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How about it? Anybody get Raptured?
various | 3/22/2011 | me

Posted on 03/22/2011 4:09:49 AM PDT by bkepley

Looks like everyone's here. Wife, cat, dog, me.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: haroldcamping; may21; notmarch; raptured; wrongmonth
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1 posted on 03/22/2011 4:09:54 AM PDT by bkepley
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To: bkepley

Was that today?


2 posted on 03/22/2011 4:11:18 AM PDT by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: bkepley

Well, we could have figured your cat was an infidel, but I’m surprised about the rest of you ...


3 posted on 03/22/2011 4:12:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Nadie me ama como Jesus.)
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To: bkepley

That’s the really good thing about the internet is that you could be anywhere.

Take me for instance, nobody else did.


4 posted on 03/22/2011 4:16:21 AM PDT by Jonty30
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To: bkepley

Your a little early. It is May 21 not Mar 21. There is still time to get your infidel cat saved.


5 posted on 03/22/2011 4:19:03 AM PDT by RG3
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To: bkepley

“The Rapture” is not mentioned anywhere in the Bible.

It is a creation of man.


6 posted on 03/22/2011 4:20:41 AM PDT by reaganator
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To: bkepley
May 21st
7 posted on 03/22/2011 4:21:40 AM PDT by Jemian
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To: bkepley

Wasn’t supposed to be May 21, 2011?


8 posted on 03/22/2011 4:23:28 AM PDT by Wuli
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To: bkepley

Is there Internet in Heaven? I already know there’s no beer there.


9 posted on 03/22/2011 4:25:08 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (TOTUS knows how to give a speech. Obama knows how to read.)
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To: reaganator

Sorry, you are wrong.

But good luck with that erroneous thinking.


10 posted on 03/22/2011 4:25:51 AM PDT by newfreep (Palin/West 2012 - Bolton: Secy of State)
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To: Fresh Wind

If there ain’t no beer I’m not goin’. Well, I’m probably not goin’ anyway but what the hell.


11 posted on 03/22/2011 4:27:07 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: newfreep

very good!

You said I was wrong.

Help with my wrongness, tell me what book in the Bible, chapter and verse that mentions “The Rapture”.


12 posted on 03/22/2011 4:28:03 AM PDT by reaganator
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To: bkepley

Yes! She was awesome. I’ve never thought to try it that way! Simply incredible...


13 posted on 03/22/2011 4:30:21 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: bkepley

Raptured? Bummer, I didn’t even get laid!


14 posted on 03/22/2011 4:30:27 AM PDT by RetroSexual
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To: reaganator

The words are not used, but the concept is described by Jesus himself. Look at Matthew 24.


15 posted on 03/22/2011 4:37:18 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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To: bkepley

Close. At least we both have smiles on our faces...


16 posted on 03/22/2011 4:37:28 AM PDT by bigheadfred (Beat me, Bite me...Make Me Write Bad Checks)
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To: reaganator

So is purgatory, not in the original Bible.


17 posted on 03/22/2011 4:37:52 AM PDT by WaterBoard ("PBR Street Gang this is Almighty, over..")
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To: newfreep

Seriously, when I am wrong about something, I want to know what is right.

Start “In the begining...”


18 posted on 03/22/2011 4:38:36 AM PDT by reaganator
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To: bkepley
Looks like everyone's here. Wife, cat, dog, me.

But where is "here?" Maybe we all went with you. I felt a draft, come to think of it.

19 posted on 03/22/2011 4:41:06 AM PDT by Misterioso (The noble soul has reverence for itself. - Nietszche)
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To: WaterBoard

Not to mention the Bible, itself.


20 posted on 03/22/2011 4:42:08 AM PDT by Misterioso (The noble soul has reverence for itself. - Nietszche)
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To: bkepley

Looks like my pet tarantula was raptured!!


21 posted on 03/22/2011 4:43:32 AM PDT by 2harddrive
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To: reaganator

You wouldn’t believe it if anybody showed it to you. ‘Cuz they probably already have. ;)

Nonetheless, Harold Camping is wrong - by setting dates.


22 posted on 03/22/2011 4:45:20 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: newfreep

Please advise exactly where we the stupid can locate the rapture in the bible.


23 posted on 03/22/2011 4:47:41 AM PDT by stockpirate (Rebellion to tyranny is obedience to God!)
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To: bkepley

many years ago, I saw a church sign with the following:

RAPTURE

childcare provided


24 posted on 03/22/2011 4:49:40 AM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: bkepley

IBTR


25 posted on 03/22/2011 4:50:36 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Fresh Wind
Is there Internet in Heaven?

I hope the bit-rate is better than this infernal DSL I'm currently on!

26 posted on 03/22/2011 4:51:05 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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To: F15Eagle
Whether or not it is May 21st is not relevent. The fact is Judgement Day is coming. Maybe sooner, maybe later. People should be careful in their mocking it...
27 posted on 03/22/2011 4:51:25 AM PDT by Russ (Repeal the 17th amendment)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL.

What did I ask you recently?

Whatever it was . . . you ever come up with an answer?

I think it was something about did you hear anything by the grapevine about . . . some . . . plausible, ?pending? . . . something or other . . .

LOL.


28 posted on 03/22/2011 4:52:07 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: bkepley


29 posted on 03/22/2011 4:54:13 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Russ

Yep. But hey, ya know, building a 450-boat in the desert was pretty crazy too.


30 posted on 03/22/2011 4:55:37 AM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: reaganator

A “creation of man?”

WHAT UNMITIGATED HOGWASH.

I gather 1 Thess is not in your Bible?

1 Thessalonians 4:17 After that, we who are still alive and are ...

After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. ...


31 posted on 03/22/2011 4:55:55 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: stockpirate

1 Thessalonians 4:17 After that, we who are still alive and are ...

After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. ...


32 posted on 03/22/2011 4:57:13 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Quix

After what?


33 posted on 03/22/2011 4:59:15 AM PDT by John W (Natural-born US citizen since 1955)
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To: bkepley
CHECKING BOOK OF LIFE WITH ST PETER. YOUR NAME IS NOT HERE. THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN IT. OPERATION "RAPTURE" SUCCESSFUL AT 2000GMT. EVERYONE IS HERE YET NO ONE IS ASKING IF THEY HAVE SEEN YOU. SORRY. WE DO HAVE THE NEXT TEN POWER BALL PICKS AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR.

[Message received and translated by SETI - 20112203-1152Z]

34 posted on 03/22/2011 4:59:33 AM PDT by The Theophilus (Pray for Obama (Psalms 109:8))
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To: Quix

I’m not hearing much of anything. Very long shifts being worked, all I get is an occasional Hi and complaint about northwestern weather.


35 posted on 03/22/2011 5:00:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Nadie me ama como Jesus.)
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To: bkepley

I did, I’m posting from a wireless cafe in heaven. The rest of you are so screwed........


36 posted on 03/22/2011 5:01:27 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Jemian
May 21st

Well crud, my 50th birthday party is scheduled for May 28!!!! Actually, come to think of it, 99% of the people invited will probably still be here. ;-)

37 posted on 03/22/2011 5:01:45 AM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: bkepley

You pressed the snooze button and missed it.


38 posted on 03/22/2011 5:02:43 AM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: bkepley

I did....and damn...I needed a haircut....and I shoulda changed my underwear!!!


39 posted on 03/22/2011 5:02:49 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason
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To: Fresh Wind
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

40 posted on 03/22/2011 5:04:17 AM PDT by The Theophilus (Pray for Obama (Psalms 109:8))
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To: John W

Time will tell.

What do you think the context says?


41 posted on 03/22/2011 5:05:10 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: 6SJ7
I hope the bit-rate is better than this infernal DSL I'm currently on!

A bit...

My download's faster

42 posted on 03/22/2011 5:05:16 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 789 of our national holiday from reality. - It's 3 AM, where is the 'president'?)
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To: reaganator; stockpirate

Oh ye of little faith....

Matthew 24:40-41
Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.

1 Thessalonians 4:17
After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. ...


43 posted on 03/22/2011 5:05:41 AM PDT by newfreep (Palin/West 2012 - Bolton: Secy of State)
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To: Tax-chick

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Was something specific but I don’t recall what. LOL.

God be with you all.


44 posted on 03/22/2011 5:06:14 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: bkepley
I reordered my portfolio....the snack cart sector

How to Profit from the Coming Rapture


45 posted on 03/22/2011 5:07:33 AM PDT by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: The Theophilus
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

Sharia law is proof that allah hates us and wants us to be miserable.
--nully

46 posted on 03/22/2011 5:08:25 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 789 of our national holiday from reality. - It's 3 AM, where is the 'president'?)
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To: bkepley

0bama has raptured my wallet and my kids’ future. I can’t find those things anywhere!


47 posted on 03/22/2011 5:09:56 AM PDT by libsrscum (Obama causes cancer.)
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To: saganite
If there ain’t no beer I’m not goin’.

In heaven, there ain't no beer.

That's why we drink it here. :)

48 posted on 03/22/2011 5:10:09 AM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Quix
After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. ...

What??? "in the clouds"??? (Damn sure this here rapture ain't gonna be over a desert!)

What??? "in the air"???

Given the opportunity to think for themselves, one would have a very very difficult time selling this kind of myth/fairy tale to a 5 year old.

Complete and utter nonsense...

49 posted on 03/22/2011 5:11:43 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason
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To: Quix

And you as well.


50 posted on 03/22/2011 5:12:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Nadie me ama como Jesus.)
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