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Police: Ga. Man Hid Chicken In His Pants
Associated Press ^ | March 3, 2011

Posted on 03/04/2011 1:53:53 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY

ROME, Ga. -- Authorities said a north Georgia man was arrested after police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart without paying for the items.

Police said the man left the store through its Garden Center with the items in his pants on Tuesday afternoon.

(Excerpt) Read more at wsbtv.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: georgia; napl; thief; walmart
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1 posted on 03/04/2011 1:53:59 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Is that a chicken in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”


2 posted on 03/04/2011 1:54:49 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Free ThinkerNY

This is just way too easy.


3 posted on 03/04/2011 1:56:26 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Clearly the effects of the recession is taking hold. There is no way that he would do this if he was not desperate. I know that kids steal things that are insignificant sometimes but those items are not your normal shoplifting ones.


4 posted on 03/04/2011 1:56:51 PM PST by napscoordinator
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To: dfwgator

Glad it was not alive....it could have been pecking his pe......


5 posted on 03/04/2011 1:57:00 PM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Is that a chicken in your pants or just your pecker.


6 posted on 03/04/2011 1:57:26 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Yeah, nobody's gonna notice that.....

And what's truly horrifying, is the thought that perhaps he's one of those guys where it would actually be difficult to notice...

7 posted on 03/04/2011 1:58:04 PM PST by r9etb
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To: Free ThinkerNY

And the jokes just write themselves...


8 posted on 03/04/2011 1:58:05 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did anyone else think it was a live chicken?


9 posted on 03/04/2011 1:58:06 PM PST by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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To: lastchance

hides head in shame...


10 posted on 03/04/2011 1:59:05 PM PST by jacquej
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; null and void

Somehow, somewhere, somebody inspired this for laughs.


11 posted on 03/04/2011 1:59:31 PM PST by Darksheare (Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

the mouth guard was on the chicken, right ?


12 posted on 03/04/2011 2:00:20 PM PST by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: lastchance
Wonder if it laid eggs?


13 posted on 03/04/2011 2:01:44 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: kingattax

“the mouth guard was on the chicken, right ?”

Lord, I hope so - yeeeouch!

Colonel, USAFR


14 posted on 03/04/2011 2:02:00 PM PST by jagusafr ("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

For some reason, the word “python” comes to mind.


15 posted on 03/04/2011 2:02:23 PM PST by Signalman
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To: lastchance
Did anyone else think it was a live chicken?

I was hoping, anyway. Sorta like those drunken Englishmen who see who can keep ferrets in their pants for the longest.

16 posted on 03/04/2011 2:03:28 PM PST by r9etb
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To: Free ThinkerNY
First question...

Was it a hen or a...?

17 posted on 03/04/2011 2:03:43 PM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Was he trying to choke it?


18 posted on 03/04/2011 2:04:25 PM PST by PSYCHO-FREEP (Patriotic by Proxy! (Cause I'm a nutcase and it's someone Else's' fault!....))
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To: dfwgator

Waiting for youtube: A Man, A Cooked Chicken, Toothbrushes and a Mouth Guard.

Too weird for me.


19 posted on 03/04/2011 2:04:47 PM PST by WestwardHo (Whom the gods would destroy, they first drive mad.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did he choke the ...

Oh, forget it.


20 posted on 03/04/2011 2:05:08 PM PST by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: Darksheare

I note that no one has asked if it was a co.., uh, I mean rooster...


21 posted on 03/04/2011 2:05:13 PM PST by null and void (We are now in day 773 of our national holiday from reality. - tic. tic. tic. It's almost 3 AM)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

22 posted on 03/04/2011 2:05:46 PM PST by RedMDer (Stimulus... hasn't stimulated ANYTHING but The TEA PARTY!!! - Sarah Palin)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I wonder who the second toothbrush was for.

Just yuck.


23 posted on 03/04/2011 2:06:21 PM PST by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: dfwgator

A chicken in his pants?

Why I have a co...

No. Better not finish that thought.


24 posted on 03/04/2011 2:06:38 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: lastchance

“Did anyone else think it was a live chicken?”

Then at least he could have claimed it was trying to defect.


25 posted on 03/04/2011 2:07:48 PM PST by PLMerite (Thanks for fixing the clock.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The rotisserie chicken I see in stores are too hot to handle. Wonder how he managed a hot chick like that?


26 posted on 03/04/2011 2:10:16 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Free ThinkerNY
police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants

Sounds like someone is going to a Party!

27 posted on 03/04/2011 2:11:11 PM PST by PGR88 (I'm so open-minded my brains fell out)
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To: cripplecreek

Lol!


28 posted on 03/04/2011 2:11:59 PM PST by almost done by half
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To: Free ThinkerNY

29 posted on 03/04/2011 2:12:19 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: dfwgator

LMAO! My first thoughts, exactly.


30 posted on 03/04/2011 2:13:48 PM PST by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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To: Free ThinkerNY
....a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings...

What?...no cole-slaw and mash potatoes? What the hell's the matter with him?

31 posted on 03/04/2011 2:17:37 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Did he choke it first?


32 posted on 03/04/2011 2:17:48 PM PST by RockinRight (if the choice is between Crazy and Commie, I choose Crazy.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

No waffles???


33 posted on 03/04/2011 2:21:28 PM PST by RoseyT
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To: dfwgator

I think the line is...
“...yes, but this one was eating my popcorn.”


34 posted on 03/04/2011 2:24:54 PM PST by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

A package of frozen waffles would have a) cooled off the ~~~hot~~~ rotisserie chicken quite nicely and b) gone really well with the chicken.


35 posted on 03/04/2011 2:25:09 PM PST by Joy in the Journey (is not the lazy man's checkbook)
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To: IrishCatholic

perhaps he wanted it to sit on his eggs.


36 posted on 03/04/2011 3:01:40 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Maybe he was trying to keep it warm until he got home?


37 posted on 03/04/2011 3:06:04 PM PST by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
They ALWAYS leave thru the garden center.
38 posted on 03/04/2011 3:06:05 PM PST by Domangart
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To: illiac

Rotissere chicken usually a little warm for inside pants???


39 posted on 03/04/2011 3:15:04 PM PST by jennings2004 (Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

What, no potato salad?


40 posted on 03/04/2011 3:25:43 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Green Bay Packers - SuperBowl 45 champs)
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To: PGR88

Ha ha... his name is Joseph LEE Stringer. Another criminal with “Lee” or “Wayne” as the middle name.


41 posted on 03/04/2011 3:27:38 PM PST by boop ("Let's just say they'll be satisfied with LESS"... Ming the Merciless)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Let me guess: The good news for him was he had enough room to stuff all that crap in there. The bad news was he got caught because it was heavy enough that it pulled his pants down.


42 posted on 03/04/2011 3:35:36 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: IrishCatholic

Proud of you! 34th post before someone got the line right.


43 posted on 03/04/2011 3:37:34 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: IrishCatholic

Proud of you! 34th post before someone got the line right.


44 posted on 03/04/2011 3:37:34 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Tase him Jones! Tase him! I was frisking him, and there’s a Rhode Island Red in his shorts!”


45 posted on 03/04/2011 3:49:57 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Big deal. They put goats down their pants at Berkley.


46 posted on 03/04/2011 3:51:35 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Another sex-toy class dropout from Northwestern U.


47 posted on 03/04/2011 3:52:26 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer.")
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To: Free ThinkerNY; a fool in paradise; JoeProBono

Is that a cockarel in your pants or are you glad to see me?


48 posted on 03/04/2011 3:54:17 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Well, after having had time here in the N GA mountains to peruse the lower-spectrum customers in our new WalMart, I totally believe this and actually think that for some of the fatasses there, that's not too far of a stretch (in their stretch pants).....

Hell, half the time there is a waiting line for the fat ass carts!

49 posted on 03/04/2011 3:54:35 PM PST by Gaffer
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The first rule of Cockfight Club is you don’t talk about Cockfight Club.


50 posted on 03/04/2011 4:01:36 PM PST by rfp1234 (Le Parti du The'. Ne marchez pas sur moi!)
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