Skip to comments.UFO Crashes in Zirakpur (Punjab, India)
Posted on 03/31/2011 4:04:09 PM PDT by SoftwareEngineer
Chandigarh, March 31 In a startling development an unidentified flying object said to be carrying aliens crash landed near Zirakpur in the early hours of Friday morning. Estimated to be the size of five cargo ships, this elliptical object that emitted an intense white light encircled the fields before it went down with a thud. No one is believed to have been killed or injured and the area has been cordoned off by a large contingent of the Punjab police that has been rushed to the site.
Right after the crash, radio signals were severely disrupted with cellphones going off the air for several minutes. Experts from the department of space and the Atomic Energy Commission, sleuths from the Research & Analysis Wing (RAW) and crack commandos of the armys special forces are believed to be on their way to the site.
Top government officials said the National Aeronautics and Space Agency (NASA), the US space agency, had been informed and senior scientists were expected to arrive at the scene soon.
The Bureau of Paranormal Research & Extra Terrestrial Activities in Denver, Colorado immediately released reports of some alien spacecraft signals being detected in the area of the Indian subcontinent. A bureau team is expected to arrive in the city in a special jet on Thursday.
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“It is already tomorrow in India.”
Probably temporal displacement caused by UFO.
And so it begins. ;-)
Is tomorrow too late to get committed to a rubber room?
Already 1 April — April Fools
First they say its the size of five cargo ships then ...
Noted scientist Yash Pal(real person) said the UFO could probably be a reconnaissance ship and that there could be more such UFOs on the way. “The size of the ship that crashed in Punjab is small. It means it’s an offshoot vehicle. The mother ship could be nearby,” he warned.
The size of five cargo ships and it only crashes with a ‘Thud’ sound?
Always in some far-off, isolated place, usually with very superstitious inhabitants.
How could someone write a news story like that without there being any pics taken??
Anyone snap a photo?
Yes, it’s April Fool’s Day in India.
This is the picture on the main page of the site
Is this for real? I looked for any signs of satire, humor, etc., but couldn’t find any. Is this publication valid?
Was it a — wait for it — "dull thud"??
Isn’t that a line from LOTR? Second movie?