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1 posted on 05/21/2011 12:56:13 PM PDT by traumer
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Try Tahiti...hahaha

2 posted on 05/21/2011 12:58:42 PM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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... a man who is now $80 million dollars richer, thanks to his apocalypse message


3 posted on 05/21/2011 12:59:02 PM PDT by traumer
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Hint: Is his tent missing?


6 posted on 05/21/2011 1:01:43 PM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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Ooopsie!


7 posted on 05/21/2011 1:02:02 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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Camping ... could not be reached immediately for comment on Saturday.

Hmmm. Maybe the Rapture did occur and he just got the earthquake part wrong. No where does that leave us?

8 posted on 05/21/2011 1:02:25 PM PDT by newheart (When does policy become treason?)
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A return to the stoning of false prophets would tend to reduce this kind of nonsense from even starting.


9 posted on 05/21/2011 1:02:52 PM PDT by alancarp (Liberals are all for shared pain... until they're included in the pain group.)
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I heard he now works for the Federal Government doing major hurricane predictions and economic forecasting.

Unexpectedly.


10 posted on 05/21/2011 1:06:00 PM PDT by Patrick1 ("The problem with Internet quotations is that many are not genuine." - Abraham Lincoln)
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I was hoping to get it right on the first try. This just means we’ll have to do it all over again on 12-21-2012......:)


15 posted on 05/21/2011 1:11:07 PM PDT by blastdad51 (Typical middle-aged white patriot.)
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Nothing worse than predicting the Rapture and then getting left behind when it happens!


16 posted on 05/21/2011 1:17:22 PM PDT by rotstan
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Cheer up folks, we still have the 2012 Mayan prediction.


18 posted on 05/21/2011 1:19:01 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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Don’t these shmucks who predict the date of Apocalypse read the Bible? Jesus said no man knows the date or the hour of His return and the end. Ignorant morons—or out to make a buck somehow? Yikes.... see ya tomorrow y’all.


19 posted on 05/21/2011 1:22:23 PM PDT by tflabo
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Tomorrow's headlines today:

Rapture Ruptured!


20 posted on 05/21/2011 1:24:55 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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22 posted on 05/21/2011 1:27:13 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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You know, I would not put it past this shmuck at all to suddenly disappear...and have others claim he was beamed up to heaven.

It would be the perfect end to a really good scam. He could then live out the rest of his life retiring in wealth and luxury, while stimulating his base to worship him and give more money. Not something I would ever do, but it is pretty cool.

23 posted on 05/21/2011 1:30:53 PM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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According to Dut. 18:20-22, it only takes one false prophecy to be known as a false prophet!

So, Harold Camping, Benny Hinn, Jack Van Impe, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and a host of others have prophesied falsely and God said that we have don't to listen to them!
24 posted on 05/21/2011 1:31:27 PM PDT by ForAmerica (Conservative Christian Black Man!)
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‘...deep sonorous voice...’

That’s funny. I’ve heard him on shortwave a few times and always thought he sounded like Homer Simpson.


26 posted on 05/21/2011 1:39:27 PM PDT by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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Where is he? Well he’s out practicing kicking a football with Lucy of course! “This time I’m gonna kick it to the moon!”


29 posted on 05/21/2011 1:52:27 PM PDT by 3boysdad (The very elect.)
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I'm not a very good student of the Bible; remind me again, what's the punishment for being a false profit prophet?
30 posted on 05/21/2011 2:07:12 PM PDT by thecabal (We could be pets, we could be food, but all we really are is livestock.)
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Broadcaster silent as Judgment Day hours tick by (where is Harold Camping ?)

He's probably been raptured already....

38 posted on 05/21/2011 3:04:35 PM PDT by Jim Noble (The Constitution is overthrown. The Revolution is betrayed.)
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He left a note saying “So long and thanks for all the fish”


42 posted on 05/21/2011 3:56:08 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Monarchy is the one system of government where power is exercised for the good of all - Aristotle)
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