scythian

“I doubt this truth of this article. “

Same here.


43 posted on 01/19/2011 11:54:31 AM PST by MichaelCorleone (Sarah Palin is America's Margaret Thatcher)
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To: GourmetDan

That’s a believable conclusion, I was thinking cocaine over indulgence.


44 posted on 01/19/2011 11:55:03 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Scythian

Obama IS a parasite....sucking the life blood out of the Republic.


45 posted on 01/19/2011 11:55:32 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Scythian

If a parasite is eating a parasite is it a parasite....?


46 posted on 01/19/2011 11:56:09 AM PST by spokeshave (Issa is a self-made man. He was in the military doing bomb disposal, must be pretty fearless.)
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To: Scythian

It is more likely bug demons coming home to Satans’ 1st born..


47 posted on 01/19/2011 11:56:35 AM PST by aces
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

OMG!!!


48 posted on 01/19/2011 11:57:42 AM PST by aces
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To: null and void

I’ll never be able to read that media acronym the same way again... LOL!


49 posted on 01/19/2011 11:58:59 AM PST by GourmetDan (Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
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To: Scythian
Weeeellll...

He is in urgent need to give some of his parasites for his fat as woman isn´t he?

50 posted on 01/19/2011 11:59:46 AM PST by Mayr Fortuna
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