Sammy Hagar alien abduction secret disclosed 20 years ago

examiner ^ | March 21st, 2011 | Jon Kelly

[JoeProBono]

“I saw a ship and two creatures inside of this ship… And they were connected to me, tapped into my mind through some kind of mysterious wireless connection,” explains Sammy Hagar in his new book, Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock. The brief memoir, whose release coincides with "Alien Abduction Day", is not the first instance in which the former Van Halen singer has offered public disclosures of ET contact. A new report from a Vancouver audio lab suggests that Sammy Hagar was covertly communicating about alien abduction as early as 1991.

[JoeProBono]

[Farmer Dean]

He should have quit the hard drugs....

[Red Steel]

So when is Hagar going to release “I can’t drive 55” to another generation again?

[ColdOne]

Good Grief Sammy!!!

[OldDeckHand]

Peyote? LSD? Shrooms? All three?

[Christian Engineer Mass]

drugs are bad, mmkay.

[Islander7]

Rock on!

[Williams]

First of all, he says this “happened” during a “lucid dream”.

Second, and most bizzare, the article is claiming that by playing a recorded interview with Hagar backwards, you hear the statement “Aliens abducted me”.

Seems patently absurd.

[RockinRight]

This annoys me, because I’ve always liked Hagar, and he comes across as a decent guy. Conservative, too.

Not that I don’t have some wacko things about myself too, but this is just weird.

[JoeProBono]

[04-Bravo]

I saw some space aliens in my living room one night, just after I came home from surgery and had taken 3 Vicodin and chugged a malt liquor.

[dragonblustar]

The theory of aliens might explain a lot of things....

[Red in Blue PA]

So aliens travel lights years to reach earth, and then abduct a rock star only to leave.

Pass the bong.

[montyspython]

Who do you think left the bong?

[Hatteras]

Sammy was also on that Celebrity Ghost Encounters show where he told a story (if I recall correctly) of being a struggling young rocker in San Francisco and he and his wife/girlfriend were asleep on a mattress with their child in a small boarding house and he was visited by his dad in the middle of the night. He then found out that his dad had died earlier in the evening in another part of the country... or so the story goes.

[ReverendJames]

He didn’t by chance speak with Randy Quaid when he was abducted, did he?

[libertarian27]

That really creeped me out...

[JoeProBono]

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

PING!

[GraceG]

[ So when is Hagar going to release “I can’t drive 55” to another generation again? ]

Can’t drive .55c!!!!

[JoeProBono]

[mmichaels1970]

Peyote? LSD? Shrooms? All three?

Nope...tequila worms for sure. They do some nasty things.

[JoeProBono]

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Big Foot is the pilot of flying saucers. That is why no one has ever found a Big Foot corpse, if they die on earth their bodies are whisked away to the planet Bolok for burial.

[ReverendJames]

That’s good. That is really good.

[JoeProBono]

[dragonblustar]

Sorry about that.

[JoeProBono]

[Allegra]

When I was in first grade, a UFO landed and some aliens stole the peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of my lunch bag at the bus stop.

They left my chips, grapes and cookies, though.

I knew I should have just gotten lunch money from my mom and bought lunch that day.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Maybe Sammy should have offered all three to the aliens!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This explains sooooo much.

[Charles Martel]

A backwards-masked message, found in a 1991 MTV *interview* wherein the meaning of the song Poundcake was discussed? Sammy isn't the only one messing with mind-altering substances, IMO.

[JimSEA]

"So aliens travel lights years to reach earth, and then abduct a rock star only to leave."

You could have just found "cause and effect" there. I might have had the same reaction as the aliens.

[Jack Hydrazine]

There is a parody song called, “I Can’t Drive, I’m 65.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqXDm18QdMY

[JoeProBono]

[Allegra]

That is why no one has ever found a Big Foot corpse, if they die on earth their bodies are whisked away to the planet Bolok for burial.

The winters on Bolok are brutal, though.

[6SJ7]

And they were connected to me, tapped into my mind through some kind of mysterious wireless connection...

802.11N WAP2 no doubt.

[JoeProBono]

[hsrazorback1]

Back away from the Cabo, Sam.

[JoeProBono]

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

No this corpse was a clever fake by Big Foot designed to lead the unthinking away from the truth. I have this on highest authority from a member of the current White House staff who wishes to remain anonymous.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Your Statement: The winters on Bolok are brutal, though."

Response: Fortunately the winters on Bolok are short. I have this vital information from a reliable witness, who is a trained observer, but who wishes to remain anonymous.

[Free Vulcan]

Rock stars apparently get the really good drugs.

[Allegra]

[Charles Martel]

So Paul really *is* dead. That must be some sort of alien wearing a "Paul suit", a~la "Edgar" in Men In Black.

Sure explain the "Wings" years.

[SpeakLittle_ThinkMuch]

He backed away happy. He sold Cabo for 91 million.

That should be enough to buy his own spaceship!

[JoeProBono]

[Grizzled Bear]

Does this count as a Metal Ping?

[Grizzled Bear]

Does this count as a Metal Ping?

[JoeProBono]