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1 posted on 03/04/2011 4:02:32 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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Earlier amd earlier!


2 posted on 03/04/2011 4:03:16 AM PST by eCSMaster (2012 - End of an error)
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3??? Woo hoo


3 posted on 03/04/2011 4:04:35 AM PST by goseminoles
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...


Boom. WINNING!! Duh!

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Freakin Hilarious...Jimmy Kimmel combines out of control Charlie Sheen with another one of his favorite Charlies, Charlie Brown. Winning.

4 posted on 03/04/2011 4:08:12 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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IBTP Top 5


5 posted on 03/04/2011 4:10:58 AM PST by Dacula (Proud husband of a Breast Cancer survivor.)
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First 10?


9 posted on 03/04/2011 4:22:31 AM PST by CPOSharky (After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.)
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10?


10 posted on 03/04/2011 4:28:37 AM PST by JRios1968 (Laz would hit it!)
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Photobucket DUH, I'm still winning I've still got this.
11 posted on 03/04/2011 4:32:43 AM PST by RetSignman ("It's about saving our Republic, STUPID")
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13 posted on 03/04/2011 4:36:24 AM PST by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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TOOP 15!


15 posted on 03/04/2011 4:46:47 AM PST by Monkey Face (I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
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Talked to Charlie’s doctor the other day...

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that’s it... Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they
take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.
Beer also made of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two
bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they
permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be
doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good
food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me...

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.


17 posted on 03/04/2011 4:49:48 AM PST by CPOSharky (After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.)
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18 posted on 03/04/2011 4:57:02 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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oh boy, it’s Friday, it’s silly, and thank you!


20 posted on 03/04/2011 5:34:58 AM PST by holly go-rightly
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21 posted on 03/04/2011 5:37:35 AM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!)
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Top 20!


23 posted on 03/04/2011 5:49:38 AM PST by Ro_Thunder (I sure hope there is a New Morning in America soon. All this hope and change is leaving me depressed)
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25 posted on 03/04/2011 6:48:25 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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From the email today!


Subject: FW: President’s Day

President’s Day

I was eating lunch today with my 10 year old grandson.

When his mom asked him,”What is tomorrow?”

He said, “It’s President’s Day.”

She asked, “What does that mean?”

I was waiting for something profound...

He said, “President’s Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment.”

I almost snorted my iced tea.


26 posted on 03/04/2011 6:48:25 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
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27 posted on 03/04/2011 6:49:07 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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Just what kind of office do YOU have... HMMM ?

28 posted on 03/04/2011 6:51:30 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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I’ve seen it before but it’s still funny

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t
honked, I’d never have noticed..

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of
God!’

‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! ;
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma


29 posted on 03/04/2011 6:52:52 AM PST by sunny48
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In late but still TGIF!!!!


30 posted on 03/04/2011 6:57:42 AM PST by Currentriverrat (Stop cap and trade fraud.)
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