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To: blackdog
If we could just drug all the state workers, give them free prostitutes of any gender, give them free booze, fast cars, and handguns, we'd realize the end of big government as we knew it.

What do you figure the timeline would be on them getting laid, getting drunk, jumping in their Escalade and knocking each other off with the handguns?

I'd give it three months...the end of the reason for big government....no applicants left in the "labor" pool.

15 posted on 03/23/2011 4:15:31 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (White House war strategy 2011: Sun Tzu meets Barney Fife..H/T Iowahawk)
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To: greyfoxx39

One month for the on duty work force, and six months for the ones on sick leave, workers comp, vacation, and comp time. Sooner for them if they know they can upgrade from the Dodge Durango to an Escalade by showing up for work.


31 posted on 03/23/2011 4:35:05 PM PDT by blackdog
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