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Tiger Woods Is Dating a 22-Year-Old (who he first met when she was 7)
NY mag ^ | 3/21/2011 | Chris Rovzar

Posted on 03/26/2011 8:27:09 PM PDT by PilotDave

the 22-year-old in question would be the stepdaughter of one of Woods's longtime friends. Alyse Lahti Johnston's stepfather is Alastair Johnston, the former IMG vice-chair who steered Woods's epic $60 million deal with Nike back in 1996. Whether or not he steered his stepkid toward the richest guy in sports is unknown. But what is known is that he made the introduction to Woods, and now Alyse is getting spotted frolicking around on Woods's 155-foot yacht, Privacy. Presumably, neither of them is talking about the fact that when she first met Woods, her dad's client, she was 7 years old.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: golf; steroids; tiger; tigerroids
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Creepy. BTW, since 2005 Tiger has lost a whopping 20 yards on his drives, I wonder why?
1 posted on 03/26/2011 8:27:17 PM PDT by PilotDave
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To: PilotDave

Well, now that he’s with somebody who will have sex with him, he can give his forearms a much needed rest.


2 posted on 03/26/2011 8:30:09 PM PDT by Jonty30
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To: PilotDave
BTW, since 2005 Tiger has lost a whopping 20 yards on his drives, I wonder why?

Tiger's dad gave him some sage advise; Stay concentrated on the game, screw the rest.

3 posted on 03/26/2011 8:32:36 PM PDT by umgud
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To: PilotDave
He was apparently spending too much time on his putter game.......
4 posted on 03/26/2011 8:33:01 PM PDT by NWFLConservative
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To: PilotDave
since 2005 Tiger has lost a whopping 20 yards on his drives, I wonder why?

"Women weaken legs."

5 posted on 03/26/2011 8:33:21 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: PilotDave

6 posted on 03/26/2011 8:33:50 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: PilotDave

He has been spending more time playing with his putter...


7 posted on 03/26/2011 8:34:08 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
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To: NWFLConservative

He was night putting, just putting at night.


8 posted on 03/26/2011 8:34:58 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: PilotDave

He apparently has a thing for white, blonde women, who somehow have something to do with cars and crashes...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20045852-504083.html


9 posted on 03/26/2011 8:36:46 PM PDT by NWFLConservative
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To: PilotDave

It reminds me of what Catherine Zeta-Jones said to her newborn daughter: “just think — your future husband is 40 years old today.”


10 posted on 03/26/2011 8:37:32 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats. /P. J. O'Rourke, 1991)
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To: PilotDave

Sounds like another man who’s going to regret introducing a girl he cares about to this circus act. The golfing Swede who introduced him to his now ex-wife wishes instead he’d wrapped his 9 iron around Woods’ neck, or words to that effect.


11 posted on 03/26/2011 8:39:35 PM PDT by OldNewYork (social justice isn't justice; it's just socialism)
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To: dfwgator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xNFPaPor8A


12 posted on 03/26/2011 8:39:54 PM PDT by NWFLConservative
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To: PilotDave
Presumably, neither of them is talking about the fact that when she first met Woods, her dad's client, she was 7 years old.

The final revelation that caused Elin to give up on reconciliation was when it became known that Tiger nailed the girl next door, who was a child when he first met her.

13 posted on 03/26/2011 8:42:33 PM PDT by Moonman62 (Half of all Americans are above average. Politicians come from the other half.)
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To: NWFLConservative
He apparently has a thing for white, blonde women ...

Hey, who doesn't. Let's be fair.

14 posted on 03/26/2011 8:44:18 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: PilotDave

Short answer” No more roids.

The PGA started testing for steroids a week after he had his knee “operated” on again. He took off about 9 months. How long does it take for the juice to flush out of your system to be tested?

He had been seeing the Montreal steroids “doctor” and the PGA probably went into a panic. If it got out his career would be over and golf would suffer severe damage.


15 posted on 03/26/2011 8:45:27 PM PDT by Frantzie (HD TV - Total Brain-washing now in High Def. 3-D Coming soon)
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To: Perdogg

Thanks PilotDave.
Alyse Lahti Johnston Mugshot Photo Released -- "in fall 2010, Johnston told police she wanted to end her life during a DUI arrest."

Alyse Lahti Johnston Mugshot Photo Released

16 posted on 03/26/2011 8:47:39 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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To: Frantzie

“Short answer No more roids.”

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! I wonder why nobody has discussed this on air during TV coverage? That is the longest loss of distance by any golfer on the PGA during that timeframe. Phil M. lost less than 1 yard during the same timeframe and he turned 40?!


17 posted on 03/26/2011 8:50:20 PM PDT by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: dr_lew
I am way partial to redheads with green eyes and freckles myself. Most beautiful women on the planet, but I'm Irish, so I might be a bit biased!


18 posted on 03/26/2011 8:54:11 PM PDT by NWFLConservative
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To: dfwgator

I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.


19 posted on 03/26/2011 8:55:25 PM PDT by Perdogg (What Would Aqua Buddha do?)
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To: freedumb2003

Humprey Bogart married Lauren Becall when she was 21 and he was 46.

Although the marriage between Sinatra and Mia Farrow was always a mystery to me.


20 posted on 03/26/2011 9:00:01 PM PDT by Perdogg (What Would Aqua Buddha do?)
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To: PilotDave

Can buy me love!


21 posted on 03/26/2011 9:02:55 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: PilotDave

You know the answer as well as I do, steroids.


22 posted on 03/26/2011 9:03:53 PM PDT by gatorhead
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To: Frantzie

For me, this all goes back to Ben Johnson. I was quite the innocent in those days, roidwise, and I was super impressed with this guy. Just look at him! Wow! Then of course, the truth was known. Well, it is what it is, but I did feel foolish for not realizing there was something else involved, and since then I became suspicious, and I was particularly suspicious of Tiger, when he got so buff.


23 posted on 03/26/2011 9:04:13 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: dr_lew

Truer words were never spoken.


24 posted on 03/26/2011 9:04:54 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: PilotDave

Gee, a rich, famous and relatively good looking guy that likes young and beautiful women. What has the world come to.

And she is 22, an adult.


25 posted on 03/26/2011 9:05:11 PM PDT by mewykwistmas
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To: dfwgator
"Women weaken legs."

Not her

26 posted on 03/26/2011 9:07:21 PM PDT by mewykwistmas
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To: Frantzie

The day they started testing for roids was the same day Tiger’s career tanked.

Knee injuries.

Ear lobe strains.

Marriage problems.


28 posted on 03/26/2011 9:09:14 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Impeach Obama & try him for treason / Homosexuals reject diversity / Unions finally caught for theft)
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To: PilotDave; Lazamataz; Lazmataz
This is what he is going out with.  Must need a staff of makeup artists to cover all that up with war paint.
 
 
The photo on the right is Alyse Lahti's Mug Shot after she was picked up for DUI, which was later dropped to a lesser charge.
 
Here is a closeup.   I don't think Laz would hit that with the lights off.
 

29 posted on 03/26/2011 9:11:45 PM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: PilotDave

Hearsay... Dude, if you owned a yacht and your boss asked you to let his daughter “frolick” on it, would you really say no?

Note: story DOES NOT say Tiger was on board.


30 posted on 03/26/2011 9:12:05 PM PDT by RedWing9 (Zero sucks... Jesus Rocks...)
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To: NWFLConservative
 

31 posted on 03/26/2011 9:13:07 PM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: Vendome

U r an $##.... Do you date/marry only 10s? Seriously, she’s pretty... Oh, but wait, she’s got some pimples.

Like I said... URSAA.


32 posted on 03/26/2011 9:15:04 PM PDT by RedWing9 (Zero sucks... Jesus Rocks...)
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To: PilotDave

The only reason for fame and fortune!


33 posted on 03/26/2011 9:16:22 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Vendome

22?

She is lucky liberals don’t ask for Birth Certificates.

She looks 35 in that photo.


34 posted on 03/26/2011 9:19:55 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Impeach Obama & try him for treason / Homosexuals reject diversity / Unions finally caught for theft)
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To: RedWing9

No, when I am drinking I lower my standards and I would date her with the lights off.

And yes, she is definitely pretty in the first picture.

Pretty sure everyone’s mugshot after drinking it up all night is not going to look good.

Just a little humor for Saturday night.


35 posted on 03/26/2011 9:19:59 PM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: PilotDave

“Woods’ 155-foot yacht, Privacy”
-————I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny
right there....


36 posted on 03/26/2011 9:21:32 PM PDT by supremedoctrine (Come closer. I want to get a better look at you.)
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To: PilotDave

“Woods’ 155-foot yacht, Privacy”
-————I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny
right there....


37 posted on 03/26/2011 9:21:41 PM PDT by supremedoctrine (Come closer. I want to get a better look at you.)
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To: PilotDave
Tiger Woods is making MILLIONS of dollars.

Think about that while you're job hunting. :)
38 posted on 03/26/2011 9:28:31 PM PDT by Tzimisce (Never forget that the American Revolution began when the British tried to disarm the colonists.)
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To: PilotDave

Does meeting someone at the age of 7 mean they are still somehow 7 when they reach adulthood?

Not saying Tiger isn’t a hound. But she’s not 7.


39 posted on 03/26/2011 9:39:43 PM PDT by Williams (It's the policies, stupid.)
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To: NoLibZone

Definitely gonna look that way when she gets to 35.


40 posted on 03/26/2011 10:20:37 PM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: PilotDave

I guess the only thing truly creepy is he met her at age 7. I myself married later in life and married a girl 8 years younger. So when I think that she was only 10 when I was in the Navy feels a bit strange.


41 posted on 03/26/2011 10:54:51 PM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: PilotDave

As I heard a comedian say last night, at this point, it would be less dangerous to introduce your daughter to a REAL Tiger.


42 posted on 03/26/2011 11:43:23 PM PDT by Hildy
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To: Vendome

Kind of looks like Cameron Diaz after doing crack and meth for a month or two.


43 posted on 03/27/2011 12:12:47 AM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: Lockbar

I’ve met Cameron and she is such a nice girl.

She is cute but skinny. Not my thing but a few friends dig that.

Then again, she’s pock marked and pasty as well.

I doubt I’m her ideal as well.

Her personality more than makes up for it and she’s a really nice girl with incredible business smarts.

I’d rather hang with smart tough girls any day than some of the emotionally mindless drones I’ve met.


44 posted on 03/27/2011 12:18:59 AM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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To: Vendome

Not knocking the real Cameron Diaz. Have also heard from somebody else that she is a nice person. Just comparing the looks of the two girls.


45 posted on 03/27/2011 12:28:44 AM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: umgud
Tiger's dad gave him some sage advise; Stay concentrated on the game, screw the rest.

Well, he certainly took the last part to heart. :=)

46 posted on 03/27/2011 12:35:28 AM PDT by Bob
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To: Vendome

Is that herpes on her?


47 posted on 03/27/2011 12:44:27 AM PDT by archivist007
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To: Perdogg

How do you measure yourself against other golfers...?

“by height”


48 posted on 03/27/2011 12:48:23 AM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (If you like the employees at the DMV, post office, SS office... you'll love government health care)
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To: PilotDave

Because he’s no longer doing those Balco/HGH smoothies. It’s comical how big he got so quickly (about 2000-2006), and the past few years, he’s lost alot of the muscle bulk & looks semi-normal now. But the typical performance breakdown/injury bug is right on cue.


49 posted on 03/27/2011 12:48:39 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.")
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To: archivist007

Just a bad day....


50 posted on 03/27/2011 12:52:56 AM PDT by Vendome ("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
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