Man arrested after being found standing over goat, wearing women's underwear

Charleston Daily Mail ^ | Tuesday May 3, 2011 | Ashley B. Craig

[fella]

Why should this surprise us? After all we are now being legally forced to tolerate a number of other perverted and/or deviant behaviors as normal. Can this brand be far off?

[texas_mrs]

His momma and daddy must be so proud.

[Responsibility2nd]

Mark Lucas Thompson (bragging)

“Yeah, this one time, I was having sex with my girlfriend and her mother walks up. But she didn’t say a thing! Ha ha... Well, actually she did. She said; ‘baaaaa’.”

[count-your-change]

Bath salts? No more baths for me!

[tnlibertarian]

This reminds me of a joke with the punchline “You know, a good sheep’ll do that.”

[Mashood]

“Deputies had dealt with the man before and believe him to be mentally unstable.”

Why... next thing you know they’ll say that being homosexual or a transvestite is a mental disease. Preposterous!

[Howie66]

“When one tolerates bad behavior, that is what one can expect.” I don’t know who exactly said this, but I live by this code.

I will NOT engage in any tolerance of lousy behavior at all.

I don’t have to.

[Titan Magroyne]

Gah! Lookit that mug!

It must be a sign of the times that I tried to discern from the story what the goat’s sex was. “Bailey,” is that for sure a girl name?

I mean, are we talking about homonecrocapraphilia or only plain ole heteronecrocapraphilia?

My head, it huuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrtz.

[LottieDah]

A little Proactive and some men’s clothing and he could have gotten a human female to go out with him.

[GladesGuru]

“he had been high on bath salts for the last three days, said Cpl. Sean Snuffer”

Walking, talking jokes of both sides of the badge.

[Eva]

It’s not really bath salts, it some kind of synthetic drug that is not yet illegal. It’s sold in drug paraphernalia stores in jars, labeled bath salts. They say that the customers are usually older, 40 somethings who don’t have the contacts to buy street drugs.

[blueunicorn6]

With a resume like that, he should move to San Francisco. They’d elect him to the city council.

[blueunicorn6]

Geez. Just when you think there can’t be anything worse. A guy wearing women’s underwear having sex with a dead goat. Folks, we have the winner of THE SICKEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN THE WORLD AWARD. Now, they’ll have to have a program in this at the universities and they’ll have to have a Dead-Goat-F_cker Advocate on every campus just to be sure they’re politically correct.

[Elle Bee]

let's hope he doesn't vote in the next election

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[ottbmare]

I thought that this was a story about Keith Olbermann.

POST OF THE DAY!

[Slings and Arrows]

I mean, are we talking about homonecrocapraphilia or only plain ole heteronecrocapraphilia?

A rebuttal.

[Howie66]

Thank You!

:-)

[Darksheare]

The goat will need years of therapy.

[Slings and Arrows]

The goat will need years of therapy.

It's dead. Maybe not.

[ottbmare]

You, sir, are a great American!