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As the bigmoonuclearapocalypse approaches, common sense advice from Red Green
The Red Green Show ^ | 03/18/11 | winston's julia

Posted on 03/18/2011 5:41:30 PM PDT by Winstons Julia

In these troubling times it serves a person to be clever and resourceful.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: beer; ducttape

1 posted on 03/18/2011 5:41:32 PM PDT by Winstons Julia
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To: Winstons Julia

The only show I ever enjoyed on the local PBS station.


2 posted on 03/18/2011 5:44:40 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Winstons Julia

That’s actually a pretty good idea. You could even put ice in it.


3 posted on 03/18/2011 5:47:03 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: GraceG

I think PBS used to play Benny Hill show also. Another good comedian.


4 posted on 03/18/2011 5:51:08 PM PDT by Sawdring
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To: Winstons Julia

One of his best ideas!

Red Green - Cheap Power Windows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLsyM2Crhew


5 posted on 03/18/2011 5:51:39 PM PDT by TSgt (Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
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To: Winstons Julia; tubebender; vox_freedom; B Knotts; glock rocks; NYTexan; NormsRevenge

Needed information.


6 posted on 03/18/2011 5:54:16 PM PDT by SouthTexas (Tea time!)
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To: Winstons Julia

If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.


7 posted on 03/18/2011 5:54:38 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (You CAN get blood from a stone, if you throw it hard enough.)
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To: TSgt

Ahahahahaaa! I love Red Green.

I have a crush.


8 posted on 03/18/2011 6:06:13 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I’m a man
I can change
If I have to
I guess.


9 posted on 03/18/2011 6:08:36 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: SouthTexas; cripplecreek

LOL...I like cripplecreek’s notion of put’n ice in it!


10 posted on 03/18/2011 6:26:23 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: Cyber Liberty

“they should at least find you handy”

How handy exactly, d’ya think?

(Wicked smile.)


11 posted on 03/18/2011 6:43:20 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
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To: Winstons Julia

Perhaps the Japanese should take Red’s advice. “When all else fails, switch to power tools.”


12 posted on 03/18/2011 6:45:30 PM PDT by cyclotic (Boy Scouts-Developing Leaders in a World of Followers.)
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To: Winstons Julia; SouthTexas
Man's real best friend.Yup.


13 posted on 03/18/2011 6:53:31 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: GraceG; SouthTexas; NormsRevenge
The only show I ever enjoyed on the local PBS station.

ditto's

14 posted on 03/18/2011 6:57:55 PM PDT by vox_freedom (America is being tested as never before in its history. May God help us.)
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To: NormsRevenge

It’s woman’s best friend, too.


15 posted on 03/18/2011 7:02:48 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: vox_freedom

That and Monty Python. :-]


16 posted on 03/18/2011 7:03:03 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: Winstons Julia

oops, better add super glue to the list. :-}


17 posted on 03/18/2011 7:16:22 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: Winstons Julia

Just looked at Google Sky map on my android phone.
It appears that there is a near-linear alignment now of the Sun, Mercury, Uranus, Jupiter, Mars, Neptune and Venus.


18 posted on 03/18/2011 7:20:17 PM PDT by Sgt_Schultze (A half-truth is a complete lie)
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To: NormsRevenge

Oh, OK... ;-)


19 posted on 03/18/2011 7:24:42 PM PDT by vox_freedom (America is being tested as never before in its history. May God help us.)
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To: NormsRevenge

and WD-40


20 posted on 03/18/2011 7:27:58 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: txhurl

Off subject but I wanted to mention and amsoil product called metal protector.

This stuff works wonders on the table of my saw.
I could never get through the winter without the the rust showing up.


21 posted on 03/18/2011 7:44:55 PM PDT by devistate one four (USC 10.311 Militia Kimber CDP II .45 OORAH! TET68)
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To: Sgt_Schultze

What does that mean? This round’s on NASA?


22 posted on 03/18/2011 8:09:16 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: SouthTexas; Winstons Julia; tubebender; vox_freedom; B Knotts; NYTexan; NormsRevenge
You are aware that Rick and Patrick made the PBS special "ADD and Loving It?!" which led to the creation of this website?

I'm better now, ask Tork.

23 posted on 03/18/2011 10:04:31 PM PDT by glock rocks (I am Dyslexis of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.)
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To: glock rocks

My roll of Red Green Real Deal Duct tape has been missing ever since I took in those vagabonds from the Great Salt Lake but I had the foresight to hide my RG coffee cup...


24 posted on 03/19/2011 6:41:16 AM PDT by tubebender (Now hiring Tag Line writers. Full time low pay)
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To: glock rocks; tubebender

My problem is my “to do” list never ends.


25 posted on 03/19/2011 9:22:45 AM PDT by SouthTexas (Tea time!)
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To: SouthTexas; tubebender

My to-do list is usually empty until I have my coffee.

Goes downhill from there.


26 posted on 03/19/2011 9:37:19 AM PDT by glock rocks (I am Dyslexis of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.)
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To: glock rocks

No such luck here but I think I’ll procrastinate a bit longer.


27 posted on 03/19/2011 9:42:40 AM PDT by SouthTexas (Tea time!)
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To: SouthTexas

I’m drinking coffee right now. Both kids found me. The list has grown exponentially.

I’ve got to find a better hiding place.


28 posted on 03/19/2011 9:59:45 AM PDT by glock rocks (I am Dyslexis of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.)
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To: glock rocks; SouthTexas

I was going to reset my clocks and discovered I hadn’t reset them in the fall-back mode... 3 years ago


29 posted on 03/19/2011 10:14:56 AM PDT by tubebender (Now hiring Tag Line writers. Full time low pay)
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To: tubebender

... and don’t forget your sundial.


30 posted on 03/19/2011 10:18:40 AM PDT by glock rocks (I am Dyslexis of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.)
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To: glock rocks

I guess you have never been to Eureka in the winter?


31 posted on 03/19/2011 10:26:17 AM PDT by tubebender (Now hiring Tag Line writers. Full time low pay)
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To: glock rocks; tubebender

i finished my coffee and took a nap.

Woke up to a race!

The list remains the same. ;)


32 posted on 03/19/2011 12:18:45 PM PDT by SouthTexas (Tea time!)
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