Skip to comments.Pelosi Possessed While in Rome.
Posted on 03/21/2011 1:27:07 PM PDT by Resjuda
ROME U.S. House Democratic Minority leader Nancy Pelosi was briefly hospitalized Monday in Rome, Italian news agency PZZA reported today.
Satan to Pelosi
Ill tell you what youre here for, AFTER you get here.
ROME U.S. House Democratic Minority leader Nancy Pelosi was briefly hospitalized Monday in Rome, Italian news agency PZZA reported today. Pelosi, was walking to the Vatican when she complained of a sore neck and stomach pains, the former House speaker, had been scheduled to hold talks with Vatican officials, including the Pope, but as she came nearer to St. Peters her head started spinning uncontrollably. The PZZA news agency said witnesses described her as screaming and wailing horrendously, and in a deep guttural voice speaking Barak Obamas name backwards and cursing George Bush in an ancient Sumerian dialect. She was briefly hospitalized at Rome's Policlinico miles from the Vatican and other holy sites. Officials of the Sistine Chapel ordered emergency evacuations as cracks started appearing in the chapel walls, other reports coming in to PZZA said witnesses claimed the famed Trevi Fountain in Rome started flowing blood, and all the pigeons in the Piazza suddenly flew out of the city while Pelosi was outside cursing and vomiting. PZZA reported that the 70-year-old suffered from a minor bout of projectile vomiting, a sore neck and strange welts on her torso appearing to be name of fallen Christian saints. She was briefly hospitalized at Rome's Policlinico miles from the Vatican to assure there wouldnt be a reoccurrence. Pelosi underwent a minor exorcism and treatment with holy water before being released and going back to her Rome hotel. No further details were given. A statement by the Italian Parliament spokesmans office released to PZZA said Pelosi might still attend an afternoon concert in the Italian parliament marking Italy's 150th anniversary as a united nation but would be seated far away from any Vatican Cardinals or officials of the Holy See. The U.S. Embassy in Rome declined official comment, but an embassy staffer speaking on the on the condition of anonymity, stated no meetings would occur near churches or other holy sites. Pelosi's office in Washington repeatedly refused requests Monday for information. Satan to Pelosi Ill tell you what youre here for, AFTER you get here.
her demons manifesting themselves in the presence of these godly men?
Oh, stop it n00bie. Satan would never have done anything to Her. IBTZ, for the first time.
>> while Pelosi was outside cursing and vomiting.
Are they sure she wasn’t giving a apeech? Her speeches are pretty much indistinguishable from cursing and vomiting. On occasion her head even rotates 360.
Hope they keep the mirrors away from her from now on.
I’d give real money to see Nancy hosed with a seltzer bottle loaded with Holy Water.
Right. Five minutes inside Pelosi’s brain would have Satan’s head doing 360s.
Cross Roads Burial.
ah, that was just a little botox reaction...she’s fine now, hovering comfortably 20 incheas above her bed...
No big deal,She was also a camp follower in a previous life.
Prayers for a quick recovery.
Yeah, this stuff really helps our cause.
Should be zotted for those words not wrapping.
You really need to work on your formatting.
"Your momma wears socks that smell."
Is she out of the hospital? She is prolly getting plastic surgery
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