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'Mass cow sacrifices by aliens' sent White House into panic, FBI records reveal
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| April 13, 2011
| Richard Hartley-Parkinson
Posted on 04/18/2011 12:37:28 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Mass cow sacrifices by aliens' sent Carter White House into panic, FBI records revealThe title becomes self explanatory.
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posted on
04/18/2011 12:41:55 PM PDT
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skeeter
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
04/18/2011 12:43:47 PM PDT
by
556x45
To: Free ThinkerNY
just Dennis Kucinich’s people having a take-out BBQ.
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posted on
04/18/2011 12:45:06 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
04/18/2011 12:45:16 PM PDT
by
Christian Engineer Mass
(25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
To: skeeter
I remember something about him being freaked out by "Oswald" too
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posted on
04/18/2011 12:47:15 PM PDT
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Christian Engineer Mass
(25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Alien: We have experimented with all the beings of Earth, and we have learned that you are the most intelligent and wise.
Cow: Why did you turn some of us inside out?
Alien: Oh, that was Carl's fault. He's new.
Alien(Carl): Yeah, sorry about that, my bad!
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posted on
04/18/2011 12:49:46 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Free ThinkerNY
I hope the wackos do not go to far overboard with this. They could make some good fictional reading.
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posted on
04/18/2011 12:50:20 PM PDT
by
mountainlion
(America land of the free because of the Brave.)
To: mountainlion
I ain't got time to look into this right now man ...
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posted on
04/18/2011 12:51:24 PM PDT
by
Scythian
To: Free ThinkerNY
Well, 11 light years is a long trip and
USA is their McEarth Eat-n-Run Drop-Your-McBeef-Litter Fast Food Restaurant.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Udderly Ridiculous!
To: bunkerhill7
Thanx!!! My iced tea now decorates my computer screen!!
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posted on
04/18/2011 12:58:16 PM PDT
by
xkaydet65
(IACTA ALEA EST!!!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
When news of the cow abductions reached the White House in 1979, there was fear. Alright tin foil hat crowd, before you start crowing that this is UFO proof, remember who was president in 1979: Jimmy Carter.
Jimmy Carter, who was "shocked" (his own word) to discover the Soviet Union's leaders had lied to him; Jimmy Carter, the most gullible president in history;
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posted on
04/18/2011 1:00:13 PM PDT
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Brookhaven
(Moderates = non-thinkers)
To: Free ThinkerNY
The Attorney General Bell was one of Carter's crew of Natural Born Idiots.
He's dead Jim!"
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04/18/2011 1:02:02 PM PDT
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bvw
To: Free ThinkerNY
I love this stuff. Aliens, so advanced that they are able to build FTL ships and then fly them from distant stars to Earth, are so stupid that they decide cows are the dominant life form. I can just hear the interrogation now:
ALIEN: Tell us about your weapons!
TERRIFIED COW: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ALIEN: Is that some sort of code?
TC: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (takes a dump on the deck)
ALIEN: Chemical warfare! Alert! Alert! Do you think we cannot counter your weapon?
TC: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (drops dead of heart attack).
ALIEN: Another suicide! These evil quadrupeds are tough! Bring in the next subject!
To: Brookhaven
To this day, I can’t stand to look at a pix of Jimmah Cahtah.
To: Boogieman
Ping to you as this had me thinking about your comments on MKULTRA a few weeks back.
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04/18/2011 1:05:31 PM PDT
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Oratam
To: mountainlion
Are there any news reports of 8,000 cows going missing???
Any reports of tornado activity around any meat packaging plants?
This is new news!!!
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posted on
04/18/2011 1:07:44 PM PDT
by
sodpoodle
(Is it 2012 yet?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Don’t ya think some one would have noticed 8,000 cows falling from the skies?
I realize there were a lot of drugs and disco in the 70s; but 8,000 cows dropping from the skies?
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posted on
04/18/2011 1:09:36 PM PDT
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freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I remember when cow mutilations were in the news regularly in the late 70’s and early 80’s. I have no clue who or what did it, but I remember.
It happened several times about 70 miles from my home (I live in Cullman) in Fyffe, AL. I did not witness it personally, but I remember it being in the news and was a young bank examiner traveling in the area when it happened.
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04/18/2011 1:11:19 PM PDT
by
RatRipper
(I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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