The 7 Biggest Mistakes Newbie Baby Namers Make

Parent Dish ^ | Apr 7, 2011 | Pamela Satran and Linda Rosenkrantz

[mylife]

I know a man named that.
Doesnt seem to hinder him

[mylife]

Lookie Wookie?

[mylife]

Better than Mrs Damark

[berdie]

Biggest chuckle of the night. :)

[mylife]

Then there are the truly lamentable ones that were just overlooked like P.J. Thomas or I.P. Freely

[trumandogz]

Never a Wayne and never a Jr.

[ModelBreaker]

“Never begin a first name with the syllable “La-” or “Da-” or “Ka-” or “Ta-” and never put a capital letter in the middle of a name.”

Apostrophes are a surefire branding, too. The only way the kid gets out of that is becoming a pro-bowler.

[TigersEye]

My aim is to have my children take care of me.

If I name my son Woops and my daughter Watery Tart I'm pretty sure they will take care of me before either one turns 18 ...

...and they won't be tried as adults. ;^)

[dragnet2]

Jose Maria Juan Carlos Hipolito Moran de Guzman el moron

[LukeL]

I can’t tell you home many times I have had people say to me “Luke I am your father”

[mylife]

Snort!

[tiki]

My husband had a cousin named, Dick Noyes, pronounced noise, yea there were some doozy remarks.

[skimask]

If I were to have another boy Richard Cranium ***** would be my choice.

[skimask]

"Lookie Wookie?"

Obama bin biden's wife

[Straight Vermonter]

I love how #2 and #5 directly contradict each other.

[PA Engineer]

Bigus Dickus

[The SISU kid]

Knew a guy who named his son Richard Myles.....Yeah his last name was Long

:^)

[chopperman]

My daughter just named her first born Lucas. We’re already calling him Widdle Wookie.

[patriot08]

LOL Good one.

[patriot08]

There are bunch of Dicks in Victoria, Texas where I grew up-even a Richard Dick.