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OBL's Last Words Contest
MyDiseasedBrain ^
| May 4, 2011
| Vanity
Posted on 05/04/2011 10:09:28 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets
Please submit your entry in the OBL's last words contest. Winners will be selected at COB 6-Jumada-Al-Thani, 1432, Mecca time. Peace be on you.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: feedthefish
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"Honey, I'm going to feed the fish ..."
"Careful where you point that thing, someone could lose an eye."
"Do you know who I am?"
"Osama Bin Laden? No, can't say I've ever heard of him."
"I'll get the door."
"Who called for a helicopter?
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“It’s Bush’s Fault!”
I WIN!!!
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:11:14 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Osama’s final text message:
“brb, sum1’s @ the door”
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Osama’s final text message:
“brb, sum1’s @ the door”
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Honey, get the door, I think the pizza guy’s here......
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:12:07 AM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(It's a beautiful day and I'm glad I can see it in color.......)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
No you a$$ hole Im Billy F. Gibbons
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:12:28 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom!!! <sarc>)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:12:33 AM PDT
by
mnehring
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Get the door! It’s Dominos!!
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:13:25 AM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(“Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed. (Proverbs 12:24)”)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“Look, if this is about the goat.. it was consensual!”
“I was going to donate to the FReepathon in the morning!”
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:13:33 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Mrs. Usama: Good night and see you in the morning.
Usama: Insha’Allah
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:13:56 AM PDT
by
1010RD
(First, Do No Harm)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Allah Ak...........what the f......?!?!?!
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“Honey, just stand in front of me. I guarantee they will not shoot with a woman shielding me. Hey baby. When have I been wrong before?”
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:14:38 AM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“I’ll take waterboarding for $500, please?”
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:15:20 AM PDT
by
blackdog
(The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
The same two words universally used by men facing an impossible and dire situation:
“Oh shit!”
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:15:23 AM PDT
by
Ole Okie
(++++++)
To: Kartographer
Second runner up:”I really ought to donate to the FReepathon.”
Third runner up: “First Play Station Network goes out and now this!”
Fourth: “Someone’s at the door I hope it isn’t those pesky Jehovah Witness again!”
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:15:48 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
(".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:16:01 AM PDT
by
BigFinn
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Lord Jesus, I repent of all my sins and accept you.......
or
My name is Osama Bin Ladin, and I’m prepared to negotiate (as Sadamm Hussain said when found)
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:16:13 AM PDT
by
birdsman
(NAAWP)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“What was going through my head?”
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:16:47 AM PDT
by
DaxtonBrown
(HARRY: Money Mob & Influence (See my Expose on Reid on amazon.com written by me!))
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