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Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says (parody)
The Galactic Empire Times ^ | 5/11/11 | Den Duhr, Hallis Saper

Posted on 05/11/2011 1:41:33 PM PDT by hoagy62

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi resisted and was cut down by Lord Vader's own lightsaber. He was later dumped out of an airlock.

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TOPICS: Astronomy; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: binladen; obama; parody; starwars
Read this for a laugh, especially the comments by the 'readers'. Number 2 comment in..Yoda. "Unless body I see, believe I will not".

(This apperently was done with the blessing of the New York Times.)

1 posted on 05/11/2011 1:41:37 PM PDT by hoagy62
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To: hoagy62

I find your lack of faith disturbing


2 posted on 05/11/2011 1:43:15 PM PDT by Jeff Vader
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To: hoagy62

I guess the Hutt turned a blind eye?


3 posted on 05/11/2011 1:49:45 PM PDT by Sybeck1 (Releasing the photos is a "GUTSY CALL"............)
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To: hoagy62

I like the comments too.


4 posted on 05/11/2011 1:53:12 PM PDT by dragonblustar (If libs are inspired by a book that was dedicated to Satan, their reward will be hell.)
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To: hoagy62
This cracked me up..

Bonk Droid · 6 hours ago BONK BONK BONK.

5 posted on 05/11/2011 1:58:46 PM PDT by dragonblustar (If libs are inspired by a book that was dedicated to Satan, their reward will be hell.)
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To: hoagy62

Jar-Jar Binks is still running the country.


6 posted on 05/11/2011 1:59:10 PM PDT by Perdogg (0bama got 0sama?? Really, was 0sama on the golf course?)
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To: hoagy62

Obi Kenobi is dead. Three .44 Magnum slugs to the head.


7 posted on 05/11/2011 2:02:06 PM PDT by DarthVader (That which supports Barack Hussein Obama must be sterilized and there are NO exceptions!)
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To: hoagy62

And of course, there is the Star Wars ‘Cops’ parody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MMAoOPa0Pg

And the somewhat rude Star Wars ‘Clerks’ parody.

http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/trooper_clerks/


8 posted on 05/11/2011 2:03:29 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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Jar is pResident while Chewbacca is First Wookie.

this country is pretty much a Star Wars convention.


9 posted on 05/11/2011 2:04:49 PM PDT by max americana (.)
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To: hoagy62

That is hysterical.

Did Lord Vader come out and say, “I directed Imperial Stormtroopers...I...I...I...I..”?


10 posted on 05/11/2011 2:27:31 PM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: hoagy62

I killed Obi-Wan and all I got was this empty cloak.


11 posted on 05/11/2011 2:32:27 PM PDT by conservativeimage.com ("Uh, let me be clear. Uh." - President Barack Obama)
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12 posted on 05/11/2011 2:46:53 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Rembember, you asked......)
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Lord Vader is taking all the credit for this when it was the policies I set in place that brought this Jedi terrorist to his well-deserved demise.
13 posted on 05/11/2011 3:08:26 PM PDT by Emperor Palpatine (One of these days, Alice....one of these days.....POW!! Right in the kisser!!!!)
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To: Emperor Palpatine

that bastard’s my half brother and I live in squalor in a mud hut on Tatooine. you would have thought he could spare a few credits to help me out.


14 posted on 05/11/2011 4:03:39 PM PDT by Jeff Vader
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To: Emperor Palpatine

Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.


15 posted on 05/11/2011 5:27:30 PM PDT by BenKenobi
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To: hoagy62

“Within 24 hours of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s death, you started to see Death Star stormtroopers post:

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.~Yoda” on their Helmetbook© wall.”

lol....


16 posted on 05/11/2011 9:56:26 PM PDT by tcrlaf (You can only lead a lib to the Truth, you can't make it think...)
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