Semen Found in Womans Free Yogurt Sample at Grocery Store
A 28-year-old woman was shopping with her daughter in the cereal aisle at a grocery store when she was approached by a man who offered her a sample of yogurt. After accepting the mans yogurt sample, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted gross and disgusting and spit it out because she said it tasted like semen. (WOW!)
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In a handwritten statement, the woman said, I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset. The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.
The woman paid for her groceries and returned home, where she told her boyfriend about the incident. She told of how Garcia had just come with one sample just for me, and that he was so pushy to tell me how taste it. The woman and her boyfriend eventually returned to the market, where they summoned police.
When questioned by cops, an extremely nervous Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt container, which he admitted discarding in a trash compactor after the woman complained about the samples taste. An Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson said today that blood and DNA samples have been collected from the incarcerated Garcia, and that results from lab tests are expected later this week.
And didn’t ol’ Jesse Jackson once brag about spitting in white people’s salads?
There’s a horrible yogurt-like beverage in Turkey that tastes the way this yogurt is described.
“...and spit it out because she said it tasted like semen. “
She should get on “Name That Tune,” I bet she’d do well.
I wonder how old the daughter was and what questions she asked on the way home...
We used to shop at that store when we lived in New Mexico. They had great coffee.
An update - the sample was confirmed to be from the store employee (he was arrested in January for failing to show on child molestation charges).
I shop at this market (good selection of produce). I don't recognize the guy, but I don't spend a lot of time there (too many loony libs there). Apparently, according to earlier reports, the guy actually pointed the lady out to other employees and, for lack of a better word, stalked her in the store to get her to taste the stuff.