Skip to comments.WHY OBAMA IS SCARY SKINNY (Parasites says Article)
Posted on 01/19/2011 11:29:28 AM PST by Scythian
The real reason behind PRESIDENT OBAMA's shocking weight loss - he's secretly battling stomach parasites, say sources.
The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders.
"Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites under the radar," revealed a close source.
"There had been a public health warning about them in Hawaii when he caught them."
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...
Yeah, parasites avoid Democrats out of professional courtesy.
So do I. Parasites wouldn't touch Obama.
Why? Professional courtesy.
They have been right before. I think.
It’s not stomach parasites, it’s brain parasites.
Problem is, Obama only had three or four operational brain cells to start with, and those ‘cites getting mighty hungry now.
The POTUS has the trotts?!
Stunning - I thought he was all backed up - it was the only reasonable explanation I could come up with.
Ummmm.... I don’t know...
The lavish resorts the President spends MILLIONS of taxpayer dollars to visit, on his numerous vacations - do not have the most basic sanitary considerations? Are Hawaii’s finest vacation resorts really plagued with Parasites? The President of the USA is unable to get medicine to fix this problem?
No one else in the family has similar issues? No one in the Secret Service also infected?
I suspect AIDS.
Oh, and about “doubting the truth...”
Remember Men in Black - which showed us where the truth was. (heh!)
And...given the NYT’s sorry record as of late, methinks that the gossip rags may now have a far better record of accuracy.
Guess there is more than rhetoric coming out of his ass.
Slims disease perhaps? He could be an immune compromised host accommodating the growth of parasites. So we could be seeing biological socialism of zero’s body.
If this were , it could be cured by now. I’ve gotten some stomach parasites, and they’re dead now. I think.
I believe there were no bathing beach body pictures this year...
Something is up and I think he has an eating disorder.
Barrack has just evolved into a different place on the food chain. Stop the hatin!
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