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Caption Obama in Texas

Posted on 05/12/2011 10:05:48 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

US President Barack Obama checks confiscated items a border post between the US and Mexico in El Paso, Texas. Obama on Tuesday predicted Republicans would seek to block his new immigration reform drive, quipping they would demand alligators in a moat around America's borders.


President Barack Obama (L) looks over to Mexico during a tour of Bridge of America Cargo Facility in El Paso, Texas, May 10, 2011.


U.S. President Barack Obama (front L) greets supporters after delivering remarks at a DNC event at Austin City Limits Moody Theater in Austin, Texas, May 10, 2011.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: photos
Campaign staff work in President Barack Obama's new campaign headquarters in Chicago, May 12, 2011.

1 posted on 05/12/2011 10:05:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Last pic with the arm coming in on the left-

“I’m pinching your head.”


2 posted on 05/12/2011 10:08:18 AM PDT by a real Sheila (SEAL TEAM 6 and the CIA "Gotter DONE!")
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To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; ...

Obama: "Someday....I envision no wall between America and Mexico....and they'll be free to come here any way they'd like and vote....without anyone being able to stop them or say anything..."
3 posted on 05/12/2011 10:08:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Lucky9teen

"Oh My God, I remember you from that weekend on Fire Island."

4 posted on 05/12/2011 10:10:25 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Lucky9teen

"Oh Barry, have you heard that parts of Texas are flaming?"

5 posted on 05/12/2011 10:10:26 AM PDT by DrewsDad (Environmental Extremism Eventually Endangers Everyone)
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To: Lucky9teen
Limp wristed guy:

"Oh my GAWD you are so FABULOUS! I'm so EXCITED to meet you!
I'm so glad I'm wearing a jacket, right now my nipples could just cut glass!"


6 posted on 05/12/2011 10:11:58 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Lucky9teen

First three pics capture a border patrol agent discribing a typical lunch buffet for those on shift that afternoon...

Obama’s thinking...”Damn, good thing Michelle’s not here, wouldn’t be much left after she gets thru this line...”


7 posted on 05/12/2011 10:12:29 AM PDT by stevie_d_64 (I'm jus' sayin')
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To: Lucky9teen
the dilusional gay white guy gets a shake free hand shake from the socialist.....
8 posted on 05/12/2011 10:13:21 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: humblegunner

"Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you."

9 posted on 05/12/2011 10:13:41 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Lucky9teen

"I'm sorry, sir, but I can't let you take the plant with you."

10 posted on 05/12/2011 10:13:52 AM PDT by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: Lucky9teen
The idiots in this picture are the enemy.....
11 posted on 05/12/2011 10:17:58 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Lucky9teen; waterhill; ixtl

This will be a classic (((ping)))


12 posted on 05/12/2011 10:18:34 AM PDT by Envisioning ( Call me a racist................, one more time......................)
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To: Lucky9teen

Border Agent: "...and this is all just from your aunt."

13 posted on 05/12/2011 10:19:29 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (Today, if you build a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse. RReagan)
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To: Lucky9teen
These pathetic kool-aid drinkers are the real problem. They make me sick because they are all traitors!
14 posted on 05/12/2011 10:21:10 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Still my favorite embarrassing photo

15 posted on 05/12/2011 10:24:25 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Prayers for missing Marizela Perez. Prayers for her safe return.)
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To: savedbygrace
"Why did Nappy take all the guns off the table?".....
16 posted on 05/12/2011 10:26:32 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Loud Mime

That’s a keeper, fellow freeper!


17 posted on 05/12/2011 10:28:07 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Loud Mime

Whatever he is doing holding that little girls head like that, it looks like he’s enjoying himself.


18 posted on 05/12/2011 10:37:45 AM PDT by farmguy
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To: Lucky9teen
"Mr. President! ... You Really Know Larry Sinclaire?"


19 posted on 05/12/2011 10:46:27 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: savedbygrace

“We give them all those guns and all we get back is some eggs and vegetables?”


20 posted on 05/12/2011 10:53:32 AM PDT by RonF
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To: Lucky9teen

"When do you start shipping my voters in?"

21 posted on 05/12/2011 11:00:45 AM PDT by DrewsDad (Environmental Extremism Eventually Endangers Everyone)
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To: Lucky9teen

"Where's the Arugula?"

22 posted on 05/12/2011 11:24:09 AM PDT by hattend (Obama is better than OJ... He found a killer while on the golf course.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Where's the arugula?

23 posted on 05/12/2011 11:26:48 AM PDT by dancusa (Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. W. Churchill)
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To: hattend

Beat me by 39 seconds. LOL!


24 posted on 05/12/2011 11:27:54 AM PDT by dancusa (Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. W. Churchill)
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To: hattend
Obama: "Yeah, I see plants and money and salamis and stuff. I don't see any illegal aliens, where are you keeping them?"

Agent: "What the hell are you talking about, sir? Apprehending people is not in my job description...ask Ms Napalitano."


25 posted on 05/12/2011 11:30:29 AM PDT by hattend (Obama is better than OJ... He found a killer while on the golf course.)
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26 posted on 05/12/2011 11:30:49 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: dancusa

hahahaha!!


27 posted on 05/12/2011 11:32:46 AM PDT by hattend (Obama is better than OJ... He found a killer while on the golf course.)
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To: Lucky9teen

"I'm fab-u-lous, thanks for asking!!! And I'm a Longhorn, too, Mister President!"

28 posted on 05/12/2011 11:42:40 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Loud Mime

If that’s a little girl in front of him, it certainly works as a image for pedophilia.

/still disgusting


29 posted on 05/12/2011 11:42:56 AM PDT by Ro_Thunder (I sure hope there is a New Morning in America soon. All this hope and change is leaving me depressed)
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To: hattend

I thought it was a great idea when they said they were going to protect us from fruits, nuts and plants from Mexico. But I wasn’t expecting this.


30 posted on 05/12/2011 11:44:11 AM PDT by 21twelve ( You can go from boom to bust, from dreams to a bowl of dust ... another lost generation.)
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To: Lucky9teen

"One day son: this will all be theirs..."

31 posted on 05/12/2011 11:44:35 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Ro_Thunder

It’s just a snapshot that looks bad. It can happen to anybody.

But, think what would have happened to that photo if it was W instead of Obama.


32 posted on 05/12/2011 11:47:35 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Prayers for missing Marizela Perez. Prayers for her safe return.)
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To: Lucky9teen
US President Barack Obama checks confiscated items a border post between the US and Mexico

I notice they didn't confiscate any actual Mexicans, just their stuff.

33 posted on 05/12/2011 11:50:06 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Loud Mime

Wondering what the photog in back is pointing his camera at!


34 posted on 05/12/2011 11:51:59 AM PDT by Always Independent
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To: Loud Mime

Wondering what the photog in back is pointing his camera at!


35 posted on 05/12/2011 11:57:56 AM PDT by Always Independent
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To: Lucky9teen

"I'm Barack Obama. You know, as in President Obama? Normally, Governor Perry would be here to introduce me, but he was busy shampooing his hair today."

36 posted on 05/12/2011 12:28:48 PM PDT by Jeff Winston
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To: Lucky9teen
"And when I'm re-elected, we'll put you all in cattle cars and put neat little tattoos on your arm... they will look something like this"


37 posted on 05/12/2011 1:37:33 PM PDT by hattend (Obama is better than OJ... He found a killer while on the golf course.)
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To: Lucky9teen


Woman to Obama: "My little girl wants to be a journalist, do you think she has what it takes?"
38 posted on 05/12/2011 1:42:10 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: Cementjungle

You are a very bad man.


39 posted on 05/12/2011 1:44:56 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Cementjungle

D’oh! Good one.


40 posted on 05/12/2011 2:02:52 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: Lucky9teen
"But I swear I am a US citizen!"

'Sure ya are fella, but you can't seem to prove it. Ok, Let's go...'

41 posted on 05/12/2011 4:12:36 PM PDT by mylife
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To: Lucky9teen

BHO: "Gimme a kiss, you big silly!"

Woman @ lower-left: "{Mmmm, okay! .... well ... Where are you, my love?"

42 posted on 05/12/2011 4:21:51 PM PDT by mikrofon ("Get in mah Belly!")
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