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Scranton woman hides heroin, money, loose change in herself
The Times-Tribune (Scranton PA) ^ | 3/17/2011 | DENIS J. O'MALLEY

Posted on 03/17/2011 8:16:03 PM PDT by Born Conservative

After crashing her car Sunday, police said a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location.

According to a criminal complaint:

Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.

After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.

After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas' jacket.

But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.

After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: heroin; hidingplace; karinmackaliunas; libertarians; medicalmarijuana
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1 posted on 03/17/2011 8:16:08 PM PDT by Born Conservative
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To: Born Conservative

Wow thats a big snatch


2 posted on 03/17/2011 8:18:24 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom!!! <sarc>)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh no.....


3 posted on 03/17/2011 8:18:57 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Born Conservative

TTIWWP!

(Just kidding)!


4 posted on 03/17/2011 8:20:11 PM PDT by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist!)
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To: Allegra; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; GQuagmire; IYAS9YAS; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

☆★☢☣☠☹♂

5 posted on 03/17/2011 8:20:53 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Born Conservative

cuffed and stuffed?


6 posted on 03/17/2011 8:22:02 PM PDT by voteNRA (A citizenry armed with rifles simply cannot be tyrannized)
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To: Born Conservative
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

She originally started out with 10 of the prescription pills. I guess we know why she needed to take 1.5

7 posted on 03/17/2011 8:23:47 PM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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To: mozarky2

During my interrogation my jailer found in me, 3 french horns, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree!


8 posted on 03/17/2011 8:26:26 PM PDT by outhousepatrol
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To: martin_fierro

Just Damn!!


9 posted on 03/17/2011 8:27:05 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: al baby
Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn

Snatch and grab operation.

10 posted on 03/17/2011 8:27:40 PM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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To: al baby
> Wow thats a big snatch

There ain't a tampon in the world that'll fit that.

You have to wonder what her boyfriend... no, nevermind. Throwing a hotdog down a hallway doesn't even come close.

11 posted on 03/17/2011 8:27:48 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Born Conservative

A woman is hiding a bananna.

We’ll find out where in a minute.

-Family Guy


12 posted on 03/17/2011 8:30:07 PM PDT by Tzimisce (Never forget that the American Revolution began when the British tried to disarm the colonists.)
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To: martin_fierro

Glad it’s a lamp.....’cause I wouldn’t want to know what’s going on with that left leg.


13 posted on 03/17/2011 8:30:07 PM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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To: Born Conservative
told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

First I look at the purse ~

14 posted on 03/17/2011 8:30:48 PM PDT by csvset
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To: Perdogg; GOPsterinMA

Um... ping ?


15 posted on 03/17/2011 8:33:10 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: Born Conservative
a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location

She could always establish her own place of business and call it the Packmore Inn. Seems to me it would always be open.

16 posted on 03/17/2011 8:34:14 PM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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To: outhousepatrol

Ah, you win. I only had five golden rings


17 posted on 03/17/2011 8:36:40 PM PDT by Bronzy (We Remembered In November.)
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To: Born Conservative
Photobucket I remember an old joke that the punchline was," Help me find my keys... And we'll drive out of here." And,"Lady... It's a vagina, not a clown car."
18 posted on 03/17/2011 8:41:30 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: Born Conservative

19 posted on 03/17/2011 8:44:49 PM PDT by Krankor (And he's oh, so good, And he's oh, so fine, And he's oh, so healthy, In his body and his mind)
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To: edpc
Glad it’s a lamp.....’cause I wouldn’t want to know what’s going on with that left leg.

Tattoo?

20 posted on 03/17/2011 8:47:12 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Born Conservative; Slings and Arrows
.................. FRegards
21 posted on 03/17/2011 8:47:55 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms .................. FRegards)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; Perdogg

Now that’s what I call a classy chick...

God help us!


22 posted on 03/17/2011 9:00:57 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Some men DO just want to watch the world burn.)
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To: baddog 219

...And “What are you trying to do, get your b*lls inside too?” - “No, I’m trying to get ‘em out”.....


23 posted on 03/17/2011 9:04:11 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: Born Conservative

Loose change?


24 posted on 03/17/2011 9:10:46 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Born Conservative

Love the comments posted at the newspaper link:

“I’m missing my baseball glove. I wonder if she has it?”

“I think she swiped one of our kegs from a clambake last year! “Look ma! No hands!”.... she did a deep knee bend over it and off went our keg! Must have awesome kegel muscles!”

“I did just here they discovered the lost city of Atlantis!”

“That money might be in your pocket right now!!! YUKKY!!!!”

..... Only in Joe Biden’s home town!!!!!


25 posted on 03/17/2011 9:11:52 PM PDT by tired&retired
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To: dayglored

DoH!


26 posted on 03/17/2011 9:13:12 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: tired&retired

Oh.... wasn’t Hillary Clinton from that area too?


27 posted on 03/17/2011 9:14:04 PM PDT by tired&retired
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To: edpc

OMG LOL


28 posted on 03/17/2011 9:14:08 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: tired&retired
"Here is your change"


29 posted on 03/17/2011 9:19:27 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Born Conservative

I knew she Dunmore than robbed that inn!


30 posted on 03/17/2011 9:20:47 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (Don't wish doom on your enemies. Plan it.)
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To: tired&retired; mylife; martin_fierro; al baby; Born Conservative
> “I did just here they discovered the lost city of Atlantis!”

Just sayin'...


31 posted on 03/17/2011 9:22:02 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Born Conservative
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and

Yikes, you could've driven a truck in there!

32 posted on 03/17/2011 9:23:19 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: Born Conservative; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with . . .

Tamponing with evidence.

33 posted on 03/17/2011 9:23:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eeewwww!)
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To: grey_whiskers

Re “what’s going on with that left leg”. Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann’s tongue, that’s what.


34 posted on 03/17/2011 9:24:17 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: SIDENET
> Yikes, you could've driven a truck in there!

And turned it around without a K-turn, and driven out again...

35 posted on 03/17/2011 9:25:33 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Born Conservative; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

Up to that point, her lips were sealed.

36 posted on 03/17/2011 9:27:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eeewwww!)
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To: dayglored

RE “Throwing a hotdog down a hallway doesn’t even come close.”

How about one of them 2 foot-long Hebrew National kosher salamis? Now that’s what I call a “salami”.

Did that picture of a lamp say “CLAM DOWN”? I didn’t know clams had “down”.


37 posted on 03/17/2011 9:27:55 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: dayglored

RE “Throwing a hotdog down a hallway doesn’t even come close.”

How about one of them 2 foot-long Hebrew National kosher salamis? Now that’s what I call a “salami”.

Did that picture of a lamp say “CLAM DOWN”? I didn’t know clams had “down”.


38 posted on 03/17/2011 9:28:07 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Charles Henrickson

It’s a good thing that this article had no pics of her!!!!


39 posted on 03/17/2011 9:31:16 PM PDT by tired&retired
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To: Born Conservative; mikrofon; martin_fierro
a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn

She Dunmore Inn, alright.

40 posted on 03/17/2011 9:32:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eeewwww!)
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To: tired&retired; Lazamataz; mikrofon; martin_fierro
It’s a good thing that this article had no pics of her!!!!

Actually, I'm thinking Laz might hit it--although, if he did, things might pop out! Sort of a Pennsylvania Paraphernalia Piñata!


41 posted on 03/17/2011 9:39:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eeewwww!)
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To: tired&retired; Lazamataz; mikrofon; martin_fierro

"Hey, Joe Biden, they call me the Home Depot of Scranton PA!"

42 posted on 03/17/2011 9:42:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eeewwww!)
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To: martin_fierro; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; edpc; al baby; grey_whiskers; ...
About that "lamp" of yours...

http://static.black-frames.net/images/the-lamp.jpg

43 posted on 03/17/2011 9:43:54 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: baddog 219

or this punch line:

i dont know who the guys on the left and right are, but thats willie nelson in the middle


44 posted on 03/17/2011 9:46:07 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: Charles Henrickson

Or is this her?

https://profiles.google.com/Babydollxo24#Babydollxo24/about


45 posted on 03/17/2011 9:47:01 PM PDT by tired&retired
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To: tired&retired

That’s the same person. Check her photo albums at that site.


46 posted on 03/17/2011 9:49:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eeewwww!)
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To: mylife

Yeah, I was scratching my head about that 22 cents


47 posted on 03/17/2011 10:26:14 PM PDT by Figment ("A communist is someone who reads Marx.An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx" R Reagan)
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To: Born Conservative

Larry David - “I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina.” ..


48 posted on 03/17/2011 11:55:02 PM PDT by Cyman
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To: Born Conservative

She ought to look into getting a zipper.


49 posted on 03/18/2011 12:12:46 AM PDT by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
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To: tired&retired

Apparently, when she had that little girl, she was also able to provide change for the entire labor and delivery staff to get coffee from the vending machine.


50 posted on 03/18/2011 2:34:26 AM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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