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Home / news / Monkey in woman's bra makes waves at Amherst courthouse
WSLS-TV ^ | March 10, 2010 | WSLS

Posted on 03/10/2011 12:49:44 PM PST by Beaten Valve

Authorities said a woman entered the Amherst County courthouse this morning with a tiny monkey tucked into her bra, dressed in diapers and a white dress with pink flowers.

The woman was not identified, but officials confirmed the incident — from Commonwealth’s Attorney Stephanie Maddox to deputies who were working in the courthouse.

“You couldn’t make up something like this,” Maddox said.

The woman had arrived for a hearing in Juvenile and Domestic Relations court, officials said.

They had no idea that she had the monkey — a female named “Kara” — until she went into an office to fill out routine, court-related paperwork.

When the woman referred to a daughter, a puzzled official asked where the daughter was. That’s when she pulled the monkey, only inches tall, out of her bra.

She referred to it as “her daughter,” said she had purchased it on eBay and that she had the creature’s clothes specially made in West Virginia.

Court officials were stunned when tiny Kara moved her head, waving a hand and began gnawing on the dress.

One official asked why the woman had the monkey in her bra and quoted her as saying, “Well, would you leave your child at home? She has to be close to me.”

Asked who let the monkey through the metal detector, a deputy quipped: “It wasn’t armed.”


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bra; courthouse; headlines; monkey; napl; thingsinpants
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To: dfwgator

I need that graphic.


21 posted on 03/10/2011 1:21:01 PM PST by rlmorel (How to relate to Liberals? Take a Conservative, remove all responsibility...logic...)
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To: Beaten Valve

TTIUWOP


22 posted on 03/10/2011 1:26:12 PM PST by frithguild (The Democrat Party Brand - Big Government protecting Entrenched Interests from Competition)
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To: forgotten man

Maybe a Macaca?


23 posted on 03/10/2011 1:28:19 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: Iron Munro

I remember when I was in 3rd grade I ordered an ant farm with ants.

When the package came, I opened it and saw the ants were in a tube-like container. I opened it and saw that the ants were motionless and non-reactive. I assumed they had died in shipment, so I dumped them out on the sidewalk and stomped on them in anger.

I probably should have read the instructions first.


24 posted on 03/10/2011 1:35:04 PM PST by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

I was tempted to hit “abuse” on you just for the fun of it... :)


25 posted on 03/10/2011 1:37:19 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not sure why, but I think this warrants a not-a-ping...


26 posted on 03/10/2011 1:51:30 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable. -Albert Brooks)
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Is that a monkey in your bra?..or are you just happy to see me?


27 posted on 03/10/2011 1:53:12 PM PST by razbinn (I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,and to the republic for which it ...)
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To: Beaten Valve

So was the woman wearing a monkey stuffed in her underclothes, or was the monkey wearing a woman’s bra?

I need to know for the “things in pants” keyword PING list. May need to start a whole new classification.


28 posted on 03/10/2011 1:53:41 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable. -Albert Brooks)
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To: Beaten Valve; JoeProBono
Asked who let the monkey through the metal detector, a deputy quipped: “It wasn’t armed.”

Translation: "It's not my job."

29 posted on 03/10/2011 1:56:07 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable. -Albert Brooks)
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To: a fool in paradise

I applaud the deputy for not exceeding his authority.


30 posted on 03/10/2011 2:24:07 PM PST by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Did she spank it?


31 posted on 03/10/2011 2:57:00 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: DaxtonBrown

We’ll never know.


32 posted on 03/10/2011 3:37:59 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: muir_redwoods

>This is just more evidence that folks shouldn’t drink out of puddles<

ROFL!!


33 posted on 03/10/2011 3:43:55 PM PST by bootless (Never Forget. Never Again. (PursuingLiberty.com))
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To: Iron Munro

I got my X-ray glasses from them, I think.


34 posted on 03/10/2011 5:15:09 PM PST by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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To: Beaten Valve

The monkey and the woman will milk this story for all it’s worth.


35 posted on 03/11/2011 1:22:56 PM PST by rfp1234 (Le Parti du The'. Ne marchez pas sur moi!)
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To: reagan_fanatic

All right monkey. Spread 'em!


36 posted on 03/12/2011 10:08:10 AM PST by smokingfrog ( BORN free - taxed to DEATH (and beyond) ...)
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To: savedbygrace
I dumped them out on the sidewalk and stomped on them in anger. I probably should have read the instructions first.

No, that's the proper way to kill ants.....It beats a magnifying glass and frying them one at a time.

37 posted on 03/12/2011 10:13:56 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Oh Magoo, you've done it again.....)
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To: Hot Tabasco

HA!

But I really wanted to see those suckers running around in the ant farm.


38 posted on 03/12/2011 10:15:35 AM PST by savedbygrace (But God.)
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