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FBI files show KFC founder received death threat
Associated Press ^ | April 14, 2011 | BRUCE SCHREINER

Posted on 04/14/2011 12:40:10 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

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1 posted on 04/14/2011 12:40:13 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Sounds like the Chicken Liberation Army.


2 posted on 04/14/2011 12:45:48 PM PDT by SampleMan (If all of the people currently oppressed shared a common geography, bullets would already be flying.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Was it because, “He puts something in it that makes you crave it fortnightly?”


3 posted on 04/14/2011 12:46:23 PM PDT by Constitutions Grandchild
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To: Free ThinkerNY

anyone else remember the episode of Little House on the Prairie when he made a cameo appearance?


4 posted on 04/14/2011 12:51:23 PM PDT by MNDude (so that's what they meant by Carter's second term)
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To: Constitutions Grandchild
Was it because, “He puts something in it that makes you crave it fortnightly?”

"And Charlie! Light a MATCH!"

5 posted on 04/14/2011 12:52:29 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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Comedian George Wallace walked in to a KFC at 11:00 at night and ordered three buckets of chicken. That’s 72 pieces. The girl behind the counter asks “is that for here or to go?”.
He says, “It’s for here. And you have to stay until I eat every last piece. You ugly bitch!”


6 posted on 04/14/2011 12:58:31 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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You wouldn’t get ME to eat that chicken after that comment.


7 posted on 04/14/2011 1:06:54 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: massgopguy

Not funny, just crude.


8 posted on 04/14/2011 1:07:20 PM PDT by RoadGumby (For God so loved the world)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It was me. I never forgave him for stealing the geographical location of superior chicken from Maryland.

Don’t get me started on Rye Whisky.


9 posted on 04/14/2011 1:09:40 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: massgopguy
Comedian George Wallace: Hey, waitress, this chicken tastes like S**t!

Waitress: Well done! Have another and see what else you taste!
10 posted on 04/14/2011 1:10:31 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: massgopguy
Waitress: Oh, no rush. Take your time. We want to hang out to watch you eat EVERY LAST PIECE!
11 posted on 04/14/2011 1:12:44 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: Free ThinkerNY
The warning came from someone identified as "The General."
Hmmm, art imitating life?

12 posted on 04/14/2011 1:15:41 PM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: massgopguy

Was that suppose to be funny????? EPIC FAIL!!!!


13 posted on 04/14/2011 1:20:37 PM PDT by glaseatr (Father of a Marine, Uncle of SGT Adam Estep. A Co. 2/5 Cav. KIA Thurs April 29, 2004 Baghdad Iraq)
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To: SampleMan
Is that another chicken joke?!
14 posted on 04/14/2011 1:27:32 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Free ThinkerNY
No doubt the threat originated from a rival cartel...


15 posted on 04/14/2011 1:31:57 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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'I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eye! "Oh-o-o-h, you're going to buy my chicken! O-o-oh..."'
16 posted on 04/14/2011 2:08:27 PM PDT by niteowl77 (I don't mind them stewing in their own juices, but I do mind them stewing me in their own juices.)
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To: MNDude

The episode was titled Wave of the Future I believe

Heck,I remember the Col doing the KFC commercials on tv


17 posted on 04/14/2011 3:06:03 PM PDT by Harold Shea (RVN `70 - `71)
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Ha! you must have a great memory. He must have been ancient when he died, he was already old in that episode taking place in the 1880’s!


18 posted on 04/14/2011 3:25:38 PM PDT by MNDude (so that's what they meant by Carter's second term)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

AKA the General

19 posted on 04/14/2011 4:28:12 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (The heresy of heresies was common sense - Orwell)
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To: oh8eleven

That was a really funny movie.


20 posted on 04/14/2011 4:44:41 PM PDT by wally_bert (It's sheer elegance in its simplicity! - The Middleman)
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