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Tiger Woods Is Dating a 22-Year-Old (who he first met when she was 7)
NY mag ^ | 3/21/2011 | Chris Rovzar

Posted on 03/26/2011 8:27:09 PM PDT by PilotDave

the 22-year-old in question would be the stepdaughter of one of Woods's longtime friends. Alyse Lahti Johnston's stepfather is Alastair Johnston, the former IMG vice-chair who steered Woods's epic $60 million deal with Nike back in 1996. Whether or not he steered his stepkid toward the richest guy in sports is unknown. But what is known is that he made the introduction to Woods, and now Alyse is getting spotted frolicking around on Woods's 155-foot yacht, Privacy. Presumably, neither of them is talking about the fact that when she first met Woods, her dad's client, she was 7 years old.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: golf; steroids; tiger; tigerroids
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Creepy. BTW, since 2005 Tiger has lost a whopping 20 yards on his drives, I wonder why?
1 posted on 03/26/2011 8:27:17 PM PDT by PilotDave
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To: PilotDave

Well, now that he’s with somebody who will have sex with him, he can give his forearms a much needed rest.


2 posted on 03/26/2011 8:30:09 PM PDT by Jonty30
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BTW, since 2005 Tiger has lost a whopping 20 yards on his drives, I wonder why?

Tiger's dad gave him some sage advise; Stay concentrated on the game, screw the rest.

3 posted on 03/26/2011 8:32:36 PM PDT by umgud
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To: PilotDave
He was apparently spending too much time on his putter game.......
4 posted on 03/26/2011 8:33:01 PM PDT by NWFLConservative
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To: PilotDave
since 2005 Tiger has lost a whopping 20 yards on his drives, I wonder why?

"Women weaken legs."

5 posted on 03/26/2011 8:33:21 PM PDT by dfwgator
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6 posted on 03/26/2011 8:33:50 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: PilotDave

He has been spending more time playing with his putter...


7 posted on 03/26/2011 8:34:08 PM PDT by ejonesie22 (8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
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To: NWFLConservative

He was night putting, just putting at night.


8 posted on 03/26/2011 8:34:58 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: PilotDave

He apparently has a thing for white, blonde women, who somehow have something to do with cars and crashes...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20045852-504083.html


9 posted on 03/26/2011 8:36:46 PM PDT by NWFLConservative
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To: PilotDave

It reminds me of what Catherine Zeta-Jones said to her newborn daughter: “just think — your future husband is 40 years old today.”


10 posted on 03/26/2011 8:37:32 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats. /P. J. O'Rourke, 1991)
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To: PilotDave

Sounds like another man who’s going to regret introducing a girl he cares about to this circus act. The golfing Swede who introduced him to his now ex-wife wishes instead he’d wrapped his 9 iron around Woods’ neck, or words to that effect.


11 posted on 03/26/2011 8:39:35 PM PDT by OldNewYork (social justice isn't justice; it's just socialism)
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To: dfwgator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xNFPaPor8A


12 posted on 03/26/2011 8:39:54 PM PDT by NWFLConservative
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To: PilotDave
Presumably, neither of them is talking about the fact that when she first met Woods, her dad's client, she was 7 years old.

The final revelation that caused Elin to give up on reconciliation was when it became known that Tiger nailed the girl next door, who was a child when he first met her.

13 posted on 03/26/2011 8:42:33 PM PDT by Moonman62 (Half of all Americans are above average. Politicians come from the other half.)
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He apparently has a thing for white, blonde women ...

Hey, who doesn't. Let's be fair.

14 posted on 03/26/2011 8:44:18 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: PilotDave

Short answer” No more roids.

The PGA started testing for steroids a week after he had his knee “operated” on again. He took off about 9 months. How long does it take for the juice to flush out of your system to be tested?

He had been seeing the Montreal steroids “doctor” and the PGA probably went into a panic. If it got out his career would be over and golf would suffer severe damage.


15 posted on 03/26/2011 8:45:27 PM PDT by Frantzie (HD TV - Total Brain-washing now in High Def. 3-D Coming soon)
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Thanks PilotDave.
Alyse Lahti Johnston Mugshot Photo Released -- "in fall 2010, Johnston told police she wanted to end her life during a DUI arrest."

Alyse Lahti Johnston Mugshot Photo Released

16 posted on 03/26/2011 8:47:39 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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“Short answer No more roids.”

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! I wonder why nobody has discussed this on air during TV coverage? That is the longest loss of distance by any golfer on the PGA during that timeframe. Phil M. lost less than 1 yard during the same timeframe and he turned 40?!


17 posted on 03/26/2011 8:50:20 PM PDT by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)
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To: dr_lew
I am way partial to redheads with green eyes and freckles myself. Most beautiful women on the planet, but I'm Irish, so I might be a bit biased!


18 posted on 03/26/2011 8:54:11 PM PDT by NWFLConservative
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To: dfwgator

I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.


19 posted on 03/26/2011 8:55:25 PM PDT by Perdogg (What Would Aqua Buddha do?)
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To: freedumb2003

Humprey Bogart married Lauren Becall when she was 21 and he was 46.

Although the marriage between Sinatra and Mia Farrow was always a mystery to me.


20 posted on 03/26/2011 9:00:01 PM PDT by Perdogg (What Would Aqua Buddha do?)
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