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Police: Ga. Man Hid Chicken In His Pants
Associated Press ^
| March 3, 2011
Posted on 03/04/2011 1:53:53 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
ROME, Ga. -- Authorities said a north Georgia man was arrested after police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart without paying for the items.
Police said the man left the store through its Garden Center with the items in his pants on Tuesday afternoon.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: georgia; napl; thief; walmart
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To: Darksheare
I note that no one has asked if it was a co.., uh, I mean rooster...
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:05:13 PM PST
by
null and void
(We are now in day 773 of our national holiday from reality. - tic. tic. tic. It's almost 3 AM)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:05:46 PM PST
by
RedMDer
(Stimulus... hasn't stimulated ANYTHING but The TEA PARTY!!! - Sarah Palin)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I wonder who the second toothbrush was for.
Just yuck.
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:06:21 PM PST
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
To: dfwgator
A chicken in his pants?
Why I have a co...
No. Better not finish that thought.
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:06:38 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
To: lastchance
“Did anyone else think it was a live chicken?”
Then at least he could have claimed it was trying to defect.
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:07:48 PM PST
by
PLMerite
(Thanks for fixing the clock.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
The rotisserie chicken I see in stores are too hot to handle. Wonder how he managed a hot chick like that?
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:10:16 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: Free ThinkerNY
police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants Sounds like someone is going to a Party!
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:11:11 PM PST
by
PGR88
(I'm so open-minded my brains fell out)
To: cripplecreek
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: dfwgator
LMAO! My first thoughts, exactly.
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:13:48 PM PST
by
Panzerlied
("We shall never surrender!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
....a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings...What?...no cole-slaw and mash potatoes? What the hell's the matter with him?
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:17:37 PM PST
by
RckyRaCoCo
(I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Did he choke it first?
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:17:48 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(if the choice is between Crazy and Commie, I choose Crazy.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:21:28 PM PST
by
RoseyT
To: dfwgator
I think the line is...
“...yes, but this one was eating my popcorn.”
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:24:54 PM PST
by
IrishCatholic
(No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
A package of frozen waffles would have a) cooled off the ~~~hot~~~ rotisserie chicken quite nicely and b) gone really well with the chicken.
To: IrishCatholic
perhaps he wanted it to sit on his eggs.
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posted on
03/04/2011 3:01:40 PM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Maybe he was trying to keep it warm until he got home?
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posted on
03/04/2011 3:06:04 PM PST
by
Delta Dawn
(The whole truth.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
They ALWAYS leave thru the garden center.
To: illiac
Rotissere chicken usually a little warm for inside pants???
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posted on
03/04/2011 3:15:04 PM PST
by
jennings2004
(Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
To: Free ThinkerNY
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