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Police: Ga. Man Hid Chicken In His Pants
Associated Press ^ | March 3, 2011

Posted on 03/04/2011 1:53:53 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY

ROME, Ga. -- Authorities said a north Georgia man was arrested after police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart without paying for the items.

Police said the man left the store through its Garden Center with the items in his pants on Tuesday afternoon.

(Excerpt) Read more at wsbtv.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: georgia; napl; thief; walmart
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1 posted on 03/04/2011 1:53:59 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Is that a chicken in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”


2 posted on 03/04/2011 1:54:49 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Free ThinkerNY

This is just way too easy.


3 posted on 03/04/2011 1:56:26 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Clearly the effects of the recession is taking hold. There is no way that he would do this if he was not desperate. I know that kids steal things that are insignificant sometimes but those items are not your normal shoplifting ones.


4 posted on 03/04/2011 1:56:51 PM PST by napscoordinator
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To: dfwgator

Glad it was not alive....it could have been pecking his pe......


5 posted on 03/04/2011 1:57:00 PM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Is that a chicken in your pants or just your pecker.


6 posted on 03/04/2011 1:57:26 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Yeah, nobody's gonna notice that.....

And what's truly horrifying, is the thought that perhaps he's one of those guys where it would actually be difficult to notice...

7 posted on 03/04/2011 1:58:04 PM PST by r9etb
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To: Free ThinkerNY

And the jokes just write themselves...


8 posted on 03/04/2011 1:58:05 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did anyone else think it was a live chicken?


9 posted on 03/04/2011 1:58:06 PM PST by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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To: lastchance

hides head in shame...


10 posted on 03/04/2011 1:59:05 PM PST by jacquej
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; null and void

Somehow, somewhere, somebody inspired this for laughs.


11 posted on 03/04/2011 1:59:31 PM PST by Darksheare (Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

the mouth guard was on the chicken, right ?


12 posted on 03/04/2011 2:00:20 PM PST by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: lastchance
Wonder if it laid eggs?


13 posted on 03/04/2011 2:01:44 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: kingattax

“the mouth guard was on the chicken, right ?”

Lord, I hope so - yeeeouch!

Colonel, USAFR


14 posted on 03/04/2011 2:02:00 PM PST by jagusafr ("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

For some reason, the word “python” comes to mind.


15 posted on 03/04/2011 2:02:23 PM PST by Signalman
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To: lastchance
Did anyone else think it was a live chicken?

I was hoping, anyway. Sorta like those drunken Englishmen who see who can keep ferrets in their pants for the longest.

16 posted on 03/04/2011 2:03:28 PM PST by r9etb
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To: Free ThinkerNY
First question...

Was it a hen or a...?

17 posted on 03/04/2011 2:03:43 PM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Was he trying to choke it?


18 posted on 03/04/2011 2:04:25 PM PST by PSYCHO-FREEP (Patriotic by Proxy! (Cause I'm a nutcase and it's someone Else's' fault!....))
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To: dfwgator

Waiting for youtube: A Man, A Cooked Chicken, Toothbrushes and a Mouth Guard.

Too weird for me.


19 posted on 03/04/2011 2:04:47 PM PST by WestwardHo (Whom the gods would destroy, they first drive mad.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did he choke the ...

Oh, forget it.


20 posted on 03/04/2011 2:05:08 PM PST by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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