LOLCat Genesis 1

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[grey_whiskers]

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

[grey_whiskers]

Found this while looking for something else, I found it side-splittingly funny. No offense intended.

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

Humor *PING*

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

luv it!

[thatdewd]

[Slings and Arrows]

[Daffynition]

[Daffynition]

It is funny! Thanks for posting!

[TheOldLady]

OMGoodness! This is really going to offend some people, but Hubby and I were LOL! It’s all bookmarked up over here, and we’re ready to peruse it at leisure.

Another great find for the Kitty Ping List.

Actually, if you’re not familiar with Scriptures, it wouldn’t be funny, so it really is for G-d-fearing folk. I hope that they take it in that spirit.

[martin_fierro]

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U can haz graven image. Iz ok.

[paulycy]

U can haz graven image. Iz ok.

lol!

[Yardstick]

*bfl*

[EveningStar]

[Titan Magroyne]

Iz teh c00t! kthnxbai

[TheOldLady]

It’s very funny. Thanks for posting.

[Slings and Arrows]

Actually, if you’re not familiar with Scriptures, it wouldn’t be funny, so it really is for G-d-fearing folk. I hope that they take it in that spirit.

Now I feel better about posting this:

[KosmicKitty]

Okay, that is funny!!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

plz to be postin moar werd of Ceiling Cat, kthxbai

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

U can haz no udder kittehs b4 meh.

[Grammy]

"U can haz graven image. Iz ok."

Very funny bfl.

[TheOldLady]

Awwww. What a heart warmer for a cold and blustery day with snow on the way. Just what I needed, you nice person, you.

[Slings and Arrows]

That almost makes up for the lightning burns.

[TheOldLady]

At least you didn’t post #12. It would have been lightning crispness.

[Slings and Arrows]

[TheOldLady]

No! Not *extra* crispy! No, Slings, NO!

[COBOL2Java]

Have no fear, that’s original recipe. Yum!

[TheOldLady]

What? So it’s okay if Ceiling Cat turns Slings and Arrows into a bucket of KFC so long as it’s original recipe?

But... but... but... he was my FRiend!

[COBOL2Java]

It’s the only one the Colonel made! I was a young pup at 16 making original recipe (this was back when he was still alive). [I know the secret ingredients, but am sworn to secrecy]...

[TheOldLady]

LOL! Chicken dinners at your house must be popular.

I won’t be asking for the secret recipe since I’m allergic to chicken, so I don’t care about it. ;-)

[Slings and Arrows]

I was wondering if anyone would catch that!

[TheOldLady]

Slings! You’re all right. Phew.

[Huntress]

Ping!

[boatbums]

[grey_whiskers]

Thanks!

[Califreak]

“An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet”

LOL!