A guy was eating lunch today with his 10-year-old grandson when his mom asked him, “What is tomorrow?” He said, “It’s President’s Day.”
She asked, “What does that mean?” ... I was waiting for something profound...
He said, “President’s Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment.”
ROFL, I aready stole that one from Arrowhead