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BREAKING. 10.0+ Earthquake in American Samoa - 6PM There

Posted on 05/20/2011 9:17:12 PM PDT by mnehring

USGS is reporting a 10.0+ earthquake, the largest ever reported in the islands of and around American Samoa. It seems to be splitting the fault and creating rift, moving Eastward. It is predicted it will go around the world.

Just kidding- can we officially call Camping a fraud now?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bravosierra; camping; endoftheworld; humor; nowwhat; rapture
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1 posted on 05/20/2011 9:17:16 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

The end is near!


2 posted on 05/20/2011 9:18:05 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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To: mnehring

Don’t we have to wait another 2 hours or so?


3 posted on 05/20/2011 9:19:57 PM PDT by xjcsa (Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
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To: mnehring

Will the rift circling the world cause the world to split in half? This is serious stuff. What is it, May 21st or something?


4 posted on 05/20/2011 9:20:23 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: mnehring

This thread gets nuked in 3... 2... 1....


5 posted on 05/20/2011 9:20:33 PM PDT by Semper911 (When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
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To: smokingfrog

>>>The end is near!

I saw that on a billboard, and a guy had it on his sandwich-sign... almost enough to make you think there’s something to it.


6 posted on 05/20/2011 9:21:06 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Splitting in half? No worries...I have a parachute.


7 posted on 05/20/2011 9:21:23 PM PDT by achilles2000 ("I'll agree to save the whales as long as we can deport the liberals")
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To: mnehring

reported.


8 posted on 05/20/2011 9:21:42 PM PDT by omega4179 (No Rinos)
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To: mnehring

Never mind; you’re right. It’s 6:10pm in Kiritimati.


9 posted on 05/20/2011 9:21:52 PM PDT by xjcsa (Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
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To: mnehring
Ah, that ‘earthquake’ is said to be geographically specific and it is not out in the middle of the ocean. NO I am not a rapturemite.
10 posted on 05/20/2011 9:21:58 PM PDT by Just mythoughts
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To: mnehring

Crap. And my wife just me made mow the lawn. Can I start looting now, or should I wait a bit? /s


11 posted on 05/20/2011 9:22:06 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: xjcsa

Not according to Camping, he said it would be 6PM on the 21st wherever you were in the world and follow that time around the world.


12 posted on 05/20/2011 9:22:08 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring
I have a splitting headache...

Cheers!

13 posted on 05/20/2011 9:22:16 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: omega4179
reported.

Since when does FR not have a sense of humor about these things?

14 posted on 05/20/2011 9:22:51 PM PDT by xjcsa (Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
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To: mnehring

Is it in danger of tipping over?! Oh, wait a sec... that was Guam, wasn’t it?


15 posted on 05/20/2011 9:23:29 PM PDT by StonyMan451
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To: 50cal Smokepole

Wait a bit, some people still have ammo...


16 posted on 05/20/2011 9:23:46 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 848 of our national holiday from reality. - OBL Dead? The TSA can go away!)
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To: mnehring

Shame on you. lol


17 posted on 05/20/2011 9:23:46 PM PDT by Terry Mross (Only a SECOND party will get my vote.)
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To: mnehring

hunker down ....


18 posted on 05/20/2011 9:23:54 PM PDT by RedWhiteBlue
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To: omega4179

You reported the earthquake? Cool, did it shake a lot. Where there birds and snakes and airplanes and Lenny Bruce was not afraid?


19 posted on 05/20/2011 9:24:25 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

WE are SO Screwed !!


20 posted on 05/20/2011 9:24:55 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Make your choice ! There are NO civilians.)
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To: All

Good news and bad news.

I’ve been raptured.

But everyone here but me is gay.


21 posted on 05/20/2011 9:25:19 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell
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To: mnehring

22 posted on 05/20/2011 9:25:40 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: mnehring
Sea? See? The ride is over, kids!
Reuters pics from Samoa.


23 posted on 05/20/2011 9:25:46 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: null and void

Good point.


24 posted on 05/20/2011 9:25:57 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: Peter ODonnell

Strange, word is Mormons are going missing all around the world. Seems they are the ones who guessed right.


25 posted on 05/20/2011 9:26:25 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

This is hugh!


26 posted on 05/20/2011 9:26:51 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: mnehring

i did crap my pants for about 5 seconds lol


27 posted on 05/20/2011 9:26:58 PM PDT by eak3
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Will the rift circling the world cause the world to split in half?

Got Duct Tape ?


28 posted on 05/20/2011 9:27:29 PM PDT by sawmill trash
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To: mnehring

Reports of beebers being stuned are coming in from all over the world.


29 posted on 05/20/2011 9:27:39 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: mnehring

This is HUGH and SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


30 posted on 05/20/2011 9:27:45 PM PDT by razorback-bert (Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.)
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To: JoeProBono

31 posted on 05/20/2011 9:27:48 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: omega4179
reported.

Dang, I applied for "End of the World" thread press credentials for the day but was turned down.

32 posted on 05/20/2011 9:28:10 PM PDT by The Citizen Soldier (I will always remember exactly where I was when Obama made his NCAA picks.)
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To: xjcsa

I don’t think G-d cares about time zones. When the rapture happens, it will happen all over the world simultaneously.


33 posted on 05/20/2011 9:28:14 PM PDT by doc1019 (Palin/Bachmann, unbeatable.)
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To: Peter ODonnell
LOL

Darn funny.

Thanks.

I have Mountain Dew all over the front of my shirt now :)

34 posted on 05/20/2011 9:28:28 PM PDT by highpockets
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To: mnehring

Hello. This is Rebelbase’s son. Did dad tell anyone he was going anywhere? He was here 20 minutes ago and now he’s gone. The car is still in the driveway but I can’t find him anywhere and his clothes are draped over the chair, it’s almost like he vanished.


35 posted on 05/20/2011 9:29:02 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

See, I knew this all was one giant hoa


36 posted on 05/20/2011 9:29:59 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: mnehring

Mitt Romney is finally out?
WooHoo!


37 posted on 05/20/2011 9:31:11 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: mnehring
You really need to make your /sarc tag in a larger font for us folks with old eyes.

I ran out, looted a Mercedes dealership, a Rolex store, got a new pickup and bass boat and just stopped by the house on my way to get a new helicopter when I read the fine print on your post.

Dang! Now I have to return all this stuff, wipe my fingerprints from the scene and figure out where the security tapes are stored. Bummer!

/sarcasm

38 posted on 05/20/2011 9:33:44 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("Experience is the best teacher, but if you can accept it 2nd hand, the tuition is less." M Rosen)
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To: BwanaNdege

You sure are quick in your looting for an old guy with bad eyes. :->


39 posted on 05/20/2011 9:34:24 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring
Did the island of Guam capsize yet? /sarc>

Cheers!

40 posted on 05/20/2011 9:36:34 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: mnehring

Get in ahead of the rush!

Plus I have fitted my walker with roller blade wheels.

Yeeeeehaaaaa!


41 posted on 05/20/2011 9:38:32 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("Experience is the best teacher, but if you can accept it 2nd hand, the tuition is less." M Rosen)
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To: grey_whiskers

They spent several trillion dollars but they came up with a solution, floaties.


42 posted on 05/20/2011 9:38:54 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

Well, at least we don’t have to worry about Romney winning the nomination.


43 posted on 05/20/2011 9:39:56 PM PDT by Sarabaracuda (I, Sarabaracuda, do hereby swear to support the Republican nominee for president.)
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To: mnehring

I had to read the thread a bit, then I remembered this is The Day of The Rapture.

Bummer about the quake — I hope people weren’t hurt.

And locally, as I suspected, The Rapture happened but no one was good enough to take.


44 posted on 05/20/2011 9:45:14 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (osama gets 72 virgins. We get 72 versions...)
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To: mnehring

CAN i please use this on my FACEBOOK/


45 posted on 05/20/2011 9:45:59 PM PDT by merryberry (Yes we Cain)
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To: merryberry

my snarks have no copyright


46 posted on 05/20/2011 9:46:52 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

http://money.cnn.com/news/economy/storysupplement/harold_camping/?iid=EL

Interesting farewell letter from Harold Camping to the staff at Family Radio. Yet again he contradicts himself. According to his “prediction”, no one would be saved after 21May2011. Yet he tells his staff to keep spreading the Gospel. Yet much earlier, no one was saved after 21May1988 (the day he was asked to stop teaching at the church he was attending at the time?).
So is Harold Camping going to do a disappearing act? Or is there some Flavor Aid or applesauce involved? This stinks.


47 posted on 05/20/2011 9:48:49 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (FUBO, the No Talent Pop Star pResident.)
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To: Revolting cat!

“Reuters pics from Samoa.”

You liar...
We ALl know that is Detroit...


48 posted on 05/20/2011 9:49:13 PM PDT by tcrlaf (You can only lead a lib to the Truth, you can't make it think...)
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To: BwanaNdege

BTW, I DO believe that Jesus will return within my lifetime and probably fairly soon. But “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” Matt 24:36

“Even so, come quickly, Lord Jesus!”


49 posted on 05/20/2011 9:50:46 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("Experience is the best teacher, but if you can accept it 2nd hand, the tuition is less." M Rosen)
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To: freedumb2003

Well, my daughter asked me tonight if she gets all the money when we all get raptured.

I told her that we were presbyterians, so if God chose her, she was coming with us whether she wanted to or not.

She accuesed God of kidnapping her, and I reminded her God created her, and noted she didn’t think she was kidnapping her notebook.

Then I reminded her to feed the ferrets when we’re gone.


50 posted on 05/20/2011 9:51:55 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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