Woman Unable To Close Eyes Now Suing N.J. Plastic Surgeon

CBS News ^ | 3/30/11 | Staff

[bigredkitty1]

Vanity, I suppose. Maybe the people that go under the knife over and over again are simply unable to cope with the fact they are getting older. I don’t know what kind of mirrors they own, ‘cause they don’t look better with plastic surgery(reconstructive surgeries notwithstanding), they just look like they’ve had work done.

[BuckeyeTexan]

Yeah, what he said. It’s “Girls Gone Wild” not “Wildly”

[12Gauge687]

That is Callista, his wife.

[theymakemesick]

Did I win the crazy bugeye contest here?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Is that you, Sister Mary Edwards?

[BuckeyeTexan]

Hold out your knuckles, sonny.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I hate when things go sourly or look finely or sound beautifully. Doncha?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

It's funny, but I never saw a nun strike a child in the classroom. Our nuns were much more “Lillies of the Field” than the coarse caricatures I see in the atheist media. I qualified it by “in the classroom” because our Principal and Mother Superior could cuff you in a minute if you “disrespected” her. Much less the BVM or her Son.

[Fresh Wind]

[BuckeyeTexan]

Absolutely. It’s should be a crime to do those things. :)

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

This article was a real eye opener!

[BuckeyeTexan]

Personally, I think kids these days could use a little cuffing. My granny used to tell me she’d “mash my mouth” if I did thus and so. She meant it. It is possible to have one’s mouth “mashed.”

[Minn]

Even when it?s done correctly, it never looks that good and the risks of something going wrong just seem too high.

Rosanne went from butt-ugly fat woman to fat woman. Gretta Van Sustren went from very plain and unfit for TV to kinda cute.

[definitelynotaliberal]

If it was a blade, it wasn’t Lasik. Lasik = Laser in-situ keratomileusis

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Yes, because “mash” is a transitive verb. A very transitive verb. You cannot have a masher unless you have a mashee.

[definitelynotaliberal]

Geez! You’re right. She’s 23 years younger than he is, 45 years old now, but I thought she was in her 50s. Maybe it’s all the makeup.

[o2bfree]

[Bean Counter]

[martin_fierro]

Oh, man. Epic.

[traumer]

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