You could not provoke me to say anything like cutting my children’s heads off and mailing them. You couldn’t do it. Never. Dads never talk like that.
I was trying to get my 18 month old to clap, then I finally told her: Clap or I’m going to cut your head off, put in a box and mail it to Charlie Sheen!
And then my wife totally freaked out. I mean totally. I’m still hiding.
It was a joke - i would never do that. Please!
Well, I know you wouldn’t say that, but I know Charlie Sheen would, and did.