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Posted on 02/03/2011 7:57:33 PM PST by grey_whiskers
Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
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TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bible; ceilingcat; genesis; icanhazcheeseburger; kittyping; lolcat
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Found this while looking for something else, I found it side-splittingly funny. No offense intended.
Cheers!
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posted on
02/03/2011 8:01:04 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
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posted on
02/03/2011 9:09:43 PM PST
by
thatdewd
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posted on
02/28/2011 12:31:38 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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posted on
02/28/2011 2:17:47 AM PST
by
Daffynition
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To: grey_whiskers
It is funny! Thanks for posting!
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posted on
02/28/2011 2:20:53 AM PST
by
Daffynition
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To: Slings and Arrows
OMGoodness! This is really going to offend some people, but Hubby and I were LOL! It’s all bookmarked up over here, and we’re ready to peruse it at leisure.
Another great find for the Kitty Ping List.
Actually, if you’re not familiar with Scriptures, it wouldn’t be funny, so it really is for G-d-fearing folk. I hope that they take it in that spirit.
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U can haz graven image. Iz ok.
To: martin_fierro
U can haz graven image. Iz ok. lol!
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posted on
02/28/2011 7:38:25 AM PST
by
paulycy
(Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
02/28/2011 7:50:04 AM PST
by
EveningStar
(Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
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posted on
02/28/2011 7:51:25 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: grey_whiskers
It’s very funny. Thanks for posting.
To: TheOldLady
Actually, if you’re not familiar with Scriptures, it wouldn’t be funny, so it really is for G-d-fearing folk. I hope that they take it in that spirit.Now I feel better about posting this:
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posted on
02/28/2011 8:29:51 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: EveningStar
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posted on
02/28/2011 8:44:28 AM PST
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: grey_whiskers
plz to be postin moar werd of Ceiling Cat, kthxbai
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posted on
02/28/2011 8:54:41 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Irritating a libtard is fun, and requires very little imagination.)
To: martin_fierro
U can haz no udder kittehs b4 meh.
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posted on
02/28/2011 8:56:40 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Irritating a libtard is fun, and requires very little imagination.)
To: martin_fierro
"U can haz graven image. Iz ok." Very funny bfl.
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posted on
02/28/2011 10:15:54 AM PST
by
Grammy
To: Slings and Arrows
Awwww. What a heart warmer for a cold and blustery day with snow on the way. Just what I needed, you nice person, you.
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