'Mass cow sacrifices by aliens' sent White House into panic, FBI records reveal

dailymail.co.uk ^ | April 13, 2011 | Richard Hartley-Parkinson

[skeeter]

Mass cow sacrifices by aliens' sent Carter White House into panic, FBI records reveal

The title becomes self explanatory.

[556x45]

LOL, what???!

[WOBBLY BOB]

just Dennis Kucinich’s people having a take-out BBQ.

[Christian Engineer Mass]

[Christian Engineer Mass]

I remember something about him being freaked out by "Oswald" too

[dfwgator]

Alien: We have experimented with all the beings of Earth, and we have learned that you are the most intelligent and wise.

Cow: Why did you turn some of us inside out?

Alien: Oh, that was Carl's fault. He's new.

Alien(Carl): Yeah, sorry about that, my bad!

[mountainlion]

I hope the wackos do not go to far overboard with this. They could make some good fictional reading.

[Scythian]

I ain't got time to look into this right now man ...

[bunkerhill7]

Well, 11 light years is a long trip and

USA is their McEarth Eat-n-Run Drop-Your-McBeef-Litter Fast Food Restaurant.

[TexasCajun]

Udderly Ridiculous!

[xkaydet65]

Thanx!!! My iced tea now decorates my computer screen!!

[Brookhaven]

When news of the cow abductions reached the White House in 1979, there was fear.

Alright tin foil hat crowd, before you start crowing that this is UFO proof, remember who was president in 1979: Jimmy Carter.

Jimmy Carter, who was "shocked" (his own word) to discover the Soviet Union's leaders had lied to him; Jimmy Carter, the most gullible president in history;

[bvw]

The Attorney General Bell was one of Carter's crew of Natural Born Idiots. He's dead Jim!"

[pabianice]

I love this stuff. Aliens, so advanced that they are able to build FTL ships and then fly them from distant stars to Earth, are so stupid that they decide cows are the dominant life form. I can just hear the interrogation now:

ALIEN: Tell us about your weapons!

TERRIFIED COW: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ALIEN: Is that some sort of code?

TC: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (takes a dump on the deck)

ALIEN: Chemical warfare! Alert! Alert! Do you think we cannot counter your weapon?

TC: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (drops dead of heart attack).

ALIEN: Another suicide! These evil quadrupeds are tough! Bring in the next subject!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

To this day, I can’t stand to look at a pix of Jimmah Cahtah.

[Oratam]

Ping to you as this had me thinking about your comments on MKULTRA a few weeks back.

[sodpoodle]

Are there any news reports of 8,000 cows going missing???

Any reports of tornado activity around any meat packaging plants?

This is new news!!!

[freekitty]

Don’t ya think some one would have noticed 8,000 cows falling from the skies?

I realize there were a lot of drugs and disco in the 70s; but 8,000 cows dropping from the skies?

[RatRipper]

I remember when cow mutilations were in the news regularly in the late 70’s and early 80’s. I have no clue who or what did it, but I remember.

It happened several times about 70 miles from my home (I live in Cullman) in Fyffe, AL. I did not witness it personally, but I remember it being in the news and was a young bank examiner traveling in the area when it happened.