BREAKING. 10.0+ Earthquake in American Samoa - 6PM There

[mnehring]

USGS is reporting a 10.0+ earthquake, the largest ever reported in the islands of and around American Samoa. It seems to be splitting the fault and creating rift, moving Eastward. It is predicted it will go around the world.

Just kidding- can we officially call Camping a fraud now?

[smokingfrog]

The end is near!

[xjcsa]

Don’t we have to wait another 2 hours or so?

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Will the rift circling the world cause the world to split in half? This is serious stuff. What is it, May 21st or something?

[Semper911]

This thread gets nuked in 3... 2... 1....

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>The end is near!

I saw that on a billboard, and a guy had it on his sandwich-sign... almost enough to make you think there’s something to it.

[achilles2000]

Splitting in half? No worries...I have a parachute.

[omega4179]

reported.

[xjcsa]

Never mind; you’re right. It’s 6:10pm in Kiritimati.

[Just mythoughts]

Ah, that ‘earthquake’ is said to be geographically specific and it is not out in the middle of the ocean. NO I am not a rapturemite.

[50cal Smokepole]

Crap. And my wife just me made mow the lawn. Can I start looting now, or should I wait a bit? /s

[mnehring]

Not according to Camping, he said it would be 6PM on the 21st wherever you were in the world and follow that time around the world.

[grey_whiskers]

I have a splitting headache...

Cheers!

[xjcsa]

reported.

Since when does FR not have a sense of humor about these things?

[StonyMan451]

Is it in danger of tipping over?! Oh, wait a sec... that was Guam, wasn’t it?

[null and void]

Wait a bit, some people still have ammo...

[Terry Mross]

Shame on you. lol

[RedWhiteBlue]

hunker down ....

[mnehring]

You reported the earthquake? Cool, did it shake a lot. Where there birds and snakes and airplanes and Lenny Bruce was not afraid?

[Delta 21]

WE are SO Screwed !!

[Peter ODonnell]

Good news and bad news.

I’ve been raptured.

But everyone here but me is gay.

[JoeProBono]

[Revolting cat!]

Sea? See? The ride is over, kids!
Reuters pics from Samoa.

[50cal Smokepole]

Good point.

[mnehring]

Strange, word is Mormons are going missing all around the world. Seems they are the ones who guessed right.

[dfwgator]

This is hugh!

[eak3]

i did crap my pants for about 5 seconds lol

[sawmill trash]

Will the rift circling the world cause the world to split in half?

Got Duct Tape ?

[dfwgator]

Reports of beebers being stuned are coming in from all over the world.

[razorback-bert]

This is HUGH and SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ConservativeStatement]

[The Citizen Soldier]

reported.

Dang, I applied for "End of the World" thread press credentials for the day but was turned down.

[doc1019]

I don’t think G-d cares about time zones. When the rapture happens, it will happen all over the world simultaneously.

[highpockets]

LOL

Darn funny.

Thanks.

I have Mountain Dew all over the front of my shirt now :)

[Rebelbase]

Hello. This is Rebelbase’s son. Did dad tell anyone he was going anywhere? He was here 20 minutes ago and now he’s gone. The car is still in the driveway but I can’t find him anywhere and his clothes are draped over the chair, it’s almost like he vanished.

[dfwgator]

See, I knew this all was one giant hoa

[50cal Smokepole]

Mitt Romney is finally out?
WooHoo!

[BwanaNdege]

You really need to make your /sarc tag in a larger font for us folks with old eyes.

I ran out, looted a Mercedes dealership, a Rolex store, got a new pickup and bass boat and just stopped by the house on my way to get a new helicopter when I read the fine print on your post.

Dang! Now I have to return all this stuff, wipe my fingerprints from the scene and figure out where the security tapes are stored. Bummer!

/sarcasm

[mnehring]

You sure are quick in your looting for an old guy with bad eyes. :->

[grey_whiskers]

Did the island of Guam capsize yet? /sarc>

Cheers!

[BwanaNdege]

Get in ahead of the rush!

Plus I have fitted my walker with roller blade wheels.

Yeeeeehaaaaa!

[mnehring]

They spent several trillion dollars but they came up with a solution, floaties.

[Sarabaracuda]

Well, at least we don’t have to worry about Romney winning the nomination.

[freedumb2003]

I had to read the thread a bit, then I remembered this is The Day of The Rapture.

Bummer about the quake — I hope people weren’t hurt.

And locally, as I suspected, The Rapture happened but no one was good enough to take.

[merryberry]

CAN i please use this on my FACEBOOK/

[mnehring]

my snarks have no copyright

[Fred Hayek]

http://money.cnn.com/news/economy/storysupplement/harold_camping/?iid=EL

Interesting farewell letter from Harold Camping to the staff at Family Radio. Yet again he contradicts himself. According to his “prediction”, no one would be saved after 21May2011. Yet he tells his staff to keep spreading the Gospel. Yet much earlier, no one was saved after 21May1988 (the day he was asked to stop teaching at the church he was attending at the time?).
So is Harold Camping going to do a disappearing act? Or is there some Flavor Aid or applesauce involved? This stinks.

[tcrlaf]

“Reuters pics from Samoa.”

You liar...
We ALl know that is Detroit...

[BwanaNdege]

BTW, I DO believe that Jesus will return within my lifetime and probably fairly soon. But “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” Matt 24:36

“Even so, come quickly, Lord Jesus!”

[CharlesWayneCT]

Well, my daughter asked me tonight if she gets all the money when we all get raptured.

I told her that we were presbyterians, so if God chose her, she was coming with us whether she wanted to or not.

She accuesed God of kidnapping her, and I reminded her God created her, and noted she didn’t think she was kidnapping her notebook.

Then I reminded her to feed the ferrets when we’re gone.