Skip to comments.Apocalypse believers await end, skeptics carry on (I'm not dead yet)
Posted on 05/21/2011 3:55:17 PM PDT by DaculaEdited on 05/21/2011 4:11:02 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
OAKLAND, Calif. They spent months warning the world of the apocalypse, some giving away earthly belongings or draining their savings accounts. And so they waited, vigilantly, on Saturday for the appointed hour to arrive.
When 6 p.m. came and went at various spots around the globe, and no extraordinary cataclysm occurred, Keith Bauer who hopped in his minivan in Maryland and drove his family 3,000 miles to California for the Rapture took it in stride. [snip]
Why didn't he tell me yesterday!
Anyone heard from Camping today?
End of world- Women, children, and minorities most affected.
Matthew 24:36-39 “But of that day and hour no one know, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone...”
Funny Craigslist Post.
We are looking for a soon-to-be- raptured individual or
group of individuals who are looking to get rid of their
earthly belongings before they are lifted into heaven and
saved. We, being sinners, will be left behind to face our
judgement. While we are waiting, however, we would like
to enjoy all the earthly comforts available. Therefore,
we are looking for a limo, hot tub, giant mansion on the
beach, a few tickets to fly our family around the world
and an unlimited supply of jelly beans. Any volunteers
that will be leaving this realm tomorrow can respond to
this email with the list of items they are willing to
donate. Thank you and have a nice trip.
Darn, now I have to pay my bills and taxes.
Pass The Loot!
That’s too funny!
>>>May 21, 2011 at 6:00pm was the time that Family Radios Harold Camping insisted that Jesus would return bringing upon the end of civilization. However, one of his own radio stations, 94.7 WFME Newark, NJ/New York City didnt seem to buy in. Here the station just slides from its legal ID and time announcement into a happy pre-recorded show about heart health. (clip on site)
Response: Can you imagine the look on the faces of this fools family as he was being interviewed by the press!!!!!!!!!
Well, Mr Camping was wrong before too. Sooooooo, guess he might be after the cash or something. Huh! Any one seen him lately?
“There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn’t get worse every year.” ~ Author Unknown
Re #5 — exactly. The Lord Christ Himself does not know the hour. Why do people so like to predict it? Will they get an extra bedroom in their golden mansion if they guess the right day?
Wasn't the rapture supposed to happen everywhere? By driving 3 time zones west it looks like he was just trying to delay it 3 hours.
ROFL! Quote of the week, right there!
This bunch is similar to the CT crew. Reality doesn’t faze them.
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