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LOLCat Genesis 1
lolcatbible.com ^ | teh FURST!!! | unknown

Posted on 02/03/2011 7:57:33 PM PST by grey_whiskers

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

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TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bible; ceilingcat; genesis; icanhazcheeseburger; kittyping; lolcat
Found this while looking for something else, I found it side-splittingly funny. No offense intended.

Cheers!

1 posted on 02/03/2011 7:57:38 PM PST by grey_whiskers
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To: neverdem; SunkenCiv; null and void; Quix; The Comedian; freedumb2003

Humor *PING*


2 posted on 02/03/2011 8:01:04 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

luv it!


3 posted on 02/03/2011 8:02:24 PM PST by MissDairyGoodnessVT
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To: grey_whiskers
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4 posted on 02/03/2011 9:09:43 PM PST by thatdewd
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To: grey_whiskers; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...

5 posted on 02/28/2011 12:31:38 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

6 posted on 02/28/2011 2:17:47 AM PST by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: grey_whiskers
It is funny! Thanks for posting!


7 posted on 02/28/2011 2:20:53 AM PST by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: Slings and Arrows

OMGoodness! This is really going to offend some people, but Hubby and I were LOL! It’s all bookmarked up over here, and we’re ready to peruse it at leisure.

Another great find for the Kitty Ping List.

Actually, if you’re not familiar with Scriptures, it wouldn’t be funny, so it really is for G-d-fearing folk. I hope that they take it in that spirit.


8 posted on 02/28/2011 6:44:11 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR
>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

U can haz graven image. Iz ok.

9 posted on 02/28/2011 7:33:41 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
U can haz graven image. Iz ok.

lol!

10 posted on 02/28/2011 7:38:25 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: grey_whiskers

*bfl*


11 posted on 02/28/2011 7:39:33 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: grey_whiskers
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12 posted on 02/28/2011 7:50:04 AM PST by EveningStar (Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Iz teh c00t! kthnxbai


13 posted on 02/28/2011 7:51:25 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: grey_whiskers

It’s very funny. Thanks for posting.


14 posted on 02/28/2011 8:04:45 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
Actually, if you’re not familiar with Scriptures, it wouldn’t be funny, so it really is for G-d-fearing folk. I hope that they take it in that spirit.

Now I feel better about posting this:


15 posted on 02/28/2011 8:29:51 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: EveningStar

Okay, that is funny!!


16 posted on 02/28/2011 8:44:28 AM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: grey_whiskers

plz to be postin moar werd of Ceiling Cat, kthxbai


17 posted on 02/28/2011 8:54:41 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Irritating a libtard is fun, and requires very little imagination.)
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To: martin_fierro

U can haz no udder kittehs b4 meh.


18 posted on 02/28/2011 8:56:40 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Irritating a libtard is fun, and requires very little imagination.)
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To: martin_fierro
"U can haz graven image. Iz ok."

Very funny bfl.

19 posted on 02/28/2011 10:15:54 AM PST by Grammy
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To: Slings and Arrows

Awwww. What a heart warmer for a cold and blustery day with snow on the way. Just what I needed, you nice person, you.


20 posted on 02/28/2011 10:24:36 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

That almost makes up for the lightning burns.


21 posted on 02/28/2011 10:49:26 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

At least you didn’t post #12. It would have been lightning crispness.


22 posted on 02/28/2011 10:52:49 AM PST by TheOldLady
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23 posted on 02/28/2011 1:52:16 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

No! Not *extra* crispy! No, Slings, NO!


24 posted on 02/28/2011 2:36:33 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Have no fear, that’s original recipe. Yum!


25 posted on 02/28/2011 4:20:53 PM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: COBOL2Java; Slings and Arrows

What? So it’s okay if Ceiling Cat turns Slings and Arrows into a bucket of KFC so long as it’s original recipe?

But... but... but... he was my FRiend!


26 posted on 02/28/2011 4:24:31 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

It’s the only one the Colonel made! I was a young pup at 16 making original recipe (this was back when he was still alive). [I know the secret ingredients, but am sworn to secrecy]...


27 posted on 02/28/2011 4:30:35 PM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: COBOL2Java

LOL! Chicken dinners at your house must be popular.

I won’t be asking for the secret recipe since I’m allergic to chicken, so I don’t care about it. ;-)


28 posted on 02/28/2011 4:35:41 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: COBOL2Java; TheOldLady

I was wondering if anyone would catch that!


29 posted on 02/28/2011 5:57:44 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Slings! You’re all right. Phew.


30 posted on 02/28/2011 6:13:08 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Mercat

Ping!


31 posted on 02/28/2011 9:49:38 PM PST by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: grey_whiskers

32 posted on 03/01/2011 3:16:37 PM PST by boatbums (God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to him.)
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To: boatbums

Thanks!


33 posted on 03/01/2011 9:35:12 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet”

LOL!


34 posted on 03/02/2011 7:25:21 AM PST by Califreak (Soros is the root of all evil)
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